DO NOT WATCH THIS THING
Now think about how you reacted to your mom telling you not to do something...... forget it.
JUST DONT - I WISH TO FUCK I HADN'T I am loosing sleep. _______Did you just fart?
i'd be lying if i said i wasn't curious. but i don't ever plan on watching it. _______i love poop.
Have not and will not watch this. I don't stare at roadkill either.
2G1C has got to be the nastiest thing I have ever seen. I watched it several months ago. Nothing more than a nasty fetish style scat video with some extra freaky going on. Chocolate ice cream will never be the same to me again.
I watched it because it's kind of like a car wreck; you know it's going to be bad, but you slow down to look anyway.
Then I sent it to my mother.
I've heard about it. I don't plan to watch it. I'd rather watch "My 2 Nuts and a Blowtorch"._______You have the right to remain Silent but Deadly....
What the hell is it? I've never even heard of it.
I need to know what it is before I watch it or not.
Never seen it, don't plan to. I am still too traumatized by Tub Girl and that elephant that eats shit out of another elephant's ass.
Though, unlike Logjam, I still stare at road kill. You never know what you'll find in one of them dead racoons. With the economy these days... _______Born right the first time.
How was it sick? I loved it 5 stars! The acting was great, the picture was flawless, all in all best video ever!
I tried watching it 3 times, I could never make it to the end without closing it. I just wonder how can I poop like they do!
I'm waiting for the sequel.
Would that be "Freddy Vs Jason Vs Two Girls"?
And then there's Bilgepump co-starring in "Two Cats, One Toilet"._______You have the right to remain Silent but Deadly....
Actually, RC13, its "Two Cats, One Ass....Uhoh, Where's The Other Cat?"
Cowering under the toilet... =@.@= _______You have the right to remain Silent but Deadly....
I watched it out of curiosity but couldn't finish it. I couldn't help gagging and retching all the while, either. I'll never be able to eat dulce de leche ice cream again!!
That's alright. I could never get past the name to eat it in the first place. Leche! Where did the Spanish get the idea to name something white that comes from a mammal's body leche?!? _______Born right the first time.
Took me but 10 secs of research what is meant, I haven't watched it, the wikipedia article is already "enough said".
No, I don't need to see people debase themselves like that. Y'see, I believe theres a damned good reason that the poop hole is as far away as possible from the food hole.
TSV: yeah, because *milk* is sooo much logical...
Then why is the poop hole so close to the baby hole? I've often pondered this. It just doesn't seem right.
pnutty, it's because the female body was designed by a male engineer. Only a man would run a main sewer line so close to an amusement park.
It's because you use the same muscles to bear down during childbirth. And because God was the originator of Amusement Park Tycoon, like Dodger said.
_______.....hugging bunnies since 1969 www.daphneszoo.com
Is that why so many mothers on this site refer to their kids as "My Lil' Shits"?_______You have the right to remain Silent but Deadly....
We always said God must be Polish because who else would put the bathroom right next to the place we eat.
I've never heard of this thing. Will never it. And who the hell is Miley Cyrus?_______What's so funny 'bout poop, love, and understanding?
some kid at work kept pestering me to watch it so I finally did. It's just what I expected. I didn't wretch or vomit, but I can't get that image out of my mind now. _______Rock-n-roll! Poopy-poo!
AC, far above, I never said the English word sounded any better.
It gets me thinking about the product called "Silk", as in "soy milk". I discussed this with Gilbert when we were comparing it to rice milk, and he wondered why they didn't just put the R on the front of the word like they did with "Silk".
"Would you drink something called, 'Rilk'?" I asked. _______Born right the first time.
That's just wrong, I need to go wash my eyes with soap and water.
Never will watch this! Those of you who made the mistake of watching and were traumatized, this may help- desensitize yourself by watching again while eating a tin of sardines.
I'm confused, Frank. How are the sardines going to help?
Maybe watch while eating a couple Baby Ruth bars.
Artful, I didn't have time to finish the whole story but some time ago, I was enjoying a tin of sardines that was grossing out a friend so he put a horrible video on TV. Long story short... I got so sick that ever since then- I have been desensitized. So I can imagine what that video is all about (2g1c), and I recomment to not bother looking at it.
I haven't seen it yet, but I did see "Rad Girls" pissing and shitting in buckets in the back of a van. Perhaps I should broaden my horizons._______Assaulting toilets since 1977!
Shits Happily, keep yourself happy and don't look at any of this kind of filth posted on the internet. Do yourself a favor and just don't.
