Wow... I'd just eaten breakfast when I read this, and I am still trying to hold the food in. This story makes me remember why I did not choose medicine as a career.

Quite a story. It is sad, tragic, shocking, funny, and really really gross, all at the same time. Wow.

A lot of things make me sad about this--that hospital resources and taxpayer dollars go to taking care of subhumans like this guy, that drugs and circumstances probably drove him to give up all shreds of decency. I can understand why 10 years later you're still freaked out by it.

Reading this, I found myself translating the story into the Twelve Days of Christmas.

7 people puking
6 beds a bouncing
5 cocaine vials ...

Gross. Too bad this story didn't occur in Singapore so they could take this piece of filth out and execute him on the spot. My tax dollars are probably still paying this guy's cable TV bills in the slammer.
C Everett Poop

Wow! Some of you guys are pretty harsh on this poor guy. Crackheads and crack are like zombies and brains. They can't control themselves. I guess I'm just a bleeding shart liberal.

Any way..... Good story. The commnunal puke was a nice topper.

SamDamnit!
Rectum Rector
of
The Church of Poop
http://groups.myspace.com/THECHURCHOFPOOP

That is simply vile. If I saw a guy going at his bedpan like a bowl of Cocoa Poops I would have lost it... my stomach contents... my sanity... my will to live. You name it, I'd have lost it.

Crack kills

Stories like this make me glad I'm going to a business school and not med school. I emailed this story to my friends in nursing school...Should be interesting.

Well maybe I'll lose some weight out of this one. It's just about dinner time here but I think I'll be missing it. I didn't have to read a story called "The Grossest Thing I Ever Saw." Nope, nobody forced me. But I did... ugh!

If that is the second worse smell in the world, what is the worst?

C Everett Poop

Good God! Eating shit, blood, activated charcoal (which I know tastes terrible) and vomit just to get some crack into the US.[heh heh heh - crack] I just about lost my cookies there.

I'm an EMT... yes, G.I. bleeds smell *bad*.
Nothing worse than a bloody poo on your stretcher in the back of an ambulance where the windows don't open... Hey, at least the coke wasn't in balloons and he was pulling them out of his ass and blowing them up. :O

The poor Police officers and Nurses who had to deal with this entire mess. Yuck! Nurses and police officers definetely earn every penny they work for. My hats off to a job well done...

Wow... utterly horrific. I have nothing else to say.

I believed only dogs ate feces, even then under desperate circumstances...until now.

When I was a dispatcher at an air ambulance service in AZ we sent a plane out to the res to pick up a patient. Seems he and his brother had gotten into a fight and big bro cut him up (including abdominal stab wounds) and hit him in the head with a hatchet. When the plane got back, the hatchet was still stuck in his head and every bodily function had gone haywire - so we not only had to get an unconscious 400 pound patient out, but the inside of the plane was covered with a combination of everything that will come out of a human body. It was out of service for almost a month for cleaning and the mechanics had to take shifts working inside the plane because of the smell. BTW, the patient survived. :-)

Given a choice, I'd eat primary sludge before I would go back in anything that smelled like that plane did...

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I work at a poop plant, so I know whereof I speak.

SSpiffyPoo

..4 correctional facilities,
...3 piles of vomit,
....2 pissed off deputies,
..... and a crack dealer eating his pppooooooooo.

This is a pretty disturbing story. I cannot believe that the prisoner didn't vomit himself after eating the crack vials a second time.

.....hugging bunnies since 1969

Jebus! Absolutely horrifying. You have managed to jolt me out of lurker mode with this contribution to PR and that's something.

Dammit, Pincher, we don't need lurkers here, we need poopers to step up to the bowl and donate their "2" cents.

Get involved ya' slacker!!!

.....hugging bunnies since 1969

Okay, I was warned, but that was nasty. Can we get a red flashing icon on this story "Really Fuckin Nasty" !

Happy trails,
L. Wrong
Chairman & CEO, PPK Industries

C Evertt... burned flesh. The worst smell.

Mr Splock... you must be a new EMT. See comment to C Evertt

L Wrong... You're probably the same type that goy a couple of cases of beer to ride out the hurricane, not believing them when they said cat 5 was bad.

Daphne... le gusto mucho. You probably have too much free time, but that's a nice song. I may sing it at work this week, after a reword or 2.

Spiffy Poo

You're pilot could've alleviated the situation with a short physics class. Fly at a very LOW elevation, and the pressure in that fellows innards wouldn't have increased so badly in relation to the pressure in the cabin.

If it was an Army pilot, I'd have asked him to fly nap of the earth.

Oh, yeah. They never showed that on Miami Vice. Drugs are lovely, aren't they?

Utterly horrifying! Yeah, drugs are wonderful...
I found out today that someone tried to murder my older brother over drugs. Ran him over with a car several times and stabbed him in the back. he may not make it. been unconscience for 6 days now with lots of face fractures and bleeding in the brain.
f******* drugs...

a poo story combining two different types of crack. excellent.

