Well, I've done it. My first Poop For Peace Day. I just returned from the bathroom, and while my log was sliding out, I thought about how someplace in the world, a terrorist or a head of state was doing the same thing at that very minute.

It made me realize we really are all the same in a lot of ways.

I've got about two hours until my laurel leaf arrives in the beak of a brown dove. In the meantime, I'm proud to post the Poop For Peace music video, written and filmed by PoopReporter SpaceMonkey.

I CAN'T GET THAT SONG OUT OF MY HEAD!!!!!!!
Nice job SpaceMonkey (and friends).
I'm a few hours away as well but I will surely be singing that happy little tune whilst I do my doodie.
"aren't you glad you woke up and farted?"
LOLOLOLOLOLOLOL!!!!

HAPPY POOP FOR PEACE!!!!!!!!

The time draws nigh. The pressure on my sphincter grows with each passing moment. Come the blissful release of this fetid grogan, I shall be pondering the many who, like myself, will be partaking in this ritual, and wondering why so many of them are unwilling to see past the superficial differences and admit that there is only one race. Our job, as the animals we are, is basically to achieve throughput, and I will rest a bit easier knowing that I have done my small part to make the world a better place. Here's to all the wonderful people of Poopreport, and to the hope that, someday, all people shall be as enlightened.

I'm an angry Irishman with IBS. So even though "Poop for Peace" is a cringe-inducing, ironic phrase in my daily doings, I will sit zen-like on my lid, not letting what's going on below my waist affect what's going through my mind.
Peace to All!

Thank you! The banner POOP FOR PEACE is up on my website/blog! You make having Crohn's disease fun! You guys are the BEST! Thank YOU!

Meleah Rebeccah Hawthorne

It is not even 10am in the upper Midwest of the United States, and I have already pooped three, count 'em, THREE times! While I enjoy regularity virtually every day, this is an unusually high level of production.

Taking this day to heart, when they sign a Peace Accord in the Middle East later today, you can thank me!

Peace be with you all, my fellow poopers!

I have proudly pooped for peace! Fortunately my metabolism is so geared in a way that enables me to poop for peace on a regular basis throughout the course of this momentous day. Let us all channel our poop towards the greater goal of peace!

I did and the sun came out...Could be a sign...Go figure..in CLEVELAND, Ohio

I am proud to be part of this very special day in history ... All I wish is that I knew about it yesterday and I would have ate some extra Brussels Sprouts for supper ...

POOP ON !

PEACE

Just made my first poop for peace ever. What a wonderful feeling. I kind of choked up when I said "I feel five pounds lighter now!" I thought of all the people in the world from the most important to the least significant. And of course most of all I thought of you all with deepest affection as that dump rumbled from my insides with a loud gaseous explosion. Who needs Haleys M.O.? I just needed four glasses of ice cold water specially filtered for this occasion. God bless you all and God bless us everyone!
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The Thunderous Crapper 63 Enjoying home toilet advantage since 2004!

So distracted am I with everything going on in my life that I was halfway through my poop before I even remembered its significance on this day. Rather than try to Hoover it in and start over, I took a snapshot of that moment in time -- with my turd, like our species, balanced on the precipice.

We are at a point where one of two things can happen: we can achieve an understanding of our common humanity and dive deeply into the sweet waters of peace and brotherhood, or we can get eternally wedged in the anus of strife.

Lo, how I long for the splashback of tranquility! How I dream of the day when the whirling flush of understanding will envelop us, embrace us, and align us toward the one true path. In the sewers, our poop mingles with our neighbors' and becomes a singular, unified mass. How I hope that we follow their lead.

I was posting a blog informing everyone of some helpful tips on pooping for peace and just then the urge hit. I barely finished my writing and whisked myself to the bathroom. In almost a Zen-like fashion, as I squated to make a deposit, the world stopped spinning and my mind was at ease.

Thank you poop report for organizing this day!

i have diarrhea... so i'm good all day.

I dropped a real grease monkey today. I coiled the bowl, and pinched it off likea real cobra head sticking out of the water ready to spit. I must have lost 5 lbs in the honor of peace. Long live broccoli, nature's broom.

This pooper saith: if thou shalt eat beets the night before Poop for Peace Day, thy poop shall bear the rosy stains that remind us all of the blood shed in the name of peace (without those stains actually being blood, thank god).

I am male. I am 17. I am White. I am Jewish. I am from New Jersey. And I join billions of people today, hand in hand, cheeks spread wide, regardless of their genders, ages, races, and religions, because... I POOP FOR PEACE!

i had forgotten about the significance of today,and pooped at work oblivious to the cause.
on returning home and reading my emails i was annoyed at myself for forgetting,when as if by magic,or some kind of higher power,i felt a familiar stirring.
i picked up the evening paper,and headed in a Al Bundy style to take care of business.
thanks Poop Report.

Ahh. My favorite day of the year!

I pooped for peace this morning and didn't even know it. I should have read this right when I woke up!!!

Thanks for clarifying that today is Poop for Peace day and not Poop for Peas day. Here I was fretting about how I was going to liberate all of those little buggers from the evil oppression of the Jolly Green Giant.

Happy Poop for Peace, everybody. I'll be thinking about you as I'm squeezing out my half-bag of Trader Joe's Mixed Dried Fruit.

Viva Lesieur Baby Greens!
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Deja Poo - Because this shit's so strange, it couldn't ever have happened before.

Happy Pooping! So poop for peace my friends.

Even you, Mr. Bin Laden, if you're reading this, I'll gladly send you all the flax seed and Metamucil cookies you need. Just tell me where you're hiding. Can't imagine you're getting enough fiber in a cave. And you know constipation can wreak havoc on your overall health and well being. No wonder you've been so terribly cranky over the years. You sir, need a good poop. And the world desparately needs peace.

I pooped for peace today. I feel it. Poop out. Peace in. Drinking especially good coffee makes me poop better.

Today I pooped por peace at my ex university. I felt that pressure in my colon and thought about what all humanity has in comoon. I left the printout guide for others in the stall.

Even though I have I.B.S. with constipation. I do take a a medication that makes some real nices farts! ......poop on!

This is my second PFP Day, and it was a good one. Motivation, inspiration, and sweet, smooth relief, all in one happy ritual. Peace, bros.

My son pooed for peace today and we decided we will be pooing for peace regularly.

As I have not logged in for a few days, I was unaware of poop for peace:( I did, however, poo two days ago. I remember because it was my first solid one since february x_x

I harbor no ill will towards humanity!

I missed poop for peace, due to a broken computer. Anyway, I pooped for peace. Not much to mention, I was getting over a bout of constipation.

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"Thunder in March betokens a fruitfull year" .Or is it "Thunder in March, frost in June"?

This site is awesome. I'm showing it to my best friend in the whole wide world aly. She's a hippie. I'm sure she'll be poopin for peace in no time