Some nut just emailed me, telling me I had the "mentality of a 12-year-old" for running this site, and that I'm "promoting juvenile delinquency." Which struck me as funny, because I suspect juveniles are a minority among this audience. Am I right?
I suppose you could placate the "mature" faction by renaming the site "FecesReport" or "Bowel Movement Report" but they just don't have the right ring to it. _______ The proper order is kiss me, then go smell the other dog or cat's butt. I cannot stress this enough.
Having been a 12 year old boy, I can see where the title Poop Report would have possibly led me from my tasks of making crude stone tools, but hardly have turned me into a delinquent. Hey lets have (for fun) a contest renaming PR. Dave can (and will) use his absolute authority to void the results upon completion. My choice, "The Daily Logger". Sorta has a mature, rugged Pacific northwest sound to it.
"The Lower Digestive Tract Blog Site and Enclave"
We'll get alot more artsy-fartsy folks with that "enclave" bullshit. _______ The proper order is kiss me, then go smell the other dog or cat's butt. I cannot stress this enough.
Casey Jones, and Casey JR. at your service.
The New York Chymes The Daily Spews (I believe Billy Joel used these before in a song) The Newark Starfish Ledger The list is endless
I'm a 19 year old female, but I have the sense of humor of a 5 year old.
Me likey this website lots and lots. lol This site is not immature. It informs those who have a question about poop. Also, it is a lot more interesting than homework, but i'll still do my homework. Actually, yeah. I'm a boy in my teens.
Diarrheenies......I find it interesting that you would not post your gender or age in your profile yet now have made it available to all in your post above.
I personnaly am a 67 year old geezer in my second childhood, so I suggest "The Wall Street Journal." That would lend an air of dignity to this sorid little site......oh.....thats taken already?
Eat chilies and feel the burn!!
I'm 66 and male, and I enjoy this site. It would not matter if I were 12 and female and enjoyed this site. Poop and pooping are truly common to all: male and female, young and old, human and non (except for plants: they poop oxygen). Interest in pooping is less common, but surely to be expected. Mine has been with me a long time now, and I still enjoy it.
Chief, people who post on PR sometimes get all giddy and blurt out things they didn't want to. MSG, you might want to run that "female pooping" past Baron von Crapalot a few times.
So far, based on the poll, Dave, the guys over 40, are the majority on this site. Don't let this guy bother you. MOST TWELVE YEAR OLD BOYS DON'T HAVE ENOUGH POOP or poop experience in life to write great pros and poetry about our favorite subject, poop. My entry is "The Southern Bowell"._______...And their flesh like dung. Zeph. 1:17
Is it bad to be a twelve year old boy? NO! Is it bad to laugh at poop humour? NO! Matter of fact, I'm thinking about writing about the poop drama I had while evacuating for hurricane Gustav._______...And their flesh like dung. Zeph. 1:17
What bonehead would send an e-mail criticizing this site? Come on, poop is funny. Not only that, this site is very informative. Stick to your guns, Dave. Screw these pinheads.
I am in the category of women over 40. I have had my share of inconvenient, uncomfortable, and embarrassing poo situations. I love this site because it makes me realize that poop isn't something to be taken seriously!
According to the poll now, our major audience is the ladieth from 20 to 40. I bet a good portion of them are moms looking for childcare advice.
Dave, I hope you linked him to the nutbag page in this site where you immaturely raised over 17 grand to make toilets for a village of people in rural India who've never had any type of sanitation, cuz' that shows how much of a freakin' doodyhead you really are. (the best kind).
_______.....hugging bunnies since 1969 www.daphneszoo.com
Daphne wrote "According to the poll now, our major audience is the ladieth from 20 to 40." Just curious, honey, when did you start lisping? _______ The proper order is kiss me, then go smell the other dog or cat's butt. I cannot stress this enough.
Okay, now I'm curious. I have yet to check the results, but I wonder if there's a member (+100 posts, has stuck around etc, etc) younger than I am...TO THE RESULTS PAGE...AWAY!!! _______I will never shit somewhere that only has that horrible, scratchy brand of toilet paper. That stuff sucks!
Bilge is 11.
Yes, but I'm tall for my age. _______ The proper order is kiss me, then go smell the other dog or cat's butt. I cannot stress this enough.