Um...okay...

Good Lord, thats the grossest thing in the history of the world. Gag me. Bless the medical community for putting up with nastiness :P

That is sad.
So sad.

Daphne - I'd really like to contribute, but I've got nothing on the stories I read on PR! The only thing I can come up with to compare is the time I shit in the spare room when I was 5, cause I was too involved in whatever toys I was palying with to get up and go to the pot. The memory is there but I've lost the details so it wouldn't make a great report. Otherwise, I'm a dump a day gal - or double dump a day, depending. Nothing interesting or unusual - unless you count the fact that my one of my dogs shat green logs this morning?

I was in rehab and heard things equally disgusting, shooting up with urine etc. Thank God I was just a drunk.

Shooting up with urine?

This must be how urine therapy people do drugs.

I had a friend who used to work on Death Row in Stark, Florida. Those prisoners (understandably) were served their meals in their cells. He said there were several of them who would regularly mix their food into the toilet bowl with their shit and eat it. I wonder how they avoided getting typhoid or e-coli, but maybe that was the idea.

P.S.--My friend said that the nicest prisoner on Death Row the whole time he was there was Ted Bundy. Girls, please look out for yourselves!

Wow... I definitely would have not wanted to be there when that happened... but that is the best poop story I've ever heard. Thank you very very much for sharing that.

I was a funeral director/embalmer and your story is the only one that has ever made my stomach turn!
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Shit happens and shit is funny!

Okay, a couple things:

B.B.John-- You win. Grossest thing ever!

Although, I will tell you that my mom was an RN, and WAY back in the day, she would bring home BLOOD (that's right, in bags) to pour on our HOUSEPLANTS! Yeah, imagine how popular IIIII was once one of my little friends saw my mother in her white uniform squeezing a bag of O+ over the philodendron!

And Dumpster-- Maybe the prisoners wanted to get sick so they'd get the "break" of going to the infirmary.

Crap Announcer-- I don't know. Slurping the juices out of corpses is pretty stomach-turning to most of us!

GGG,
Way to make me lose my lunch.
Did you manage to write that without getting queasy?

I think burnt hair is the worst smell. I remember I was on a campout and some scouts were trying to light a propane stove. After about 30 seconds with the burner on full, and the lighter still hasn't lit, I bust out my trusty matches and procede to show them how it's done. BOOM. I couldn't get the smell of burnt hair off me for a few days.

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"KOC -- the Cool Crapper" - Rat Droppings

FP-- Yeah, I tell that story all the time; it doesn't bother me, anymore. The best part was when a guest in our house would go to throw something in the kitchen trash, and there'd be this empty i.v. blood bag. Heh, heh, heh. :)

KOC-- My best friend in grade school did something similar. She wanted to turn on the *gas* fireplace, and turned the gas crank BEFORE she lit the match. *FFOOOOMPFF*! Her whole face was singed (singed?), and her eyebrows as well as her poofy bangs were GONE. She looked like a naked mole rat, poor girl.

Oh, no. I didn't mean the blood on the plants story... I meant the slurping part towards the end.
I pictured someone with a straw in corpse, sucking up the juices.

Excuse me while I vomit.

*rofl* See, and I sit here munching my sourdough toast, thinking nothing of it. Sorry about the slurping. :)

Even her toast is sour. What a girl, what a stomach.........

This Big Bad John needs to hang around more.
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.....hugging bunnies since 1969
www.daphneszoo.com

LOL. It's ok.
I must just have a sensitive stomach when it comes to things like that. I can't even walk past the fragrance section in the mall because I can literally taste the smells... I can taste it just thinking about it.
I don't know what a corpse tastes like, but I think my mouth has a good idea right now..
eew.

Oh, THERE'S a yummy sentence!~ "I don't know what a corpse TASTES like, but..."

THAT made me gag. Sourdough toast or no.

LOL. If it makes you feel better, I gagged while typing it.

Sounds absolutely gasly B.B.J.!

Although, worst smell, on patrol with my sister the Cop, and we were called to a canal where someone reported a dead body. I helped the other officers snag the corpse from the water when the body released it's natural gases that had beem accumulating for an estimated 4-5 days or so. Now I was not carrying my forensic nose cream, and I inhaled what I assume Chemical Ali spent his spare time creating.

If you need to talk...

Ugh! Cadaver is arguably one of the top 10 worst smells!

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Practicing the ancient Chinese art of double flushing... because sometimes, a single flush just isn't enough.

Oh dear God! I've worked (volunteer) in an ER and seen some horrible things, but I bow to you!!!!

My son is interested in nursing ... I'm going to make sure he reads this story.

BLLLLLLAAAARRRRRGGGGGGGGGHHHHHH! lol

Okay guys, anyone who's ever eaten at Kentucky Fried Chicken knows what a corpse tastes like.

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Broccoli!

