I think the worst thing about shitting with coworkers is when they try to talk to you while you're doing your business. When I'm going, the last thing I want is chit-chat. Who are these people that need to talk to others in order to get their shit out?

I worked in a building of 100 (80 men/20 women) and there were only two men's rooms, each with two crapper. Four seat for 80 men was way too few, so someone was always pacing around whenever you finished your business. There is nothing worse than to be pressured with, "You done in there?" or "Did you fall in already?", when you are concentrating on a big loaf.

the worst is when its a single toilet/single door bathroom.. when you stink it up, people KNOW you just left the room

Man, you guys got it bad. I work in a large 30 story office building which has your normal bathrooms with 3 or 4 stalls each, but there is also two private shower/bathrooms that are used infrequently. Also, they are both within 5 feet of a the door to the staircase so that you can make a quick unseen getaway. It really is poop heaven.

Seriously fellas, you guys need to start pooping before you go to work. I suggest waking up in the morning and going straight to the bathroom. Have your coffee there with you, and maybe smoke a cigarette if you're a smoker. Once you get used to crapping in the morning it will become the only time you can go. Then you never have to worry about relieving yourself at work.

Well I do shit in the morning before work. Then again at lunchtime and again after work. I've got it down to 7 AM, 12:30 PM, and then 5:30 PM. But sometimes that 7 AM dump is rushed so I don't get it all out, and/or the 12:30 and or 5:30 express arrives a few hours early.

This was my first story posted on PoopReport. I was so proud. I had the feeling of what a rock star must feel when he has a song hit the charts.

My grocery store had 2 stalls for customers and more for employees. It wasn't too bad, and if it was, I would go in the ladies' crapper

It has been over 2 years since I wrote this story. I still have the same job. We are now down to about 120 employees in the one building and the other building is again empty. I went over there and shit just this morning!!!

Doniker, I am surprised they keep the water on in an empty building like that, good for you though.

Actually I go over there to the empty building and flush all the toilets every once in awhile, if I don't then the place starts to smell like sewer gas.

We have to keep the water on for the sprinklers; in case of fire. City ordinance.

sounds like shameful shit to me.

Free your terds, and the rest will follow. or however that saying goes.

I don't see what is so shameful about taking a shit. Just do it. If anyone gets mad then toss your shit over into the next stall and bomb them. They'd deserve it. (The assholes!)
As for having messy toilets, try hovering over the bowl while holding your asscheeks apart so it doesn't smear. If you are worried about the splash factor lay a toilet paper cover down first. (Though that never works for my monsters.)

I've never been fond of using a men's room at work for taking a BM. This is a very private thing to me, and I don't like anyone around when I'm doing this. Unfortunately, I had the worst experience of my life happen to me several years ago during a conference meeting. One morning I had to have an enormous BM so bad, and this meeting went on and on. It hurt holding my bowels and trying to look calm. It was one of those conference meetings where you couldn't just up and leave. Wouldn't you know my boss asked me to help him lift the film projector and speakers up onto the conference table for a slide presentation. Here I am acting cool and like everything is normal. Well, when I bent down to lift the projector I unloaded in my pants and man, was it a gusher. It felt great to relieve myself but I was completely mortified at to what had just happened. My boss looked at me in surprise, since he knew what I had just done. We got the projector and speakers up onto the table, but then I stood facing the front of the room fearing the lump in the seat of my pants was so huge everyone could see it. Not to mention a peculiar smell was beginning to fill the air in back of the conference room. I couldn't move. Still, I think my boss is the only one who knew I had just messed in my pants. My boss turned off the lights and started the slide presentation. Thankfully, this put everyone's attention to the screen. My boss then discretely stood in back of me and squeezed and mashed the lump flat, so it couldn't be seen. He whispered not to be embarrassed and that accidents do happen to the best of us. My boss couldn't have been nicer. I quietly thanked my boss, told him I needed to change my pants, and left the conference room. I found a men's room with a shower, so I could clean myself up. Fortunately, I had a change of underwear in my gym bag. Moral of this story: Be sure to visit the throne BEFORE going to work!

wow this was my first posted front page story. It's only been 5 years....seems longer.

that was a great story (lol) somthing like that happend to me when I was in school

Good one Doniker.

People for some reason are sloppy in work bathrooms.

YOu would thin that in a corporate environment, where 99% of the employees have a professional education, that they would at least fitfully be able to clean up after themselves after if they make a mess.

At my job, I have seen stalls so messy, that they look like an overgrown toddler used them.
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