Uh-oh! LOLOLOL RFLMAO

What I'm not anomymous cowerd wtf

Man, every girl would hate me if that happened, because I would take major dumps in the toliets. I sometimes accidently clog toliets too!

(sarcastic gasp) Oh, no! So now everyone has to SHARE a bathroom? Big hairy deal! What, are you ladies afraid of poo rapists? Get a life and stop being afraid of everything!!!

You know, I found this on "This day in PR history" and I can't believe how much of a slacker Dave was back then. What an awesome PoopReporting opportunity! I'm not advocating being creepy, but he should have made it a point to use that bathroom as often as legitimately possible, to gauge the reactions of the opposite sex, or of the same sex to the unisex bathroom, or at the very least to document once and for all that girls do poop, and just how stinky it really is.

A few years ago I worked in a multi company office where the "Ladies" and "Gentlemens" washrooms were back to back. The toilet compartments were separated by full height but very thin walls.

Feeling an urgent need to pee (sorry a little off topic here) I visited my appropriate compartment and realised that there was a woman in her own appropriate compartment.

My bladder was very full and I used the product to full splashy advantage into the bowl. I was rewarded by the immediate reply of tinkling.

As I washed my hands in the less private room next door I saw a rather red faced woman scuttling, eyes down, along the corridor.

I must be a shameless piss artist.

Welp, that Report sucked.

Erm...notsure what to say to this...
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I will never shit somewhere that only has that horrible, scratchy brand of toilet paper. That stuff sucks!

Then don't say anything at all, greenpoopertrooper. Filling the threads with useless garbage like 'I don't know what to say to this' just to drive your point count up is not constructive and creates a hassle for the rest of us, especially when you're resurrecting centuries-old threads and pushing the newer ones to the bottom.

Love,
turdy

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"...you guys are missing the genius of Turdgutson's idea. We should certainly not be shitting in the sink, but why not invent a Toilet Disposal? Your tampon, giant turd, or some hooker's hand won't flush? Just flip a switch!" - SamDamnit

Sorry about that TT. I've stopped that annoying habit now :D
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I will never shit somewhere that only has that horrible, scratchy brand of toilet paper. That stuff sucks!