Now, now. You should qualify that statement. When I was a kid, KFC was really good! At least, it SEEMED really good. I remember the chicken wars between KFC and Pioneer Chicken. Anyone remember Pioneer? If you put their leftover chicken in the fridge, the next morning, there would be a coating of fat so thick, covering the pieces, that it resembled frosting. Yes, indeed. We preferred The Colonel, but if Mom had a coupon for Pioneer, well, Pioneer it was!

I don't have a problem with KFC. Still, I prefer the chicken from a local place near here. North Carolina fried chicken at its finest! KFC is still good after being in the fridge overnight, and I sometimes eat it cold for breakfast. It still makes me poop, cold or not.

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Practicing the ancient Chinese art of double flushing... because sometimes, a single flush just isn't enough.

Hm, are you recommending KFC as a laxative?

lol.

Well, FF, if you want to look at it that way, then sure! I've never failed to take a dump (or a torrent of LiquiShit™) after eating KFC.

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Practicing the ancient Chinese art of double flushing... because sometimes, a single flush just isn't enough.

The last time I let DD talk me into KFC, we waited while the guy in front of us (the only other customer) took FOREVER to decide what he wanted. The cashier took his money, made his change, then wiped her hands on her apron, DID NOT WASH THEM, walked around into the kitchen area, and began preparing the man's food.

We got the hell outta there!

The time before THAT, we were in a DIFFERENT KFC, and when we walked in, we were assaulted by the smell of pine cleaner. I was always taught that if someplace SMELLS like cleaner, it probably isn't CLEAN. The stench was overwhelming. We turned right around then, too.

Sorry, Colonel!

Again, this is STILL off topic, but...

The most disturbing thing I heard of at a drive-up window happened to me sister. Some guy pulled around the corner at Wendy's and smashed into her bumper at about thirty miles an hour. (She was paying at the window, mind you.) This was a strange guy with wild, bloodshot eyes and pinpoint pupils, and he drove one of those pimpmobiles.

The man banged on his horn several times and kept yelling "MOVE IT YOU BITCH!!!" When she didn't he put his car in park and reved his engine. She calmly pulled up to the second window to get her food, and he hit her again.

There was some sort of disturbance at the money window, then the guy starting screaming something about "too many fucking hos!" and drove through the flower bed... right into a lightpost.

When the police arrived, he screamed at them and they were forced to pry open his car door and bang him against the hood. It was not the first incident like this to occur in Melbourne that month, nor was it the last. Apparently some piece of shit was selling a batch of crack tainted with PCP.

Though when I think about it, the original subject WAS drug addiction, poop, and the ER.

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Broccoli!

Okay... **thinking fast**...

The...uh..the cashier, yeah! The cashier looked like a chicken-slingin' crack ho, to me!

Hey, I started this derail... Or was it the slurping juices from a corps thing? Now I'm lost...

DAVE?!?!?!??!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!

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Broccoli!

This story, and site in general, makes me happy that I never stuck with the hard drugs. Opiate constipation, crack -n- poo feasts from the bed pan, room repooping (repainting). Hurray for pot and beer.
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I have a book published. The title...it's "Brown Spots on the Walls".

Way, way back in the day, I was the deputy coroner in my county, which meant I got to take all the late-night calls while the "real" coroner (actually the local undertaker) slept in. I had forgotten about this thread, but this makes me want to start a "Grossest thing you ever saw?" discussion on the forums.

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Send all your money to Bilgepump, or to Dave!

Eeeeeewwwwww, gross. Drugs make people do some pretty sick things.

My stepmother died of a gastrointestinal bleed. I am very familiar with the stench associated with the GI bleed.

Hopefully, the drugs were eventually recovered from this guy.
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Watch out for the deadly F4, though he's been gone since '53, he will be back.

Holy achin' horseshit! That's the nastiest friggin thing I've ever read.
Notwithstanding, the mental picture it conjures (to the tune of 12 days of Christmas of course), IS pretty damn funny.

I was reading and laughing...when suddenly, I feel ill. I may have to log out. I don't think I'll ever forget that.

When I read this story, I didn't know whether to laugh, cry, or puke. Seriously, I love bathroom humour as much as the next insane person, but this is the makings of an urban legend/sci-fi movie!

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...and they all lived crappily ever after!

HOLY FUCKING SHIT.
NO ONE, no one! NO ONE I ever have seen NO MATTER HOW BADLY THEY ARE ADDICTED, would eat THEIR OWN FUCKING SHIT AND BLOOD for the crack. This is sick and disturbing. That guy should be committed to the pysch ward. I about pissed myself when I saw some guy eating out of the garbage looking for drug vials in New York. This is ten times worse. BEYOND freaking disgusting. I can't fucking believe he ate his own shit, blood, and digested charcoal. I feel for you. You poor bastard. I don't blame any of you for ralphing your guts out. I'm feeling a little queasy myself just reading about it.