poop for peace

I watched "2 Girls, 1 Cup" because:

Posted 04.25.2008 by billy (4)





baron von crapalot (347) -- 04.25.2008


DO NOT WATCH THIS THING

Now think about how you reacted to your mom telling you not to do something...... forget it.

JUST DONT - I WISH TO FUCK I HADN'T
I am loosing sleep.
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Did you just fart?

Wonderpance (480) -- 04.25.2008

i'd be lying if i said i wasn't curious. but i don't ever plan on watching it.
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i love poop.

Logjam (2291) -- 04.25.2008

Have not and will not watch this. I don't stare at roadkill either.

strawberry shartcake (3) -- 04.25.2008

2G1C has got to be the nastiest thing I have ever seen. I watched it several months ago.
Nothing more than a nasty fetish style scat video with some extra freaky going on.
Chocolate ice cream will never be the same to me again.

Great comment! +1 point
Artful Dodger (289) -- 04.25.2008

I watched it because it's kind of like a car wreck; you know it's going to be bad, but you slow down to look anyway.

Then I sent it to my mother.

RoboCrap13 (287) -- 04.25.2008

I've heard about it. I don't plan to watch it. I'd rather watch "My 2 Nuts and a Blowtorch".
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You have the right to remain Silent but Deadly....

Postman (195) -- 04.25.2008

What the hell is it? I've never even heard of it.

I need to know what it is before I watch it or not.

The Shit Volcano (3543) -- 04.26.2008

Never seen it, don't plan to. I am still too traumatized by Tub Girl and that elephant that eats shit out of another elephant's ass.

Though, unlike Logjam, I still stare at road kill. You never know what you'll find in one of them dead racoons. With the economy these days...

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Born right the first time.

Anonymous Coward (not verified) -- 04.26.2008

How was it sick?
I loved it 5 stars!
The acting was great,
the picture was flawless,
all in all best video ever!

phatmanxxl (119) -- 04.26.2008

I tried watching it 3 times, I could never make it to the end without closing it. I just wonder how can I poop like they do!

prarie doggin (1375) -- 04.26.2008

I'm waiting for the sequel.

Bilgepump (1337) -- 04.26.2008

Would that be "Freddy Vs Jason Vs Two Girls"?

Great comment! +1 point
RoboCrap13 (287) -- 04.26.2008

And then there's Bilgepump co-starring in
"Two Cats, One Toilet".
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You have the right to remain Silent but Deadly....

Great comment! +1 point
Bilgepump (1337) -- 04.26.2008

Actually, RC13, its "Two Cats, One Ass....Uhoh, Where's The Other Cat?"

RoboCrap13 (287) -- 04.26.2008

Cowering under the toilet... =@.@=
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You have the right to remain Silent but Deadly....

Pristine-assed girl (not verified) -- 04.26.2008

I watched it out of curiosity but couldn't finish it. I couldn't help gagging and retching all the while, either. I'll never be able to eat dulce de leche ice cream again!!

The Shit Volcano (3543) -- 04.27.2008

That's alright. I could never get past the name to eat it in the first place. Leche! Where did the Spanish get the idea to name something white that comes from a mammal's body leche?!?

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Born right the first time.

sl (not verified) -- 04.27.2008

Took me but 10 secs of research what is meant, I haven't watched it, the wikipedia article is already "enough said".

Blind Mullet (138) -- 04.27.2008

No, I don't need to see people debase themselves like that. Y'see, I believe theres a damned good reason that the poop hole is as far away as possible from the food hole.

Anonymous Coward (not verified) -- 04.27.2008

TSV: yeah, because *milk* is sooo much logical...

pnuttycorn (162) -- 04.27.2008

Then why is the poop hole so close to the baby hole? I've often pondered this. It just doesn't seem right.

Great comment! +1 point
Artful Dodger (289) -- 04.27.2008

pnutty, it's because the female body was designed by a male engineer. Only a man would run a main sewer line so close to an amusement park.

daphne (3205) -- 04.27.2008

It's because you use the same muscles to bear down during childbirth. And because God was the originator of Amusement Park Tycoon, like Dodger said.


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.....hugging bunnies since 1969
www.daphneszoo.com

RoboCrap13 (287) -- 04.27.2008

Is that why so many mothers on this site refer to their kids as "My Lil' Shits"?
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You have the right to remain Silent but Deadly....

prarie doggin (1375) -- 04.27.2008

We always said God must be Polish because who else would put the bathroom right next to the place we eat.

