Now I know why I never eat meatloaf. What the hell do they make it out of if it`s yellow with a black speckle?

Sounds more like a loony bin you`re working in if the inmates walk around naked dropping random turds everywhere.

I would have returned the turd loaf on the plate of it's rightful owner. Feces under glass. I imagine a scene in the movie What Ever Happened to Baby Jane?. If I didn't know the owner of the brown surprise, I think the right thing to do would have been to place it in the lost and found.

I can't say that I have ever smelled a dissected eyeball of a tarantula. I guess it smells like shit.

dissected eyeball of a tarantula....wtf...horrible comparison

This post makes me think of a Korean dish
"soondae", a very tasty blood sausage which, unfortunately, looks like a turd.
Several years ago I found a picture, on the internet, of soondae being served in a bowl that looked like a child's potty. I can't find it now but it was very unappetizing.

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Lame story...in a growing line of them. That splash you heard might just be the sound of this site crash landing into the shark tank.

Pretty funny story! Although, I don't think the dissected eyeball of a tarantula would smell like much of anything.

You better get used to turd terrorism and freelance pooping in a nursing home. Those old folks will poop ANYWHERE. And believe me, some of them know EXACTLY what they're doing. I guess if I was locked up somewhere and fed something that could be easily confused with human feces, I'd be pretty angry myself.

I like how you call them inmates. It's sad, but true.

The Old Coach is fom New Jersey.If I had to guess I'd say you are a Seton Hall Pirate and you worked at The Kessler Rehab Home.I hope you didn't go to Upsala.I went to Harvard On The Hudson,Jersey City State College.If you could proove you were alive,you got in.

Considering that a tarantula's eyeball wouldn't smell like anything, I'm not sure whether the turd in question was supposed to reek or if it just smelled mildly unpleasant if you got real close to it.

I think I need to have a talk with Mother about her "meat" loaf.
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The proper order is kiss me, then go smell the other dog or cat's butt. I cannot stress this enough.

EOZ, he probably meant a tarantula's asshole. I think they both look the same.

BTW, I was born in Orange, and it once was a very nice town. Now it's worth your life just to stop there for gas.

PD don't feel bad I was born in Jersey City.

So, you had to deal with kitchen doody while on kitchen duty? Just be glad that you didn't have to deal with bath day in a ward full of budding poop artists.

Seriously, I applaud all of the staff and professionals that have to deal with the demented and their end-of-life issues. You may not be well-paid but the families of those you serve are deeply appreciative.
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Yo quiero Taco Bell.

I have a Food TV vision.... Iron Chef, Nursing Home Battle. Today's secret ingredient Resident Turds

My exgirlfriend went to Upsala before it closed. We went to see it a few years ago and it was abandoned and overgrown. What a waste. Orange is a nasty area now. I bet it wasnt too safe going to that school

Inmates? I thought they were called residents.