This unwarranted situation deserves stern and forthright action, military fashion.

I would have covered my hands in TP gloves and lobbed them hand-grenade style back into his stall while shouting "Feces in the hole!".

possibly picked them up and lob 'em over the stall door at the dude. is it turd terrorism if you use their shit against them?

I want to change my vote for the "most annoying habit of the person in the stall next to you" poll.

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It's YOUR cat, YOU get his poop out of my sink!

I rarely get nauseous reading a PoopReport, but this one did the trick.
This reminds me again of why I hate using public toilets.
I hate being in a stall and being forced to hear and smell the guy shitting next to me as it is; if his feces entered my stall I wouldn't know what to do, it would probably mentally scar me for life.

To the people that commented that they would pick the shit up and throw it back over...I will believe that when I see it.

My guess is the guy DIDN'T make it in the nick of time; he was probably too late. The turd balls probably fell out during the take-down.

I think I would have said loudly, "Hey, stay in your own lane over there, will ya?!?"

Those who write on shithouse walls
roll their shit in little balls.

Those who read these words of wit
eat these little balls of shit.

Did you detect the scent of Magic Marker wafting in from the other crapper, RS?

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Deja Poo - Because this shit's so strange, it couldn't ever have happened before.

In a strange bit of twisted irony the cafeteria served meatball parmesan heros for the first time that day but alot of people thought they tasted shitty.

I would have puked...no doubt about it!

I fully support thunderbox's idea this is definitely a shituation that calls for throwing those balls of shit right back at the offender. Is he that much of a smacked ass that he has to wipe his ass so hurriedly that he doesnt check to see what he is wiping. Perhaps an unbridled act of turd terrorism will teach this dingleberry a lesson. Thunderbox you throw one and I will throw the other gladly!
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The Thunderous Crapper 63 Enjoying home toilet advantage since 2004!

Sounds like a couple of Texans busted loose.

Rolling Thunder?

Office crapping is serious business. I work in a hospital, and its not uncommon for me to search for an uninhabited wing to take care of my business, just so I don't have to deal with... Mudballs or other strange things.

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The Brownfish hides in random gas station bathrooms, in wait... to unleash its fury upon the bowels of your underside.

My only question is, if the shit balls were that sticky, how were they rolling on the floor?

An interesting observation Dumpster.

Perhaps it takes shit a few moments to be effected by the surrounding air temperature, humidity, and pressure (or immediate lack thereof) upon exit from the body and thus change from a semi-liquid poo to a firmer and more robust turd.

We should fire off an email to MIT and have them enlighten us.

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It's YOUR cat, YOU get his poop out of my sink!

Today at work was the once yearly meeting regarding someone who defiled the bathroom. One of the people present was the guilty one. Is this territorial marking? is it passive aggression? Is it abject avoidance of one's own mess? Is it bad upbringing? I am not finding useful info online. I just know that the Egyptians idea of Hell was a river of shit, lol.

_I would have asked him if those were some sort of present...and told him thanks BUT no thanks.______
Producing waste since 1967

cool story, great comments.. personally i agree with those who would lob those shitballs right back over the stall wall. 'Hey buddy, you forgot something!' and chuck em right at the bastard

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oh man, i feel soo much better. i think i lost a few pounds... dont even think about going in there for at least 20-30 minutes. dont worry, i left the fan on.

Okay, this one gave me the dry heaves. I disagree with the people who say to lob the shit at the shitter. There's no WAY I'm touching that. However, that's not going to stop me from getting up, kicking open his door, and projectile vomiting in his face.

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What if everyone farted at once?

yeah touching the turd seems extreme but i'd go there just to teach tha bastard a lesson... with TP gloves of course...
and afterwords i'd probably be washing my hands for half an hour

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oh man, i feel soo much better. i think i lost a few pounds... dont even think about going in there for at least 20-30 minutes. dont worry, i left the fan on.

I'm with Dumpster here. I've never, ever seen shit 'roll' - and if it was, shall we say, sticky or soft enough to leave a trail behind it, I can't see how it would.

Oh, shit rolls. Believe me.

Just change the Pull-Up of a toddler who's slightly dehydrated from a hard day's play at the fair.

Turd balls rollin' everywhere. Dumpie's right, though. No trail.

_Was helping another doc and nurse give an enema to a poor guy who was paralyzed from the waist down -had a terrible time pooping, getting constipated a lot. To make a long story short, his poop sample shot up and out bouncing off of the stainless steal pan we had to catch it. Ting! Then on the floor it rolled about a food. So, not only can it roll, it can also bounce sometimes. ______
Press on warts, who would buy those? -Well, hags mostly.

_It rolled about a FOOT, not food. UGH! Stupid typos. Well, it is Monday.

I'm still laughing at the poop hand grenade!!!!

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Rock-n-roll! Poopy-poo!

I stand corrected!! I apologise!!

What to do...
Depends on whats troubling the guy next door. He might be the nicest bloke in the world, but he's had a terrible trouser accident brought on by an anxiety attack due to some domestic calamity...
I wouldn't want to make the poor bugger feel even worse by lobbing a brown grenade at him.

Mine don't roll. Just don't be down stream of me if one of mine hits the floor.