Yeah, I'm seeing a lot of good ideas from others.
I'd think the promise of "Post Poop Extacy" would be motivating enough to get you to let shit out as shamelessy as possible.

Guess it's a start. You just have to realize that most other guys could care less if you're taking a crap.

Guys in my office will waltz in and start talking, then sit down and unleash hell. Not to mention letting out ass poppers while taking a piss at the urinal.

When I would start falling asleep in class, one trick I found to stay awake was to look at the other people falling asleep. They looked so stupid, and the teacher just glared at them... and seeing them, I'd realize I didn't want to be like them, and I'd wake up.

Doniker, use your company's other Shameful Shitter in this way -- watch him. See how he acts. Realize that you don't want to be like him.

Man Doniker, you're lucky. My workplace only has two bathrooms, and each are 1/1/1 bathrooms. One urinal, one toilet, one sink. I can't tell you how many times I've had a mean logger on the brink of escape, and I walk into the bathroom to find the only toilet occupied. Then I have to walk to the other side of the building, praying that I can keep the brown wolves at bay.

If I do have one thing in this building, there is a classical radio station on the second floor. When I feel like pampering myself, I'll go upstairs and enjoy a nice shit while Bach or Beethoven are conducting a symphony. Still, there's only one toilet there too. This place is not too ass-friendly.

The problem for the Shameful whose workplace has "single" bathrooms is when they exit, leaving the stench of poop behind. All the while, hoping no one saw them leave the bathroom.

Congratulations, Doniker. Both on getting a job and being able to shit at work. It's the first step to going all the way. Pretty soon you'll be able to walk out of the stall with confidence like the bomb-dropper in number 3. As for butt-buffer, I don't even want to know what he was doing in there. Scary! (shudder)

Why couldn't you wipe while those other guys were in there? It's not like they can see you wipe. I understand the premise of not exiting the stall while they're there, but not wiping? Please explain.

Sounds like you're off to a great start Doniker! I've always thought it was fun looking at shoes to figure out who someone was. They talk about ass-ociating a name with a face....well this was a shoe with a smell/sound!

You need to find the shameless guy and be like him. He can be your mentor as you take this important journey in your development towards manhood.

donkier, great story and congratulations.
i, too, have a story. yesterday i went on a job interview that lasted 4 hours. it was my first time at the company and i was interviewing the company's most senior people on the 'executive' floor. anyway, during the interview, i consumed a good deal of water. all the talking dries you out and a short break it nice when being grilled for several hours. the fact that i consumed a bit of water allowed me to take a break in between interviews and check out the 'executive level shitter'. i know this sounds strange, but when you are looking at a new employer you need to consider all factors. for me, a quality shitter is on the list. not near the top obviously, but it factors into my assessment of the work environment. in this case the shitter was perfect. very cool in temperature, black marble sinks and multiple, extra wide stalls with chrome and black thrones. the most tasteful setup i have ever seen. so, now i wait to see if they'll make me an offer.

I live at my place of work.
The school where I work in the Czech Republic has an apartment for international teachers. It rocks. If I have to drop a load during the ten minute break between the lessons, I just sneak down to my own private crapping closet and hang all the rats I want in peace and security.

Jack, you seem to imply that crapping outside of your home throne is somehow unsecure. Please elaborate.

I agree with Brown Trouser, the crapping facility and culture are important factors to consider when selecting a place of employment. We'll have to see Doniker makes the cut at his job where it appears there are several radical shameless shitters. Being one myself, I understand that at some point in time, they will come after doniker.

Jack Scat: send us a poop report about the Czech Republic!

Doniker, if someone ever comes after you like Chip says just drop your next trouser toad in his desk!

yes, i work in investment banking and i heard that story once. one guy from the bond trading desk came in early and left a huge log in his manager's desk. he quit later that morning and wanted to get even with him for giving him a bad review and low bonus. as i understand, he crapped in the middle of 3 a drawer stack and covered the log with a few trading tickets. i guess the whole trading floor learned about it as word got out. given the nature of the trader mentality, i believe the story. a total embarrasment for the manager too. he really lost face....