Pantload (74) -- 04.28.2008


I've never heard of this thing. Will never it. And who the hell is Miley Cyrus?_______
What's so funny 'bout poop, love, and understanding?

shitwit (499) -- 04.28.2008

some kid at work kept pestering me to watch it so I finally did. It's just what I expected. I didn't wretch or vomit, but I can't get that image out of my mind now.

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Rock-n-roll! Poopy-poo!

The Shit Volcano (3543) -- 04.29.2008

AC, far above, I never said the English word sounded any better.

It gets me thinking about the product called "Silk", as in "soy milk". I discussed this with Gilbert when we were comparing it to rice milk, and he wondered why they didn't just put the R on the front of the word like they did with "Silk".

"Would you drink something called, 'Rilk'?" I asked.

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Born right the first time.

Hum bunger (61) -- 04.29.2008

That's just wrong, I need to go wash my eyes with soap and water.

Frank2401 (179) -- 04.29.2008

Never will watch this!
Those of you who made the mistake of watching and were traumatized, this may help-
desensitize yourself by watching again while eating a tin of sardines.

Artful Dodger (289) -- 04.29.2008

I'm confused, Frank. How are the sardines going to help?

prarie doggin (1375) -- 04.29.2008

Maybe watch while eating a couple Baby Ruth bars.

Frank2401 (179) -- 04.29.2008

Artful, I didn't have time to finish the whole story but some time ago, I was enjoying a tin of sardines that was grossing out a friend so he put a horrible video on TV. Long story short...
I got so sick that ever since then- I have been desensitized. So I can imagine what that video is all about (2g1c), and I recomment to not bother looking at it.

Shits Happily I... (119) -- 04.29.2008

I haven't seen it yet, but I did see "Rad Girls" pissing and shitting in buckets in the back of a van. Perhaps I should broaden my horizons.
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Assaulting toilets since 1977!

Frank2401 (179) -- 04.29.2008

Shits Happily, keep yourself happy and don't look at any of this kind of filth posted on the internet. Do yourself a favor and just don't.

Artful Dodger (289) -- 04.29.2008

Some of us live for internet filth. Not me, but some of us.

Ok, me. Just not in this case.

drainbamaged (not verified) -- 05.01.2008

I watched about 15 seconds of it, that was all I could take. Then sent it to friends LOL. I liked watching the reactions of peeps that watched on youtube, now that was a riot!!!!

Shits Happily I... (119) -- 05.01.2008

Thank you for helping to guard my rapidly deteriorating mental hygiene, Frank! I just may take your advice...
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Assaulting toilets since 1977!

heinzbeans (6) -- 05.04.2008

"No, I don't need to see people debase themselves like that. Y'see, I believe theres a damned good reason that the poop hole is as far away as possible from the food hole."

I second that.

Pipe Clogging Wonder (not verified) -- 05.04.2008

But, there are soooo many reaction videos that practically dare one to watch this 2g1c. You see the grossed out people and think "Maybe I'll survive, maybe I'll be the one to master this." Then you watch it.
When I watched it, it wasn't bad. Then I did some chores and ate some fruit, and THAT is when it hit me. Couldn't eat for a while, everything was looking like poop.

The Shit Volcano (3543) -- 05.06.2008

Sounds like we could use this video as a diet aid. Watch it and you'll NEVER EAT AGAIN!!!

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Born right the first time.

Herbert (not verified) -- 05.06.2008

If it helps to reduce the mental distress arising from watching this video, try to remember that it is all fake. Girls DO NOT poop. Ever.

Bilgepump (1337) -- 05.06.2008

You are wise beyond your years, Herb. Oh, by the way, have your testicles descended yet?

Herbert (not verified) -- 05.06.2008

Yes, actually. I am 18 and have no problems with my physical development.

However, since I don't have a sister and have never had a girlfriend, I suppose I may not be the best-qualified person to make the pronouncement that girls don't poop. Nonetheless, we all know it to be true. Go on Facebook - there are hundreds of groups dedicated to this simple proposition.

Artful Dodger (289) -- 05.06.2008

Herb, may I call you Herb?, I think what you're trying to say is not that girls don't poop, but rather that you wish they didn't. Get a grip, dude. I'd rather have a girl comfortable with her body and all of its processes than one that was chronically constipated and neurotic because I didn't like the idea of her in the crapper.

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