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Poo Worker

Posted 12.28.2000 by Melissa (32)

I recently came to the horrible realization that I am becoming the coworker I hate: that schmuck who saunters to the office restroom at 10 a.m. to take a poo. I once criticized a former employer for such behavior, and, frankly I still do -- she took it one step further towards impropriety by bringing along the New York Times Arts section. How rude!
-- Melissa



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karen phillips (not verified) -- 07.09.2002

I"ve pooped in London and I"ve pooped in France.Before i poop here,I"d rather poop in my pants.

Lame comment!
slave martin (not verified) -- 09.29.2003

ide rather you poop in my mouth.

stevie poo (not verified) -- 10.22.2003

excellent report.

i'm still unable to poop at work. even when the turtle rears its head near the surface, i hold and wait for lunch time or the 5 o'clock whistle, where i will poo in the friendly confines of my residence.

thank you.

The Shit Volcano (3817) -- 02.10.2004

Salute to poo!

GottaGoGirl (2615) -- 12.28.2006

I think you should walk toward the bathroom asking everyone on the way, "Do you have a magazine or something I could borrow?"

healthy 1 (1431) -- 12.28.2006

So what's wrong with "sauntering onto the office restromm" to go poo?

When ya gotta go, ya gotta go. Nature has no regards for our schedules. When she calls, we must answer. Be it 10am at the office, or 10pm at home.
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"-55F, a new record low? Nope, thermometer went bad. Looks like -50F still stands"

LeandraCullen (913) -- 07.30.2008

when nature calls,you better answer or you'll have hell to pay.
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I will never shit somewhere that only has that horrible, scratchy brand of toilet paper. That stuff sucks!

ChiliKahKah (1011) -- 03.24.2009

well, i say find the quiet bathroom and enjoy on the bosses nickel !

ChiliKahKah (1011) -- 10.19.2009

It is not how much work you get done but how much you get paid per hour...so poop on the bosses nickel.

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