The Million Dollar Question

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I am actually writing to see if anyone has any idea why people go to public restrooms and take a dump on the floor. This relates to a something that happened to me while I was a manager at a McDonald's. I worked for five years in fast food restaurants, and only on very rare occasions had these type of incidents occurred in the bathrooms. They did make me curious as to how someone could miss the toilet, but I simply couldn't fathom the idea that someone did this on purpose.

One day, while working a busy shift, a customer informed me that the Men's room was in very bad shape.

"You don't even want to go in there," he said.

Obviously, I had to check the restroom to see what happened and to make sure it was cleaned. I cannot explain how graphic it was, but there were feces and vomit on the floor in front of the toilet. This happened during lunchtime, so I informed the other managers, and one of them told me the same thing had happened the day before. I thought it was odd but cleaned up the mess and went about the day.

I usually worked the night shift more than the midday shifts, arriving in the late afternoon at 4:00 p.m., so I was not present for five straight lunch services. After that, though, I worked five straight day shifts in a row. During each of those shifts, someone was committing the same act; however, not all days included vomit. I asked everyone about it, and to all of our recollection, the messes occurred sometime after breakfast but before the big lunch rush. So, I estimated that the culprit was coming in between 10:30 a.m. and noon.

I wanted to catch this guy, someone who I had began to think was either totally pissed at us because we messed up his food or was just crazy. It also crossed my mind that an employee could be doing it, but I was confused by this idea – that someone would do this intentionally. Besides, why he would do it? I was working with another male and we decided that we would stake the Men's room out, checking it every five minutes to narrow the time down.

We took turns until he went to check and didn't come back right away. I just assumed that he had to go himself, but we had gotten busy and we needed him back to help us; so I went to the bathroom to find him. When I got there, he was standing by the sink. I just simply said, "We need you. We're getting busy."

So, we both left. On the way up to the counter, he said he heard something strange from the stall and has been waiting to see the guy come out. I decided to make one last check before we got too busy and went back to the bathroom.

The stall was kind of unusual because the toilet was behind a large wall and to the right, several feet behind the door. This meant that you couldn't see what could be going on in the stall unless you looked under the door. It seemed like whoever was in this stall might have been coming out but decided against it when he heard me, and instead turned around and went back inside. This was very odd. I pretended to use the urinal, washed my hands, fixed my hair and then did nothing. Neither of us made a sound.

I knew we were getting busy, so I was pressured to go back to work. But instead of leaving the bathroom, I opened the door, stood still, and let it shut without making a sound. I hoped he would think I left and come out. (If this even was the culprit, because I wasn't sure.) Well, sure enough, the stall door opened and this guy emerged. He looked right at me.

He was short but slender, clean-shaven, and very preppy-looking. He had blonde hair, blue eyes, and was wearing a dress shirt, tie and slacks. I'm guessing he was around twenty-three years old. He bolted paste me and out the bathroom door without even washing his hands.

I ran to the stall, looked in, and sure enough there was vomit and feces EVERYWHERE.

I ran after him cursing, screaming and very ready to get violent. He ran toward the parking lot, and as got into his car and I was following him out the door, one of the female employees screamed, "That's him isn't it? That's the guy who vandalized the bathroom!"

At this point, I stopped, grabbed hold of myself, and saw all the customers staring at me. A little boy told his mother that I said a bad word, and I apologized to the customers, who were very nosey and wanted to know what happened. I was so upset, however, that all I could tell them was that he messed up the bathroom. Several people took it upon themselves to go see; they all came bacn in shock.

I totally and completely feel that he was committing some type of sexual fetish act where he was getting off on doing this in public places, so people could find his mess. I don't understand, though. I always wondered why people did this, even though it happened rarely. Does anyone know?

19 Comments on "The Million Dollar Question"

ChiliKahKah's picture
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Mental illness crosses all strata of society. Even well dress and well cared for people can be an emotional mess.

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Let's hope that, having been seen and chased, he won't be back. What a horrible thing to do!

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Your story brought back memories of my own encounter with a turd dropper. As with your culprit, when I came face to face with mine, he defied my expectations. It really is amazing how we get surprised over and over that the demons in the world look so much like us.

Logjam

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I can see it happening once. Google the legendary Ryans Steak House story for details. If it happens every day, its turd terrorism and the guy should have had his ass kicked and dragged through his mess.

doniker's picture
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Finding vomit is sometimes worse that shit.

At my old job several years ago, every morning we started finding a pile of vomit outside the entrance of our building when we came to work.

We figured it was one of the night shift employees doing this so we rigged up a camera to catch this person.

Sure enough we caught the puker on video; he was later fired for drinking on the job after he started a fire in the toaster oven because he started cooking something, went back to his desk and passed out.

