that's just jersey city for ya

Just one more reason to build that fence and enforce the damn borders with armed soldiers. Those people are third world savages and you can't make them change. Even if the borders were locked down today, I think we have a self sustaining population of Mexican "workers" since every female one between 15 and 50 is pregnant. You did the right thing decking that idiot. And I think you meant "ration of shit". There is no such thing as a "rash of shit" that I know of.

A very well-crafted and entertaining story. I can't say I blame you for slugging the guy.

This guy's race has nothing to do with his actions.

Too many people in today's society knowingly do stupid things out of laziness especially if it doesn't effect them because they know 9 times out of 10 the only punishment is a slap on the wrist.
Too many people just don't give a fuck about anything but themselves.

Man, you should have tied the guy under the drain and get five or six coworkers to take a shit on him....

Pill,I lived in Jersey City 1956-2003.I moved to Staten Island.I see it has not changed much.I would guess you were working in The Pavonia-Newport Section.That is were The Mall is and alot of Financial Firms left NYC and set up shop there.There are some nice hotels and high rise condos.I lived on West Side Avenue between Boyd and Union.The City is now much the way you describe it.When I grew up it was a nice middle class community.The City started to change in the late 1970's and started to make a comeback in the 1980's.The Mayor was accused of gentrification and The City became what it is today.There are 2 nice areas Downtown and Newport.If you go to other areas pack a gun in your lunch box.The crimes are usually drug traffic,car break-ins and good old car theft.If anybody from City Hall reads this I can kiss that job with The Chamber of Commerce goodby.

Pill Pooper, I think you have more violent stories than anyone else. I can understand how angry you must have been, but after reading this story along with your hockey story... it almost seems like you're quick to throw a punch.
Please don't hit me for saying that. :)

CEP, you're giving republicans a bad name. You can be conservative without being racist. Do yourself a favor. Get rid of the klan robes and join a multi-ethnic community group. You would benefit a great deal from volunteering together with people of all races, with the common goal of making your community stronger.

Give it a try. You'll live longer if you're happy and loving than if you let hatred consume that little heart of yours.

Calling me a klanner is pretty funny considering what I do for a living. Republicans don't hate anyone, they are just tired of illegals demanding things they are not entitled to (and shitting in parking garages). I regret that my comments sometimes turn political but thats who I am. Dave has a delete key on his computer.

I think both conservatives and liberals alike will get a kick out of this.

Everett, anybody new to the site may not know that you are a Navy man. The lawyers (me) take over when the politicians can't fix it, and the military takes over when the lawyers can't fix it.

BTW, Pill Pooper, how did your court date over the hockey game incident turn out?

You're right, CEP. For a second there, I forgot you were in the military. That is what you do, right?

You don't need to tell me how republicans feel. I am one, and it's obvious we don't all feel the same. The stereotypical comments you made and the way in which you made them shows you harbor hatred for hispanics. That's really sad, CEP. There are many, republican, legal citizens that are hispanic or of hispanic descent that you may never have the pleasure of becoming friends with because as soon as you see them, you will have classified them as something they're not.

Anyway, I promise to stop if you do. :)

Good God! I knew that in Vietnam, they would just shit off the side of the road (as referenced by Fallen Angels) but I thought mexicao had public toilets. Maybe the guy was just lazy. PP, you said you were in a parking garage. Maybe he didn't want to walk howevermany floors it was downstairs to the port o crappers.

By the way, if thus ever happens again, say "No." It is the same in spanish and english.

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Lazy basturd needed to get smacked. I don't care if he was italian, mexican or Australian, anyone that lazy needs a smacking and punishment. please no political crap here. Go to Daily Kos for that.

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I know that nobody cares what i think.You did what you felt was right i never hit anybody .Not that i did not feel like it.I would hit a person if they hit me or something like that in your case i would have come close.I don't hate mexicans at all i get annoyed with them.And this is what makes me sick. If they are gonna jump are boarders then learn english.When i am in a super market or some store and i hear them chattering away with that language the way they talk it makes me mad.Not cause i hate them cause they want to be americans then speak english if you call america your home learn it.And those white porcelin things with water in them not gold fish bowls called toilets for dumping in learn american way.Teddy

Pill Pooper;
Nasty lunchtime brown shower! Best part is that now his boss is paying $10k for hiring an illiterate employee who misfired a lunchtime loaf.
You probably shouldn't travel to remote areas of the world because it is common for people to actually shit down holes in the floor!
This guy was probably dreaming of his childhood, as he hunkered down over that drainhole to unlease that morning's burrito or empanada that sprayed you & your sandwich...