Congrats Doniker! As a fellow shamful shitter, and formerly unemployed poopreporter, I can appreciate the strides you're making more than most. However, to trump all, I've just gotten a new job with either the best dumping ability, or the worst: I'll be traveling a lot, so my home base (a hotel room) is ground-zero. Who cares if the cleaning lady has to scrub a skid mark off every morning. During the day, while at the job site, I'll have the privlege/curse of using a multitude of faciliies. As a recovering shamefull shitter, I'm looking at the bright side: I don't know ANYONE I could encounter (maybe a scant few every now and then), and best of all, if I do my job right, they'll NEVER see me again!

I can be the Phantom of the Poopera, but with a (slightly) more attractive face (I hope!)

I've noticed that corporate shitters usually have a can of air freshener for afterwards. What purpose does this polite little sop serve? The only thing it accomplishes is to make it smell like someone shit a pine tree.

Ha ha ha!!!!

you know sumthin thick n sticky ?? that would be a painful situation shittin a pine tree but what about those shitters that smell like they just shit a rose bush lol or even a bushel of fresh peaches ???? lmao just the thought of makin a pun of that is a good shittin line to think about now lets ponder this thought ..................
what if our farts "or shits" were to actually smell like a pine tree or roses or what ever scent you would like ???? would there actually be some one out here onery enough to actually create a "rotten egg scent" or fresh poop smell in a can lol geez what a thought
also donkier !! great story there !!
i think that if it were me in that shitter and i had some more shitters walk in and pop thier asses down when the one let loose thats when i would of tried to add some more to that raunch in the potty lol but great job anyhoo lol
shitaroni

It's a bitch when an empty toilet fills up. I've sat in total silence for up to twenty minutes waiting for the next cubicle to clear. And I tend to need to flush about ten times, and use loads of paper to make sure I am clean. Added embarrassment.

I JUST GOT 2 WORDS TO SAY....SHAMEFULL SHITTERS! You know, this is a very funny story....but as a woman (and a shameful shitter) I was really hoping for a happy ending, like; something to the tune of him eventually becoming a shameless shitter. You know, it's really hard being a shameful shitter, there should be AA for it, but instead call is SS for "shameful shitters Annonymous." Can I offer a suggestion to all Shameful shitters of the world, including but not limited to poopreporters? Try Paxil! That "shit" will get you to the point where it can almost turn a shameful shitter into a shameless one. I mean, it makes you not "give a shit" about what anyone thinks of you. Can cause Dyarrhea though, cha cha cha

yeah, I know the problem. Making multiple flushes on an early model (more than 1.6 gallon) toilet, combined with limited water pressure takes a ton of paitence. However, it beats the hell out of leaving a disastewr area.

That guy might not have buffed his a-hole. He might have peed or shit on the toilet seat and was cleaning the seat with TP. Great story anyway.
-Proud Pooper

On the ship where i used to work the cubicles were cut off at the top, meaning you could sit and look over at your mate in the next stall. Made for some interesting conversations the night after the cooks had dished up curry and rice!

So, the soup wasn't any good, Doniker? I actually HAVE that recipe card from an ill-fated recipe club membership when I was a bride. I've never tried it. I wonder if your wife peeled the peppers; the skins can cause gas.

Interestingly, I've found that unpeeled red bell peppers retain their distinctive aroma for the *entire ride*, if you know what I mean, and, really, it's not a bad thing. Sort of a crisp smell.

I'm glad I found this story; I've been waiting to bring that fact up for weeks. Thanks for mentioning it was Pepper Soup!

And unpeeled green bell peppers can cause horrendous cases of gas ...

"Ever eat a pine tree? Most parts are edible."

-Ewell Gibbons

"Shameful Shitters Anonymous" would be SSA. The SS would be Hitler's Goon Squad, which were all probably desperately shameful shitters.

I am glad to be able to poop where and when I need to. In fact i was at work today and someone came to use the other stall, smelled me and choose to exit._______
Producing waste since 1967

I've heard buffers going at it on occasion as well, and have wondered what's up with that. Are any of you PRer's buffers, and can you tell us how you're thinking about this?

A colleague at work does something I'd never seen nor heard of. Before stepping up to the urinal, he gets himself a little wad of tp and holds it at the ready so that when he's through peeing, he can pat himself dry. My guess is that this is something his mummy taught him.