Some of us live for internet filth. Not me, but some of us.
Ok, me. Just not in this case.
I watched about 15 seconds of it, that was all I could take. Then sent it to friends LOL. I liked watching the reactions of peeps that watched on youtube, now that was a riot!!!!
Thank you for helping to guard my rapidly deteriorating mental hygiene, Frank! I just may take your advice..._______Assaulting toilets since 1977!
"No, I don't need to see people debase themselves like that. Y'see, I believe theres a damned good reason that the poop hole is as far away as possible from the food hole."
I second that.
But, there are soooo many reaction videos that practically dare one to watch this 2g1c. You see the grossed out people and think "Maybe I'll survive, maybe I'll be the one to master this." Then you watch it. When I watched it, it wasn't bad. Then I did some chores and ate some fruit, and THAT is when it hit me. Couldn't eat for a while, everything was looking like poop.
Sounds like we could use this video as a diet aid. Watch it and you'll NEVER EAT AGAIN!!! _______Born right the first time.
If it helps to reduce the mental distress arising from watching this video, try to remember that it is all fake. Girls DO NOT poop. Ever.
You are wise beyond your years, Herb. Oh, by the way, have your testicles descended yet?
Yes, actually. I am 18 and have no problems with my physical development.
However, since I don't have a sister and have never had a girlfriend, I suppose I may not be the best-qualified person to make the pronouncement that girls don't poop. Nonetheless, we all know it to be true. Go on Facebook - there are hundreds of groups dedicated to this simple proposition.
Herb, may I call you Herb?, I think what you're trying to say is not that girls don't poop, but rather that you wish they didn't. Get a grip, dude. I'd rather have a girl comfortable with her body and all of its processes than one that was chronically constipated and neurotic because I didn't like the idea of her in the crapper.
Herbert, girls poop
They poop in toilets, they poop on planes. They poop on sunny days, they poop when it rains. They poop in the woods, they poop in their pants They poop on hills that are covered with ants. They poop when its cold, they poop when its hot They poop on the rim, when they miss the pot. They poop giant logs, or ones like a mouse Why, Herbert they'll even poop at YOUR house. Get over it Herbie, or one will poop, A steaming brown turban, right on your stoop.
Dr. Seuss
Thats just fucking beautiful, my friend. _______ The proper order is kiss me, then go smell the other dog or cat's butt. I cannot stress this enough.
Thanks Bilge, it took me minutes, but I'm glad to know it was time well spent.
Pipe Clogger, I just went to your link. Your black cat allows you to put her in baby footie pajamas? That is pretty damned funny.
I saw the 2g1c video and was left wondering if the poop depicted was real or an infusion of some quasi-food-like gelatinous substance. They have these plastic bulbs for administering enemas that could be filled with anything you could imagine putting into the rectum. Here's a scary thought: red food coloring and small cubes of jello. Imagine that exiting! Somebody may want to try this and make a video of it. Hopefully she would be a leggy brunette girl of about twenty... ----Captain Craptastic!!!
PD, no! herbert is right! C'mon man, you know that girls don't poop, they are too soft and cuddly.......ergo it must be fake! Eureka!
Ah, sleep looms softly.
_______Did I just fart?.... Oh shit! NO!!
BVC, have you checked your front stoop this morning?? Daphne can fly you know.
I can't fly, but I can erupt. Or at least fling my poo. *scratches armpit and hoots like a monkey* _______Born right the first time.
Having raised two girls, I can say without a doubt; Girls Poop! Pee-U
PD, IT'S ALL FAKE POOP!!, goddammit man, when your girls 'pooped' It was actually a sweated down Snickers bar, hence the nuts. When girls are born, they are signed up with an account with Mars, all the chocolate you like, for life, for free. It's only the spare ones you see them eat, the rest are squeezed out of the finger of a latex glove after reaching body temp. Why do you think the pizza guy has those insulated bags? There not insulated!! they are packed out with melting Snickers bars.... and this is where the girls get them from.
I tell you man, its all a conspiracy.
The payback for Mars, is the girls leave Snickers bar wrappers all over the place, therebye depositing a form of subliminal advertising, and it's us sorry fools who fall for it, and buy more choccy!
I'm sorry dude, I thought you knew.
According to the supplementary story about the producer of his video and his legal defense, I watched it because I'm a patron of the arts.
So BVC, you're saying that the video 2G1C is just a commercial for the Mars candy co? Will we be seeing it at Superbowl halftime this year?