That's just...just...repugnant! I agree with PS: who cares what culture he's from? Only primates crap like that. Couldn't he have been ARRESTED for that?!? After you smacked him around, too bad you didn't call his employer THEN the police.

And then immigration, if need be.

Pill Pooper, this is truly gross. I bet you took the biggest shower when you came home from work and Oxy-Cleaned the shit out of your clothes. I'm still not understanding, though, why was the boss fined ten grand when it wasn't his poop? I mean, you can't babysit your employees all the time, can you? Was the drain supposed to be capped off?

Enlighten me. I'm curious and not too bright. Oh, look, glitter........
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Regardless of race, gender, creed, etc etc. it's still a bad idea to poop in some random hole, especially when there are designated pooping areas so incredibly close! I think it was wrong that the boss be fined; if anything, the shitter himself needs to be. But that's just my two cents.

And I would have gone straight home and taken the longest shower...

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Does it matter where you live or where you are visiting? Ignorance of the laws and social behavior is not an excuse. Even if you crap on your own couch at home still doesnt make it right to take a dump on a friends couch. Well I suppose there is some solace to know that its not only Americans that have rude and inconsiderit people when in foreign countrys.

Shitting on the worksite is pretty much standard behavior for mexican laborers. Ive watched multiple shows dealing with construction on Discovery channel and for whatever reason the construction supervisor/foreman..brings up how they often shit on the worksite. Why they would bring it up is beyond me. One of the shows it was brought up on was Dirty Jobs..

That is a good comparison, grogan. If you didn't know the speed limit doesn't mean the cop won't pull you over.

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For those who asked, my court date was Feb 6th and I was acquitted on all charges! They have since instituted more strigent rules for fighting in the league. Now they fine us and suspend us. it sucks, but it does stop the fights.

As far as my stories being violent, I guess I have to agree. I work in an area with rough people majority of the time and many of my hobbies are somewhat violent. Therefore, when it comes to my tales of poo, then tend to be more violent.

The employer was fined because you are required by law to hire employees that are allowed to work in the US LEGALLY. On this particular job site, it's about 90% union and OSHA has a big presence. So.... if anything goes out of line, the perps are fined and fined BIG.

It makes sense to me that the boss was fined. An employee represents the company for which they work.

If a customer service rep makes prank phone calls, the company (s)he works for will be liable. If the kid working at a fast food joint gets caught placing pubic hair in a burger, that fast food place is liable.
So, why wouldn't a contractor be liable for damages when his employees crap on people's sandwiches?

Thanks for clearing that up, Pill Pooper. And good for you on being cleared of all charges.

I can hear Cochran now...."If he's hit with shit, you must acquit......"
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I'm sorry Fart Poopie but I have to disagree; I feel like people should be held accountable for their own actions. I'd definitely feel wrong if I screwed up on a job and the company was held liable while either I get off scott free or everyone working on that job gets needlessly penalized.

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Practicing the ancient Chinese art of double flushing... because sometimes, a single flush just isn't enough.

Hey Teddy,

You said: "And this is what makes me sick. If they are gonna jump are boarders then learn english."

You know what makes me sick? When native English speakers CAN'T SPELL. It's "borders."

Then you said, "When i am in a super market or some store and i hear them chattering away with that language the way they talk it makes me mad.Not cause i hate them cause they want to be americans then speak english if you call america your home learn it."

Please, don't go abroad... anywhere.

Signed,
Anonymous conservative Republican who voted for Bush both times.

With due respect, anonymous William, I wouldn't go abroad after posting for whom I voted if I were you either.

Just saying.

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Daph, I would think you would WANT him abroad, preferably during the next election!

