A good notice, but it slightly lacks authority by being taped so slovenly to the wall. And what`s that bar for - a straining post to grip on while forcing big beasts out? Or just somewhere to tie your hoss or dog to?

I have no problem touching the flush handle of a public toilet, it is no more dangerous than touching the shopping cart into which you are piling your grocery choices. Immediately after
touching the handle you should give your hands a very good scrubbing of at least 20 seconds, not just your finger tips but go a bit above your wrists. I remove my wrist watch before I enter the stall and go through at least forty seconds of scrubbing before leaving the bathroom.

I have also made it a habit to wash my hands very well every time I enter my home even if they don't look dirty. A number of years ago I almost died from bacterial pneumonia and as a result I am now a fanatic when it comes to hand washing.

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Even Hamass couldn't have written that better.
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Yo quiero Taco Bell.

The concerned pooper may win the battle for the automatic flushers, but loose the war with OCD.

Deja Poo, you know nothing of the jihad we will launch unless all stalls have auto-flushers. I have issued a fatwa and these infidels who keep us oppressed will be dealt with in accordance with accepted jihad tactics. Firstly, mASS upperdeckings then dry bowlings and finally culminating in a stewicide bombing. Infidels be warned!!!

Noone needs to ever touch a toilet handle! That's what the tip-toe of your shoe is for! I have kicked started flush toilets everywhere as soon as I was tall enough to reach it!

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To affect the quality of the poo, that is the art of life. ~Thoreau, sort of.

Dude needs to grow up, man up, flush up, wash up, and shut up. An automatic flusher as a demand? Please...

Right on plop cop......Soap is not even a modern invention, you would think folks would have learned to use it by now. Flushing with your foot wears out the handle faster and costs everyone in the long run.

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Eat chilies and feel the burn!!

If you're really that concerned about germs, it's usually convenient to grab a paper towel and then use that to hold the flush handle.

Besides, these robocrappers are electrical and the flush medium is water. What happens when you get water and electricity in close proximity to each other? In this case, it might be fried cajones ala 120 volts.
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Yo quiero Taco Bell.

If I took a dump as spectacular as the one just described, I might be inclined to leave it there as proof.

Forget the autoflush, BE PROUD!
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Let it be documented that I, sittingpretty, do not like automatic flushers. I like to be in control of my own flush. The auto flushers never flush when i am finished. It flushes before i start and in mid evacuation. So annoying.
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Clair Grogan?

FEH!!

Everyone knows that those "eyes" on the auto flushers are actually camera lenses. Somewhere there is a large government building with a massive bank of monitors and people who flip switches to flush the toilets when they spot an ass rising. I'm not sure what government department that is though.

The "government" crap is just that...its the all seeing, all knowing eye of Prarie and Chief's institute, no doubt monitored 24/7 by Postman....I'm on to you bastards...oh, and PD, here's a napkin, you got a little bullshit still stuck on your lip, there.

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The proper order is kiss me, then go smell the other dog or cat's butt. I cannot stress this enough.

I don't like the autoflushers because a person could be in mid-shit and the toilet all of the sudden flush and there might be an accident.
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Russell the shitting queen

An entitled Boulderite feels queezy about touching a toilet handle and expects someone to change out the whole toilet for them or they'll shit in it. There's a roll of ass paper right next to you that you can wrap your hippie hand in before you flush, dumb-ass. I'm sure your bong is more filthy than that handle.

What's so funny 'bout poop, love, and understanding?

Only, in Boulder Colorado !

Those crappy autoflushers - I always bend over, point my cheeks at the thing, then wink my brown-eye in one of those knowing ways at the guys behind the camera lens.

Haha funny note, i dont like automatic flushers either. If Im drinking coffee all morning and push out a whopper, I throw the tp in the trash can and dont flush the can.

Chief, I guess I'm somewhat a germaphobe. I feel I've saved myself many icky illnesses with my kick flush, especially in the winter months. It's not like I totally lean into the poor handle. I can daintily throw a SOFT Karate kick when I need to!

Pantload does have a good point, though. The convenient toilet paper roll sittin right there is a decent, overlooked alternative. Whooda thunk?

PS. I think the seeing-eye lenses in the auto-flush toilets are manned by security mall cops who are bored enough to trigger the switch early on most unsuspecting sphincters.

Now hiring for round-the-clock, all-shit positions now! Do you want to help moon-kind everywhere? Work with us and wash one anus at a time! "Flush, the Sensor" The eye that keeps an eye on YOUR eye.

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To affect the quality of the poo, that is the art of life. ~Thoreau, sort of.

Put me in the category of those who hate auto flushers. For one semester in college I worked as a janitor at the university gym. They had auto flushers there and we had to walk around once every 30 min or so with a giant magnet and flush all of the unflushed toilets. The electronic eye rarely works as it should. Good idea gone bad.

Bran,
I am a kick flusher as well. I still remember my dad showing me the kick approach when I was young.

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Number One . . . I order you to take a number two.

Man, do I despise the auto flushers. Really, dude, would you rather be sitting halfway thru a dump and have that thing trip off like a 747, aerosolizing feces water all over you? Cuz that's what they always do.

I'd really have to know more about the circumstances surrounding the request. How many people share the shitter? Are they chronic slobs? How many incidents of people leaving logs has there been? Are the janitors the typical lazy assholes that permeate that fine profession? Are there any Glory Holes in the stall walls? (I know thats irrelivant, I just want to know.)_______
Look out for Number 1, but don't step in Number2

Maybe we are all reading to much into this sign. Perhaps the dude that wrote it was just trying to be a sarcastic douchebag.
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Earth, insane asylum for the universe.

I travel quite often for my job. The note amused me, but then I looked at the pic and thought of all the crappers I've encountered (or, more exactly, endured) on my journeys. This one looks good enough to eat off of!

***I'll throw in my vote, I do not like auto-flushers, auto-sinks, or auto-hand dryers. I'd rather have some control when it comes to "restroom services".

Elsewhere this site has a poll on the automatic flushers, and not many of us like them. My own "position" on them is unchanged--naked crack, aimed straight back.

Sir Sits-alot has hit the nail squarely on the head. The toilet in the picture looks like it is clean and well maintained and fit even for a royal arse.

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OMG, for the last two years where I work we have been dealing with a madshitter. He/she leaves monsters much bigger than "baby arms". One Xmas eve someone left one in the ladies shitter, without paper no less. Guess they didn't want to destroy the beauty therein. It has since been called the "Yule Log" and has been preserved for posterity by cell phone image. Matter of fact the union was called in to investigate, they just said whatever, it's in the pot. They seem to hit men's and women's toilets and never a shred of paper in the pot. These are truly beasts. We have industrial strength flushing toilets, and these behemoths do not go willingly. I take my hat off to the madshitter of the Mo.River WWTP. May God be with you and hope you have plenty of hemmorhoid cream.

Dude, I love your name.

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