Shit no. They are that clever, that they predominately use girls as cheerleaders..... eh! eh! eh! you getting it now?
*leaves room in a Joe Pesci stylie*
Post script: funnily enough I actually look like him!_______Did I just fart?.... Oh shit! NO!!
this video disturbed me but after watching it i made my 12 year old cousin watch it you ever see stewie griffins reaction to it in family guy? my cousins reaction was 10 times worse
i laughed for an hour he didnt
I am a perverted fan of all things revolting when it comes to internet videos. This was the ONLY video I couldn't get through. It took me 3 or 4 tries before I could watch the entire thing beginning to end. I felt ill for 2 days, I shit you not (heh). I read there is a 2 girls, 1 finger which is equally revolting, but I have yet to watch it. Also, I believe that 2g1c is actually a preview for a feature length porn some Brazilian guy made. How sick! I want to show it to my little brother to see him freak out, but when I showed him goatse as a little test, he freaked out and 'told on me'.
count dookie, thats gotta be child abuse. I'm telling Dave.
Although met with mixed reception here, I'm certain this video will soon be hugely popular in Japan, birthplace of the "Gunpowder Enema," "Diarrhea Handstand," and, of course, the infamous "Tubgirl."
Frankly, I'm surprised this DIDN'T originate in Japan, given how obsessed with scat they are. _______"...human shit has more of an almond, or perhaps a macadamia flavor to it. I hope you will all take my advice and really consider tasting your poop some time, as I have. It's really quite an experience." - Ratz
Ugh, I didn't watch it, I looked it up on the internet for a description, b/c everyone was saying not to watch it...I must douse my eyes in acid..._______I will never shit somewhere that only has that horrible, scratchy brand of toilet paper. That stuff sucks!
I had to write this comment from a different computer b/c I puked all over my laptop...that is so disgusting._______I will never shit somewhere that only has that horrible, scratchy brand of toilet paper. That stuff sucks!
tt, "the diarreah handstand" please explain, this has gotta be good!
greeny, if you didnt watch it, then why the acid in the eyes thing? surely the acid could be better used for a spot of anal bleaching, after all, I have to pay top dollar for mine, and they don't rinse enough......... bastards! It stings man, I'd do a DIY anytime.
Post script: The only reason I don't DIY, is that I can't afford it, the local Salvation Army pays for it for me as I have a cute butt that is unfortunately sullied by the fur that surrounds it. Butt I'm getting that waxed again, just as soon as the clinician recovers from my last waxing._______Did I just fart?.... Oh shit! NO!!
baron von crapalot: Some years ago, there was an Asian viral video circulating around that featured a Japanese chick (who, I can only assume, had OD'd on laxatives prior to the filming of the thing), performing a handstand on a park bench, bare-ass naked, and letting fly a fountain of molten LiquiShit™ with enough force that it was projected upward about half a foot before splattering back down on her. The whole video was about a minute long. After she finished shitting, she dismounted the park bench, and walked toward the camera with a crazy grin on her face. Then some Japanese logos and captions came onscreen, and the thing ended.
So - kinda like Tubgirl. But with acrobatics. _______"...you guys are missing the genius of Turdgutson's idea. We should certainly not be shitting in the sink, but why not invent a Toilet Disposal? Your tampon, giant turd, or some hooker's hand won't flush? Just flip a switch!" - SamDamnit
OMFG! (and I don't do 'text talk') shit! I just did!
Acid in the eyes b/c I read what it was about. That's enough of a reason to shoot myself._______I will never shit somewhere that only has that horrible, scratchy brand of toilet paper. That stuff sucks!
Hey guys, you need to toughen up a bit. 2G1C is a long way from the worst thing you could see. There's no violence, and the chicks are consenting. So what's the problem? And yes, I've seen it.
I'm no prude but I decided not to sully my remaining brain cells by watching this. For something *really* funny, google "2 girls 1 cup Grandma reaction!"
Some guy tricked his grandmother into watching this and videotaped her reaction. I was laughing so hard.
"2 Girls, 1 Cup" -- I saw it, so what's the big deal? It's just ordinary SCAT-PLAY! Some folks really like scatplay, most folks don't. And I definitely do *NOT*! I think clean POOPING is GREAT! I think SCATPLAY is truly sick and disgusting, and probably dangerous. :-(
I've seen it. I wasn't traumatized. It actually wasn't so bad.
i found this disturbing tatto in honor of the video. http://www.tonsoftattoos.com/index.php/2008/05/06/2-girls-1-cup-the-tattoo/ enjoy
From sugar to shit. Crack addicts, they cant get enough of it.