Whatever happened to all those liberals like Barbra Streisand who were going to leave the country if Bush were elected/re-elected? I sent Barbra an email after the last election and offered to come help her pack, but I never got a response.

My two cents on the political issue: I am not a liberal and I am not a conservative. (Though every political test I have taken tells me I am a moderate Republican.) I watch and choose what I feel is right for the country. Sometimes it is the Democrat, sometimes it is the Republican. Sometimes it is neither. Unfortunately, in the last two elections it felt as if I was choosing the lesser of two evils in the Presidential race.

(NOTE: To all liberals and conservatives, this refers to the extremes on both sides. Not to your run of the mill Republican or Democrat.)

I have a real problem with ultra conservatives for the following reasons:

1. A lot of them hate minorities and women. (See C. Everett Poop.) When it comes down to it, ultra-conservatives are haters in general. Death to anyone who isn't white! Death to anyone without a penis! Death to anyone with a different religion! Death to anyone who disagrees! I can almost taste the copper in my mouth when I read and hear such violent hatred. One young conservative even slammed a hammer into the side of my freshy painted car because he didn't like my bumper sticker.

2. I am constantly told to watch out for imaginary foes and be afraid, very afraid, of the entire world around me. This is the reason that I am supposedly supposed to give up my right to privacy, free speech, and various other civil rights. I would rather be dead than vote away my rights just because of terrorists. If I were to do that, the terrorists would win.

3. A conservative is always telling me they are here for me, yet, at the same time, gouging me for gasoline and various other necessary expenses in life. If they are here to support the rural American, than why is this administration taking away our dust restrictions, stealing water from farmers, and selling grazing land to developers for a payoff?

4. Many of them are Bible thumping freaks who assume that EVERYONE in this country is Christian. I do not have a problem with Christians. I have a problem with ultra-conservative crooks who claim they are Christian just to get voters. I also have a problem with someone trying to shove another religion down my throat when it is not what I believe.

5. There are some very disturbing conservatives who work in the military. Such people, tainted by such black hatred and rage, should never be given a gun. They are programmed from birth to be this way, usually by their conservative parents, and many of them don't know WHY they hate so much. Plus, when these people get into higher positions in the military, those people like me are never allowed to serve our country. We just don't meet the perfect standards set out for entry. Women in the military are expected to meet the standards of a supermodel. (This is the reason why many of these men accuse a woman they don't like, even a woman they have never seen, as being "fat".) My sister had an unhealthy 6% body fat ratio, yet she was told she was too fat to serve. I have been told by these same fuckers who refuse to recruit me that I should stop whining and get out on the front lines. I would, but somehow I don't have a desire to serve coffee to some dirty old man general, or become a publicity poster child to try to get points for the Republicans. (See Jessica Lynch.)

6. I am tired of getting campaign letters and flyers from conservative candidates who list me as Mrs. Volcano. It is assumed by the conservative lot that all women over the age of 18 are married or else there is something wrong with them. I am tired of the insulting, demeaning manner in which I addressed by many of the popular Republican candidates because I have the audacity not to have a penis. I will not vote for someone who constantly tells me that my place is in the home looking pretty and taking care of some man.

Now for those bleeding-heart ultra-liberal fuck-bastards:

1. Most are apathetic pieces of shit without a brain in their heads. They talk big of all the wonderful things they want to do for this country, yet no one ever shows up to do it. Most have better things to do, like watching TV or being politically correct.

2. Moderates like myself are called "lazy" or "stupid" by ultra-liberals. This happened a lot during the Kerry campaign, which is one of the reasons I hate that man. (That, and he only seemed to focus on the fifty-five plus set and the hell with the rest of us.)

3. Ultra-liberals have this obsession with raising standards in schools. Sure, this can be a good thing, but their constant unattainably rising goal in the American public schools is causing decay of our children's education. Children are now not allowed to run on the playground (or have recess at all in some places) and I have met children who were expelled because the principal decided their writing was not politically correct.(Though religious conservatives are doing a number on the schools as well. See the Creation/Evolution issue and Abstinence Only programs.)

