What a pig !!! How could anybody do that...unless of course it was a practical joke !!
I worked at a department store once..and this guy was in the bathroom and he had shit himself. He was naked in there with his shitty clothes laying on the floor and shit all over his body. He was trying to clean up with toilet paper. It was a gross scene.

LOL! that's quite funny!! hehe

2 weeks notice at Wal-Mart? Just walk out the door and let clean up shit. It's a violation of Federal law for you to be forced to clean up bodily fluids (this includes shit) without proper training and equipment. If you want you can really fuck over management.

If I had to clean up shit I'd have to tell someone to kiss my ass.

Man, that is horrible. Sad to say, but this stuff happens alot. Once after a work out at my health club, i went to take a crap and some guy had left a rather large log on the floor....

Apparently, prices aren't the only thing dropping at Walmart. The poor man's Bon Marche.

Wow, that was really funny...what a dumbass.

It's happened to me a lot. i worked in a thrift store and all the customers were hicks. One time i found a small turd on the floor. Another time someone wiped their ass on the wall in the fitting room. Gross shit!

I used to work at Wal Mart as well, and I
d have to say that it is the grossest place to work. The workers try to take care of the place, but the customers are all nasty rednecks with mullets who don't wear shoes and smell like shit all the time. Damn the Wal Mart shoppers!

I work at wal-mart and i have seen and heard some strange stuff. One day a middle-aged guy had shitted all over himself. so he took a new pair of pants from the shelf, went into the mens bathroom to change and tried to flush the old pair down the drain. The pants stopped-up the toilet so the clean-up guy had to pull them out. One leg at a time. Ha ha ah ha!!!!He was mad as hell that day.

Disturbing.......what a jerk.

Shit!!

I heard a lot of women shit in the fitting room

further proof that old people suck

I've been visiting my sister in Florida for a month and a half. Old people travel in herds down here, especially this time of year. They drive 25 miles per hour in the 45 mile per hour zone. They don't use their turn signals. They certainly don't understand the meaning of crosswalks, red lights, and turn lanes. Not to mention that, once they get out of the car, they leave their carts in the middle of the aisle and stand around with their mouths hanging open.

One evening my sister and I were eating at Bob Evans. This old guy hobbled by and farted right in her face!

A lot of old people are over-medicated and therefore instant dumbasses. This guy in the dressing room included.

My sister did come up with a good source for environmentally friendly power. You know how old people get horrified when you do anything they don't approve of? Let's say you pull your underwear out of your crack and some old church chicken happens to see. She'll gasp and shake her head in horror. Well, if you got enough of these old people together and stood them all up in a lot in front of wind generator fans you could just stand in front of them and do something gross... You know, like wipe your ass with the Bible or something. They'd all get horrified and shake their heads. Then their waddles would rock back and forth and generate wind. From this wind you could power all of Miami. There's a lot of power in that thar old people wind.

That is disgusting!!!!!

wow.......that is just gross.......Shit Volcano, i love your sister's idea of environmentally friendly power! i am a total newbie to poopreport and i have replied to four posts already! thats how great i think it is
but of course i'll forget which ones i've replied to so i would appreciate if all readers who wish to reply to my post could leave me a one line email re: reply to your post for just so i know (i tend to get junk mail so i have to keep an eye out for that)........take care and peace out.........i loved this piece!
Ivan

That person needs help. And ovbiesly how no respect for anybody or anything. People who do stuff like that really piss me off

dude that is so gross!!Imagine somone giving you a shoe box of human shit!! It happened to my bro, who was trying to buy a pair of shoes that cost alot!!

how sick where i work in retail we had this problem with the bathrooms i didnt work there at the time and they had to shut them down well i heard customers were going crap and pee in the fitting rooms how sick. we had this women who had an accident (monthy thing) she snuck in undewear and pads she took 2 undewears from the hanger used one plus a pad to clean herself stold some more pads then left the rest plus al the dirty mess it was so sick

Yeah...that shit will stick in your mind for years. I still remember seeing a poop "sprayed" on the flush valve, handle, and three feet up the wall. I cannot understand how they got it that high on the wall. Poor janitor.(!)

I can't believe only two people in two years have commented on my and my psycho sister's plan to save the planet!

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Cream rises to the top. So do dead fish.

Three. I like the plan and I can totally agree that you would definitely get at least some power out of that.

For the Wal-Mart people above, please stop abusing Wal-Mart. I like it there (cause I get 10% off) plus I really hate going to the store to innocently buy stuff and seeing that someone else has abused the store before I got there.

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Practicing the ancient Chinese art of double flushing... because sometimes, a single flush just isn't enough.

was it a joke or a prank?

You know, I probably wouldn't try to furnish my whole house from Wal-Mart (NOT THAT THERE'S ANYTHING WRONG WITH THAT!!), but when you need a lawn chair or paper towels, or CapriSun, or... or... film, Wal-Mart is great!

I have noticed, though, that when I go to the Wal-Mart 10 miles north of my house, it is MUCH, MUCH nicer than the Wal-Mart that is 5 miles east of my house. It is totally worth the extra 5 miles/10 minutes.

The last time I went to the skanky Wal-Mart, I was wandering around the Girls Dept, looking for ideas for a "costume" for my DD for a skit. This WOMAN kept following me around. At one point, she was walking around aimlessly, talking LOUDLY (and inappropriately) with two very unsavory characters. But I kept seeing her! It was like she was stalking me. Everywhere I wandered, she wandered. She was freakin' me out! I got nervous, and kept my DS and my purse clutched tightly.

I was heading to the lanes to tell someone that a weird lady was following me around, when whe walked up to the dressing room lady and said, "Wan' me ta cover ya break?" Seems she was a Wal-Mart associate. Silly me.

I understand where you're coming from on going to the store that is farther away, GGG.

When I used to visit my sister in Melbourne, Florida we had three choices of Wal-Marts in the area. (I go in there a lot to make fart noises, real or fake, in random aisles and horrify people.) The one in Palm Bay, just a few miles from her house, has had so many rapes at it that she avoids it after dark. The one on Wickham Road is a known drug dealers' hang out. And then there is the one that is several miles away, but it is far nicer than the other two. So when the choices came down to Drug-Mart, Rape-Mart, or Far-Mart, we always chose the third.

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Cream rises to the top. So do dead fish.

Sorry to waste a comment, but... GGG, what is a DS? And TSV, there's only one Wal-Mart 8 miles from here, and it's decent.

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Practicing the ancient Chinese art of double flushing... because sometimes, a single flush just isn't enough.

Picturing the look that that elderly man gave you, had me laughing out loud.

He must have been senile, anyone with common sense would look for a toilet, and realize that no toilet meant that they were not in a rest room.
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"-55F, a new record low? Nope, thermometer went bad. Looks like -50F still stands"

Ugh, that's disgusting. An act of Turd Terrorism?
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I will never shit somewhere that only has that horrible, scratchy brand of toilet paper. That stuff sucks!