I'm 26 and I have found poop funny all my life. Its gross and its fun to do pranks with. Also its fun to sing about. Who gives a shit what this fartknocker said about this site. Its not like your a site that ships shit to peoples front doors. I for one love poopreport. I want to make a shirt that say I heart poopreport and have the heart look like it was smeared out of shit. Bet that might raise a few brows at the kids school.Lets rename it the Dungheap, The Daily Movement, Shit Sandwich, Colon Cartoon Cavilcade.
I'm 24 and I have always laughed at poo. I think most people find it at least slightly amusing but won't admit it because our society says that's wrong. I'm responsible, I have a steady job, a fiance, and I'm a driven (albeit wannabe) actress. So I'm not immature. I like poop humor, so what? People ought to stop being such stick in the muds and learn to laugh and enjoy life.
*growls* please don't say the words 'tall for my age' I'm 16, and I'm 6'1. *growls again* _______I will never shit somewhere that only has that horrible, scratchy brand of toilet paper. That stuff sucks!
GPT, there's nothing wrong with being tall. I'm 6'4 and always know when it's raining before most others do.
HAHAHAHAHAHA!!! I have a newfound respect for being tall. And, people are not short...they're fun-sized. (that may sound wrong on many levels, but...oh well. Deal with it. :D)_______I will never shit somewhere that only has that horrible, scratchy brand of toilet paper. That stuff sucks!
greenpoopertrooper (356) -- 10.26.2008 *growls* please don't say the words 'tall for my age' I'm 16, and I'm 6'1. *growls again*
Assuming that your height will continue to be the inverse of your age as you grow older, by the time you are 23 you will only be 3'2".
OMHC...NO!!! Well, then I can be classified in the 'fun-sized' catagory..._______I will never shit somewhere that only has that horrible, scratchy brand of toilet paper. That stuff sucks!
I'm 5'1" and have always referred to myself as "fun-size" or "space-efficient" (read that term somewhere once and loved it).
My sister's really tall, 6', and can sometimes feel bad about it but why should she? All heights are great.
Greater height gives more room for inner organs such as intestines and should lead to more comfortable pooping, I would think--maybe longer poops, too. I know that with age I have lost a couple inches of height, and my poops are smaller now (of course, I eat less now, too).
59. As we all used to explain why we read Playboy, "I come here for the articles."
Space-efficient...hmmm...THAT IS AWESOME!!! TO THE FORUMS!!!_______I will never shit somewhere that only has that horrible, scratchy brand of toilet paper. That stuff sucks!
I'm 47. I keep waiting for the day that farts are no longer funny and bragging about a nice dump is unacceptable in my circle of friends. It just never comes.
*screams, frustrated* Am I the youngest one here?!?_______I will never shit somewhere that only has that horrible, scratchy brand of toilet paper. That stuff sucks!
Yes GPT, you're our baby. Now no more Pixy Stix, it's time for your nap.
CEP, without getting on a political derail here, if Obama is elected, those of us with a lot of gas are going to be required to give some of it to the less fortunate (Chief, you're in trouble), and if McCaine is elected, well that will be just a funny old fart. Do you have a room for rent in the compound?
45, stuck on age 19.
I actually did just take a nap...I feel like I'm 5. I stayed home from school today, school sucks. Chuck- still older than me.*growls*_______I will never shit somewhere that only has that horrible, scratchy brand of toilet paper. That stuff sucks!
PD.........I am happy to share my gas with the needy. I hope the smell improves when it is burned for fuel. I farted on my way out the door this morning and the smell was so profound that I went back in to wipe my ass just in case. I suppose I am old enough that my emissions could be considered "fossil fuel."
GPT.......My wife is really a compact model. She is only 4'10".
I don't care how old you are, poop is funny. Especially if accompanied by farts. _______Sealed, for your protection...
Chief, that would be trial size.
Cheif, according to AD, I was 4'10 when I was 14...which actually might be correct..._______I will never shit somewhere that only has that horrible, scratchy brand of toilet paper. That stuff sucks!
One of the coolest girls I dated back in my college tomcat days was a little over 6'4". To this day I have a thing for women in stockings, thanks to watching her roll her nylons up those long, long legs.
Um, okay. I'm going to retrieve the 'enhanced' brownies._______I will never shit somewhere that only has that horrible, scratchy brand of toilet paper. That stuff sucks!
Er, I mean, the brownies with 'walnuts'_______I will never shit somewhere that only has that horrible, scratchy brand of toilet paper. That stuff sucks!