It grossed joe rogan out, I had to find out what he was watching. I couldn't make it past 20 seconds.
Check out this tattoo. But please be aware that it links to a site with content that is inappropriate for minors. If you are under 18 or easily offended DO NOT explore the site beyond the page this links to. Thank you.
You're directing that at me, aren't you, ES, seeing as...wait a minute. Me or Russell, cuz were the only minors here. Why don't you just say it, ES? :D Russell and Leandra, don't go to this site. Thank you. LOLZ!_______The Original Grasshopper
Why bother ? How low can civility go ?
I tried to look at this tat Scummy but it says the link is broke. Maybe it's just my puter._______Earth, insane asylum for the universe.
I think someone's screwed with the link because it worked this morning. It's on Boners, a subsidiary of rotten.com.
here is another link to it which leads to a CLEAN site. So, no further worries!
this is the most disgusting video I've ever seen
You mean, it's suitable for myself and Russell? We can be the minors who are somewhat ignorant of everything that happened before we were born together!!! Whoohoo! And I have to educate Russell on Pixy Stix...omc...Russell, can I adopt you??? Please???_______The Original Grasshopper
Leandra. Why aren't you in school today? And if you are in school, what are you doing on the internets?
Logjam. It is because I am on spring break and I'm sick. I'm also trying to fiure out wtf to do about my dad's computer, seeing as my laptop fried...O_O _______The Original Grasshopper
Sorry to hear that you're sick (so am I, but you already knew that). What are you trying to figure out about your dad's computer? (By the way, don't get nosey and start looking around in his picture files).
O_O He had Vista and XP in his computer at the same time, then my uncle came and screwed around with it, and XP crashed. I'm trying to get rid of Vista and put XP back....and I don't want to know what's going on in his picture files....*shudder*_______The Original Grasshopper
PS Is anyone else havin trouble getting on the fourms? I got this when I tried to get on them:
Parse error: syntax error, unexpected T_STRING, expecting T_OLD_FUNCTION or T_FUNCTION or T_VAR or '}' in /home/pooprepo/public_html/phpBB/includes/functions_troll.php on line 27_______The Original Grasshopper
Ah, so you're the resident techie that we all wish we had living with us.
Hi Leandra, I have the same problem today as has Mrs MC. I mailed Dave (mmc mailed Daphne) but have not heard anything yet.
I'm okay with computers as long as I don't have to do anything with the internet...I'm good with the...technical stuff? idk...*yawn* I want the forums back!!!_______The Original Grasshopper
Bilge, ignore my e-mail then.
ES, I was a lifelong consumer of chocolate soft-serve ice cream until I clicked on your link. I have no choice now but to eat it blindfolded.
Everyone can't get on the forums? What will I do? I can't get my sugar high posts in...they'll have to go on this page somewhere....kidding :D_______The Original Grasshopper
I had to get a mental pencil to poke out my mind's eye after seeing that.
Bilge, please ignore my e-mails, too. And my PR posts, and my pitiful letters, and the messages I leave for you on bathroom stalls, and my late night phone calls, and the little packages of nail clippings I periodically send you. And because I've now told you to ignore them, it won't hurt so much never hearing from you. Clearly, you've started something with prarie (else why the message above about ignoring his e-mail), and I can understand. I'll try to get over not being the only one you ignore.
You know what, LJ? You, me, and Prarie should all start ignoring Bilge for revenge! *hides in blanket fort, the one with the sign that says "No Bilges allowed"* lolz_______The Original Grasshopper
Actually, me ignoring somebody is quite the opposite of punishment.
Thanks for the PM Leandra.....I also sent e-mails to Dave and Daphne so hopefully we will be able to access our beloved forums soon. Hurry up and get well.
_______Eat chilies and feel the burn!!
*hugz CTB* I'll try, cuz I don't like being sick. And if I get better, i can spend more time being...me here!!!_______The Original Grasshopper
Love ya!!!
*hugz Chief again*
I have figured something out. I'm the most adopted person on the site. That's kinda kewl!_______The Original Grasshopper
Remember, it takes a village to raise a child. It takes everyone on PoopReport to keep Leandra from bouncing through the roof after her daily sugar dosing. _______You have the right to remain Silent but Deadly....
It takes a village to contain its idiot as well...thats why I am so closely guarded. _______ The proper order is kiss me, then go smell the other dog or cat's butt. I cannot stress this enough.
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