The look of disgust was not because of their odor. It was not because of their wrong-side-of-the-tracks mannerism. No, the source of her disgust was the site of their caulk.

i was that bitch and you guys should rot in hell. Eat shit

Hahahahaha!

heh

Something was rotting, that's for sure! HA Ha And I don't think it came from hell either.

I thought for sure this was gonna be about sealing up a poop in the wall or something like that...

OK, you wanna hear some SWEET revenge...check this out. At the university I go to, we have this really crabby old librarian. Everytime I ask him for help, he tells me to go away and leave him alone. One night during finals, he wouldn't let me check out a book that I needed because he said it was on hold for someone, and then proceeded to give it to someone else who was standing close to me. Well, that pissed me off, so I decided after finals I would get revenge.

On the last day the library was open before summer classes, I went into the library and went to the top floor, which has a solarium in it. That's where Mr. Ridley's (the librarian) office is as well. I found a big thick book on the top shelf and went into one of the group study rooms where nobody could see me. I pulled out my knife and cut a rectangle out of the pages beteen the covers, and put the new hole underneath my bum and proceeded to take a dirty poo. I wiped my ass with some toilet paper I had brought with me, and stuffed it in the book too. THEN, I put the book back on the shelf where I found it (it was an OLD book, which looked like nobody had touched it in 30 years). I heard from a friend of mine that they had to close the library down for a day in the summer because the heat on the top floor had caused something to go bad, and that Mr. Ridley had fallen ill and needed oxygen so he was at the hospital. I'm sure he learned his lesson!!!!

You should have set the tiles in shit. They would have stayed well and it would be a permenant act of revenge.

I had an old rotton bitch for a customer at a grocery store. Damn I would pay fortunes to have someone take a rotten #2 at her house (But she reeked of death so bad, I don't know if anyone would notice)

i had a really good dump where the toilet never worked again.

Ha ha ha!!!! Tiles in shit! That's a good one!

I am speachless poop is so freakin funny!

This is an okay story; I enjoyed imagining the lady's icy phone call to the boss, and what he might have said to her.

If Pill Pooper had written this tale, there SURELY would have been some caca used as thinset. That would have been WRONG, to be sure, but it also would have been pretty funny!

How bizarre that post looks! I had no idea I'd used that phrase so many times. Weird. Repetitive... and weird. *shrugs*

This always works for me:
For as long as possible, hold in the AM caffeine thrust. Build up some back pressure.
Paper towel the water surface thoroughly. No splashing allowed.
Sit with your thighs at approximately 5 degrees, leaning forward. In one full bast, dispense the entire bolus.
If you do this right, it sticks solidly to the back of the bowl, above the waterline. Repeated flushing will not clear the artwork.
But the thrust must be strong.
If performed incorrectly, you'll paint the back of the rim, and the hardware or bowl. Not pretty, but a great way to shut down the stall.

Hmmm, Jason Poolick just described a story Ray Bradbury was planning to write, but he changed his mind and had the characters burning the books instead of pooping in them.

Though the act does sound a bit immature, I would have to say that it souns like she deserved that one.

I can just imagine the choice words she used when she saw the new addition in her toilet.
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"Two percent of the population think; three percent of the population think they think, and 95 percent of the population would rather die than think."

Wow, awesome story!!!
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I will never shit somewhere that only has that horrible, scratchy brand of toilet paper. That stuff sucks!