48, fun-size female. Poop stinks! Farts smell!_______...And their flesh like dung. Zeph. 1:17
You know what would be awesome? If the email was posted somewhere, like in the forums, where there's another one from srshitsalot, for everyone's reading entertainment._______I will never shit somewhere that only has that horrible, scratchy brand of toilet paper. That stuff sucks!
I'm a 39 year old female. There is a site poop diary where people post pictures of their poop.
I love talking about poop! Reading about poop! Hearing about poop! Drawing poop! Joking about poop! Endless source of amusement. I'm a gal. I won't say my age, but it's somewhere between 22 and 24.
30 yr old here but love poop and farts since i was 5, also hayley check out postyourpoo.com
I am a 62 yr old female and I think poo is THE SHIT!! Except I have always referred to it as "moo". Whenever I see some pretentious, self-important know-it-all, I think of them on the toilet, pants around their ankles with a wad of two-ply non-skid in one hand. They have to wipe just like the rest of us do. Always remember, use plenty of toilet paper. Shit under your fingernails is hard to remove even with a brush.
This is funny how females 20-40 are the highest on here. Im such a goofy woman so all of my friends expect me to be on here. But how i found this website is that i had to poop so bad that i was writing it in my google search on accident and then this came up! Haha im bored.
31F- Poop and farts are hilarious. People give me a lot of shit (har!) about my potty humor, but I've learned it's just part of who I am. At least I have friends who find it as funny as I do and a boyfriend who appreciates it when I use my cell phone to record my farts and text them to him. _______I slipped on the crap. There was two of 'em. They work in pairs.
Just found this site today. I've never laughed so hard in my life as I did when I read the post about sharting on the way to pick up MIL's birds.
_______Due to the splash factor, turds over 2 inches must be hand lowered.
_______pixie well i love this site i think your great guy to do this don't listne ot any idiot who gona be horrible about this site i don't anyone laughed so muhc i never laughed so much in my whole life hahaha
I'm a 48 y/o female and I still laugh out loud when someone farts.
KOP, don't ever plan on staying at Chief's house. You'll have an aneurism.
So glad I found this site! My mom and I have been suffering from ass cramps as long as we can remember; mine usually come along with my period; she's almost 70 and still gets 'em. Hers are mostly in the middle of the night; I've had the pains while driving. Ugh! I'm just under 30, and find pooping and farts hysterical. Hubby and I have an ongoing contest for the loudest and stinkiest. Our daughter is 5 and she's had some of the best farts...the only time we disapprove is at the dinner table and in polite company; otherwise, let 'em rip!
RebTheRancid.......What on earth is wrong with farting at the dinner table? It usually stimulates some quality conversation.
I'm 42 and I think potty humor is well... the shit! I also refuse to keep up with the Joneses, And aside from my family and friends I really don't give a flying one what anyone thinks about me. I enjoy having friends who are secure enough with themselves that we can have confabs about pooping, peeing, farting, and laugh our asses off.
I'm a 26 year old female and my friends and I always talk about poop. Everyone does it. No point beating around the bush. I also have Celiac Disease (gluten intolerance in the intestine) and before I was diagnosed, wow, I think I experienced EVERY change in poop possible. Made for very interesting conversations! I made myself gag with the smell, now that's talent. I'm talking triple or quadruple flushers. I'd like to hear of a guy beating that! Juvenile kids...right...some people are just in denial of poop being educational and not just silly. It does tell a lot about your health, as I discovered the hard (or rather soft) way. Oh, as a side fact, I've been 6'1" since I was 14. It doesn't help with the pooping unfortunately. :) Great site!
I've been lurking for awhile, and I figured I may as well have registered now. I'm 17 now, started reading this site at 15, I think. I've always been fascinated by poop (enough to call it a fetish, probably) So... I guess I'm still a little immature kid, in one aspect at least!_______Don't worry, I do it, too!
When I'm at the office and a stall mate or a urinator enters the restroom while I'm shitting, I usually interject "oh my Jesus it's fucking huge" or make long groans.
PC-still older than me, but now I feel a little better._______Peace, Love, Twilight.
Don't worry LC, that 7 year old boy is lurking out there somewhere and will register soon.
What 7 yr old boy? I think you guys sometimes forget that I have been here for less than 6 months...less than 4 months...hell, how long have I been here?_______Peace, Love, Twilight.
Hmm, you all know I'm GPT, right?_______Peace, Love, Twilight.
GPT??? Not sure who that is. Bilge you got any idea?