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Years ago I was working for Albertson's before they gave up on Nashville and pulled all of their stores out of the area. Four days in a row some SOB hovered over a seat in the men's room and squirted about two quarts of soft serve ice cream consistency poop mostly on the back of the commercial commode. Luckily we had a floor drain and a hose so cleanup wasn't too bad. Never knew who did it.


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I agree, obviously,that turd-terrorism should land you in Guantanamo, but don't rush to judgement! Poop on the stall floor happens. The walls in my office are paper thin. To fully enjoy my work movements, I usually go to the building next door. Once though, after a long night of drinking and three cups of coffee, I waited too long.. literally limping the 70 yards, internally screaming, "hold it." Thankfully, the gut-twisting urgency subsided as I neared the bathroom. Pleasantly surprised, I took advantage of the respite to hang up my sport coat, get my cell ready for turd texting, etc.. etc.. Then - BANG - urgency.. URGENCY! I rushed to close the stall door, but my darn jacket sleeve jammed the mechanism. I fight with it and simultaneously hear another guy come in. I momentarily hope he isn't disabled, as I've laid claim to the luxurious, accessible stall. The jacket is free now, but the latch is still problematic and misaligned. A final exertion sees the latch slide home, but it's not all that's starting to slide. I desperately fumble with my belt and fly. In a single motion I bend to remove pants/boxers, but it's too late. I'm fully dilated and this baby is coming. I know that if I twist/sit for the seat that I'll only hit with 60% and my dockers and legs will take the blow back, so I just continue with the motion and squat. The deep-knee bend only made it all more violent as several pounds (had to be) of pond-bottom sludge literally bounced off the floor before settling/spreading. The other user must have just been approaching the urinals opposite the stalls, cuz I heard him valiantly fighting to stifle a laugh, but he couldn't. He sort of cried/laughed at the same time, and pissed all over the floor, probably cuz he was laughing too hard to aim. Fortunately, my boxers and dockers were unscathed, but my lack of control caused two messes for the price of one. Good times, but probably not doable in anything other than an extra-wide stall.

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PushItRealGood .... Accidents happen and when they do a thoughtful person asks for the tools and supplies to clean up his/her own mess.


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HarryH's picture
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Interesting read.

PushItRealGood.'s picture
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I agree chief. I still feel shame, but I went into fight or flight mode and chose the latter.

Dr Scully's picture
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Cow tipping is pointless, stupid, and cruel, yet I know people who have done it and find it hilarious. Same thing applies here. Just an asshole who thought it would be funny to leave dumps for someone else to clean. He should be forced to strip naked and roll around in his own filth.

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One night a million years ago I went to a friend's pasture with some friends to see the cows. We had been drinking beer, and by the time we got to the pasture, the front of my friend's car was completely covered with corn stalks.

We didn't tip the cows because they were too hard to tip, and one of them got mad. I couldn't tip a cow, anyway, because I'm a total wuss, but I did try to ride a mule around the pasture and ended up falling off.

I have no idea how I survived my younger years with all ten fingers and both eyes.


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Hey thanks a lot pal. Now we got him.

Burger King manager

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One day at work someone returned to his desk for his camera explaining that there was a huge pile in front of a toilet. Huge did not begin to describe the magniturd of the situation. How it could have come from a human being was beyond the limits of our minds. It was like something from a huge farm animal, exactly what I don't know.

McManager: your terrorist probably had all kinds of issues relating to toilet-training, repressed everything and a rigid home environment. It's a shame he did not pull out in front of a semi as he left the parking lot. As we say in the South, "the boy's not right" and probably never will be.

Anonymous Coward's picture
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You Americans, can't see the obvious?
It was an anti-McDonald's demonstration!!

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Aha. It was a Burger King manager!


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Or an Arby's manager. (they had McD too)

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I've only run across turds on the floor twice. Once was in a recreational park ladies restroom. I went in and it smelled strongly of poop; the first stall had a pretty large pile near the toilet. It was too large to have come from a child or teen, so my guess is, for whatever reason, some woman wasn't able to hold it until they got to the toilet. The second time was in a Macy's ladies restroom; a small pile was on the floor, again close to the toilet. In this case I think it was from a child since it was only two small pieces. I do tend to see a lot of unflushed toilets at this mall and I wonder if kids are just trying to play around and leave "presents".

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Here in Texas, and I bet most states that border Mexico we have a real issue with people wiping their butts and placing the toilet paper on the floor or in the trashcan by the sink. I never knew the reason until a friend of mine from Juarez,Mexico told me that people do this because in the poorer areas of Mexico the plumbing is not up to code. Someone needs to film a public service announcement and air it on Telemundo 24/7. Just because the bathroom is in a dirty USA truck stop does not mean that the toilet is incapable of handling all you can throw at it.