4. Ultra-liberals are whiney bastards. Half the time, the other side gets into power because these immature idiots take their ball and go home when the going gets tough. "If Bush gets elected I'm leaving the country!" My late dad (a liberal moron) was furious when I refused to go to Canada if he left. I told him my reasoning, yet he never got it. (For some of his annoying gems, go to thekickingdonkey.com. If it's still up. God I hope not!) If something happens to this country, you stand up and fight tooth and nail, not run like a scared puppy and hope for the best!

5. Everyone said the economy was much better during the Clinton administration. Perhaps it was for the Baby Boomers. Unfortunately, for the rest of us it was hard to get a job at all what with all this new fangled certification that no one could afford. Ultra-liberals are often ex-hippies, all over the age of 50, who seem to forget that there are other age groups in this society, none of whom were getting any aide. If you think I am wrong, than ask me what I did for a living.

6. Tre Arrow. Look him up. I don't think I need to say more.

Ultras on both sides are bringing down this country's economy. The liberals have made jobs unattainable with their ridiculous standards and the conservatives make it worse by outsourcing. Prices continue to rise, because both sides of the table are so corrupt, and no matter how hard America works we can NEVER pay the bills. However, we are called lazy by these jackasses who were born with a silver spoon in their mouth. We are told we should not get any benefits by the conservatives because we just aren't working hard enough (a two-parent household working to full-time jobs APIECE doesn't sound "lazy" to me), and the liberals just throw up their hands and whine ("Well what do you want me to do about it? I'm just a lowly Democrat"). I would say that the ultras are so busy bickering among themselves that they really don't care about this country in the first place.

First and foremost, though, it is the ultras who don't shit. THEY ARE TOO BUSY SPOUTING IT!!!

Okay, back to the story. This rant is over.

You are invited to step forward and express a point in an Off Topic discussion on the forums. Or make an example of yourself. Again. (You know who you are.)

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Broccoli!

Wow, TSV, you said it! I'm especially tired of stereotypes and religion. I have a penis, but I'm still sick of seeing non-white, non-penis owners being hated. "THEY ARE TOO BUSY SPOUTING IT"--You hit the nail on the head. Sorry to be off topic but this is probably the best opionionated thing I have read in a very long time. Go TSV.

...Don't ask me why I don't vote. TSV said it all already.

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Practicing the ancient Chinese art of double flushing... because sometimes, a single flush just isn't enough.

TSV, with her great seniority here and her long absence, can get away with this kind of political rant once in a while. I strongly suggest that the rest of us take it to the forums.

One thing you said, TSV, really tickled me: "Ultra-liberals are often ex-hippies, all over the age of 50, who seem to forget that there are other age groups in this society, none of whom were getting any aide."

I know. That describes the majority of professors on my law faculty.

that is when you drag him down to said soiled ground and rub his nose in it and smack him with a rolled up newspaper; if you're going to crap like a dog expect to have your nose rubbed in it

Hey, you spelled Krzyzewski right! I live at NCSU and not Duke but I still know how to spell it due to my own curiosity.

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Practicing the ancient Chinese art of double flushing... because sometimes, a single flush just isn't enough.

Check out this link. I wonder what would happen if you put pins in their...

Mexicans are interesting folk.

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Santa Caca!

Yep can't argue with you for flooring him but personally I'd have beat him a bit more for shitting on my sandwich and force him to eat it.

GGG, I really like the idea of torturing politicians! Let's do it!

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Practicing the ancient Chinese art of double flushing... because sometimes, a single flush just isn't enough.

At my job in the womens restroom it appeared some woman had likely eaten some very foul food and her bowels were torn asunder by whatever it was.She apparently made the crapper stall,turned and dropped trou and exploded with massive amounts of projectile ass pudding.She exploded all over the toilet,the plumbing fixtures,the back wall and both sides of the crapper stall walls as far up as the front of the toilet.She even got the toilet paper hoder box.It seems she must have just pulled up her pants and went home.Their were no marks in the shit at all that would have shown any post shitting activity.The toilet paper that was hanging from the box was still spackled with shit.One of the girls complained bitterly to the custodians and all the lazy ass bastard did was take a mop and mop off the toilet,plumbing and the back walls.The next day this same gal that complained to the custodian noticed the shit left on the crapper stall walls had dried into brown spackle.She went back to the custodians supervisor to complain that it had been cleaned up in a half assed manner.To everyones dismay the following day it was noted that all the custodian did was get a can of paint the same color as the stall walls and spray paint over the dried crap spackle and now the stall looked like it was half done in texture paint.This was over 10 years ago and the painted over shit is still there to this day, only the newer employees likely have no idea what it really is causing that textured look to the back half of the crapper stall walls.I would have more expected this to have happened in a mens room than a womens room.