*growls menacingly* If you want to keep your cats/13 month olds, consider your answer carefully. PD, it's too late for you. It's time to become friends with Mr. Wall and Mr. Duct Tape_______Peace, Love, Twilight.
Wasn't there a GPT hanging around awhile back?? I think it was Teddy's sister....
(runs screaming like a little girl) _______ The proper order is kiss me, then go smell the other dog or cat's butt. I cannot stress this enough.
*snarls, runs at vamp speed after Bilge, takes away his cats/bunnies/furry assorted animals and his 13 month olds, and duct tapes him to a wall. Then, finds PD, and tapes him on top of Bilge, laughing uncontrolably*_______Peace, Love, Twilight.
PD, what IS that cologne you're wearing...its delightful. _______ The proper order is kiss me, then go smell the other dog or cat's butt. I cannot stress this enough.
*raises eyebrow* It's supposed to be a punishment, not a 'try new things' experience._______Peace, Love, Twilight.
Oh! Haha! *dons foil cap, grabs Teddy, and tapes him on top of the pile, listening to him tell Bilge how he's moving to Lake Havasu (or however the hell you spell it)_______Peace, Love, Twilight.
Hey! PD, don't bring me into it....... if CTB wishes to live a life clouded by the ass-umption that girls poop, then so be it. All I would ask is 'has anyone ever seen a girl poop?'
I rest my case.
_______Did I just fart?.... Oh shit! NO!!
Again, what the hell!? Who came up with such an absurd concept?! Whoever did, does he (and, I know it's a he, because girls know they poop) think we don't eat either??? Where does he think the food goes?!?_______Peace, Love, Twilight.
Bilge, the fragrance is Eau de Diesel Fuel.(subdued yet a bit naughty). I'm glad you like it. Sorry that Leandra taped us together head to toe and you have mine and Teddy's feet in your face. Try breathing with your mouth.
BVC, I'm afraid I have to educate you again on girls. On the average day they will lay enough cable to stretch from here to jolly 'ol England. Maybe right over England and on to France where it could join up with the EU ladies contributions.
*untapes PD and puts him face-to face with Bilge* (no comment on that new arrangement)*untapes Teddy, and tapes him to the first bus going to that place in Arizona that I can't spell) I'm having fun with the tape today._______Peace, Love, Twilight.
I am 38 and 6'3". I have always been tall for my age which is why it is hard for me to judge ages of children. Most ten year olds are smaller than I was at seven or eight, you get the idea. My mom is 5'6" and I passed her at eleven, dad's 5'10" and I passed him at fourteen.
Back to the topic. The tragic thing about many adults is that they somehow lose the sense of curiosity and wonder that all children have. The sense of humor often is lost with it. Let's face it folks, POOP IS FUNNY!!!
One of the many things I like about my profession in nursing is that we regularly discuss poop in all its many aspects (see my article on "my summer of all things fecal" for more information). The fecal output of patients is a constant source of humor for us at work. Wouldn't have it any other way! I can walk up to the gastroenterologist and say "I want to talk to you about Patient X's poop" with a straight face and actually be taken seriously! It doesn't get any better than that!
----Captain Craptastic!!!
CC, you lucky S.O.B.
LeandraCullen, girls don't poop, any inference to the contrary is lies, damn lies and a load of shit to-boot!_______Did I just fart?.... Oh shit! NO!!
Do you have any female aquaintances? (That may have been a rly obvious no. :D)I still want to know who the hell came up with that concept, b/c I'm too lazy to search for it._______Peace, Love, Twilight.
LC, queen vicky's stuck up friends started it. I guess that's where 'stuck up' came from. When one holds poop in long enough, it gets stuck up the old poop chute. There is a good poop history report around here somewhere. Get off of Teddy and look for it.The Baron, you see, is a royal. Therefore, he has not been exposed to the lowly middle class act of female pooping. He can't comprehend it. _______...And their flesh like dung. Zeph. 1:17
I am a 40 year old male, who suffers from IBS. I think this site is rather entertaining, It is also refreshing to see so many people who are so open about something that everyone does, and is so important to doo.
_______In search of the ever evasive BM
I know who started it on this site...coughBrownlineofsilencecough coughdavecoughcoughcough_______Peace, Love, Twilight.
So I read this sites stuff just because life can be boring. A browner world is maybe ok. Just so long as I don't slip and fall in it.
Woman in my late twenties. Though I do have a two-year-old and a three-month-old, so poop comes up a lot. _______I found Jesus! He was behind the sofa the whole time!
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