That was an interesting story; you could have submitted that to Dave as a separate piece!

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Santa Caca!

Seriously. Now I'm scared to think of what textured walls and ceilings may be...

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Practicing the ancient Chinese art of double flushing... because sometimes, a single flush just isn't enough.

I know this is off-topic, but this is where Walcott posted the painted-over-poop story.

"...all the custodian did was get a can of paint the same color as the stall walls and spray paint over the dried crap spackle and now the stall looked like it was half done in texture paint..."

In the interest of... poop, I guess, at MY work last night, I went into the bathroom and scrutinized the walls behind the toilets.

Sure enough! Several splatters decorated the wall, very low to the ground, in the smaller stall. It HAS to be from hoverers, because they were so far down on the wall. Weird.

And disgusting.

Haha I think u did the right thing there. Although the guy did take a shit on your lunch, you gotta feel bad for the guy a little (even though he's an asswipe) Imagine what happened when he got home and what his family must of thought. haha I like the story a lot. If i were u I probably would of booted his ass down the tube that he shat down so he could see how it feels

After reading TSV's and DF's comments, I am now all fired up. May I add to this subject, befor getting back to topic?

What are the words of the constitution? "We the people", not we the white men.

What is this society doing? My company hires percentages of different races, yet they call themselves an EOE. As for my party, I am an indipendant, moderate conservative. As I am writing this, an old 70's song from my childhood comes to mind. It is a spinoff of the song "What the World Needs Now", but there is a child in the song that ask his father "daddy, what it hate?", "daddy what is racism?". Society tries to impose their beliefs onto others too often.

Sadly, I see lots of principles that this country was founded on are slipping away. The last two elections, I also felt like was voting for the lesser of two evils, and lost desire to vote in this years election. I disliked Bush, but Kerry makes turns my stomach, and that says alot, he is the Senator of my state. Worst still, if you want to be president, money talks. Gotta run them campaign ads. So we just keep electing on a monetary basis, not a character basis.

What is religion? What is color? Do these things really make a person better or worse? The Witnesses, Mormons, etc, etc, etc, come around every year and try to convert me or "I will be condemed to hell". I am so tired of them, that I don't answer my door anymore when I see them in my neighborhood.

In a nutshell, we are all human, we all have a purpose. It saddens, but also stumps me as to why we the humans, the only species that can reason, the only species that can understand, the greatest species of all, are the most hateful and predjudice. Yet we all dream of that magical day when everyone will love each other. That day starts within all of us. We need to demolish the race and religion barriers first, and start looking at each other from the inside. When that day comes, Oh what a day it will be.

As for the story. Though I believe that two wrongs don't make a right, I can see where this worker kind of deserved to be punched. Especially when there were multiple facilities at his disposal to relieve himself.
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Maybe it's just me but I think that response was a bit much. I would have puked, but violence? Has anyone thought for a moment that maybe this guy was experincing something not unlike what many of you have wrote about? Maybe he was sick. Maybe he was everything CEP said about him. Either way it never hurts to show a little understanding. I think what he did was awful but CEP's comments were worse if you ask me. For he did not shit on half a guy's sandwich, he shitted on a whole culture.

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Sharp Shitter-Signing off

What you did was commit assault and battery. If you had thrown a punch at me, I would have killed you.

I think I would have fed him his own shit. Nope, doesn't matter that he was brown. Clearly an ass kicking offense.

Damn Feto you must reek!I mean you must smell like death warmed over with a shit dressing!I bet your co workers gag and vomit!

What would have been funny is if the shit fell on your head. You have serious anger issues. Ever see a Dr. about that?