I watched "2 Girls, 1 Cup" because:

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DO NOT WATCH THIS THING

Now think about how you reacted to your mom telling you not to do something...... forget it.

JUST DONT - I WISH TO FUCK I HADN'T
I am loosing sleep.
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i'd be lying if i said i wasn't curious. but i don't ever plan on watching it.
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i love poop.

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Have not and will not watch this. I don't stare at roadkill either.

Logjam

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2G1C has got to be the nastiest thing I have ever seen. I watched it several months ago.
Nothing more than a nasty fetish style scat video with some extra freaky going on.
Chocolate ice cream will never be the same to me again.

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I watched it because it's kind of like a car wreck; you know it's going to be bad, but you slow down to look anyway.

Then I sent it to my mother.

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I've heard about it. I don't plan to watch it. I'd rather watch "My 2 Nuts and a Blowtorch".
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What the hell is it? I've never even heard of it.

I need to know what it is before I watch it or not.

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Never seen it, don't plan to. I am still too traumatized by Tub Girl and that elephant that eats shit out of another elephant's ass.

Though, unlike Logjam, I still stare at road kill. You never know what you'll find in one of them dead racoons. With the economy these days...

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How was it sick?
I loved it 5 stars!
The acting was great,
the picture was flawless,
all in all best video ever!

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I tried watching it 3 times, I could never make it to the end without closing it. I just wonder how can I poop like they do!

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I'm waiting for the sequel.

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Would that be "Freddy Vs Jason Vs Two Girls"?

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And then there's Bilgepump co-starring in
"Two Cats, One Toilet".
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Actually, RC13, its "Two Cats, One Ass....Uhoh, Where's The Other Cat?"

"One of the founding members of the Front Page Hyena Pack, and runs as its alpha male when the urge strikes him, which is often." Daphne (one perceptive chick)

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Cowering under the toilet... =@.@=
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I watched it out of curiosity but couldn't finish it. I couldn't help gagging and retching all the while, either. I'll never be able to eat dulce de leche ice cream again!!

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That's alright. I could never get past the name to eat it in the first place. Leche! Where did the Spanish get the idea to name something white that comes from a mammal's body leche?!?

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Took me but 10 secs of research what is meant, I haven't watched it, the wikipedia article is already "enough said".

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No, I don't need to see people debase themselves like that. Y'see, I believe theres a damned good reason that the poop hole is as far away as possible from the food hole.

The white zone is for loading and unloading only- FZ.

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TSV: yeah, because *milk* is sooo much logical...

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Then why is the poop hole so close to the baby hole? I've often pondered this. It just doesn't seem right.

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pnutty, it's because the female body was designed by a male engineer. Only a man would run a main sewer line so close to an amusement park.

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It's because you use the same muscles to bear down during childbirth. And because God was the originator of Amusement Park Tycoon, like Dodger said.


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Is that why so many mothers on this site refer to their kids as "My Lil' Shits"?
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We always said God must be Polish because who else would put the bathroom right next to the place we eat.

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I've never heard of this thing. Will never it. And who the hell is Miley Cyrus?_______
What's so funny 'bout poop, love, and understanding?

What's so funny 'bout poop, love, and understanding?

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some kid at work kept pestering me to watch it so I finally did. It's just what I expected. I didn't wretch or vomit, but I can't get that image out of my mind now.

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Rock-n-roll! Poopy-poo!

Rock-n-roll! Poopy-poo!

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AC, far above, I never said the English word sounded any better.

It gets me thinking about the product called "Silk", as in "soy milk". I discussed this with Gilbert when we were comparing it to rice milk, and he wondered why they didn't just put the R on the front of the word like they did with "Silk".

"Would you drink something called, 'Rilk'?" I asked.

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That's just wrong, I need to go wash my eyes with soap and water.

Frank2401's picture
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Never will watch this!
Those of you who made the mistake of watching and were traumatized, this may help-
desensitize yourself by watching again while eating a tin of sardines.

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I'm confused, Frank. How are the sardines going to help?

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Maybe watch while eating a couple Baby Ruth bars.

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Artful, I didn't have time to finish the whole story but some time ago, I was enjoying a tin of sardines that was grossing out a friend so he put a horrible video on TV. Long story short...
I got so sick that ever since then- I have been desensitized. So I can imagine what that video is all about (2g1c), and I recomment to not bother looking at it.

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I haven't seen it yet, but I did see "Rad Girls" pissing and shitting in buckets in the back of a van. Perhaps I should broaden my horizons.
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Frank2401's picture
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Shits Happily, keep yourself happy and don't look at any of this kind of filth posted on the internet. Do yourself a favor and just don't.

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Some of us live for internet filth. Not me, but some of us.

Ok, me. Just not in this case.

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I watched about 15 seconds of it, that was all I could take. Then sent it to friends LOL. I liked watching the reactions of peeps that watched on youtube, now that was a riot!!!!

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Thank you for helping to guard my rapidly deteriorating mental hygiene, Frank! I just may take your advice...
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"No, I don't need to see people debase themselves like that. Y'see, I believe theres a damned good reason that the poop hole is as far away as possible from the food hole."

I second that.

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But, there are soooo many reaction videos that practically dare one to watch this 2g1c. You see the grossed out people and think "Maybe I'll survive, maybe I'll be the one to master this." Then you watch it.
When I watched it, it wasn't bad. Then I did some chores and ate some fruit, and THAT is when it hit me. Couldn't eat for a while, everything was looking like poop.

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Sounds like we could use this video as a diet aid. Watch it and you'll NEVER EAT AGAIN!!!

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Herbert's picture
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If it helps to reduce the mental distress arising from watching this video, try to remember that it is all fake. Girls DO NOT poop. Ever.

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You are wise beyond your years, Herb. Oh, by the way, have your testicles descended yet?

"One of the founding members of the Front Page Hyena Pack, and runs as its alpha male when the urge strikes him, which is often." Daphne (one perceptive chick)

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Yes, actually. I am 18 and have no problems with my physical development.

However, since I don't have a sister and have never had a girlfriend, I suppose I may not be the best-qualified person to make the pronouncement that girls don't poop. Nonetheless, we all know it to be true. Go on Facebook - there are hundreds of groups dedicated to this simple proposition.

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Herb, may I call you Herb?, I think what you're trying to say is not that girls don't poop, but rather that you wish they didn't. Get a grip, dude. I'd rather have a girl comfortable with her body and all of its processes than one that was chronically constipated and neurotic because I didn't like the idea of her in the crapper.

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Herbert, girls poop

They poop in toilets, they poop on planes.
They poop on sunny days, they poop when it rains.
They poop in the woods, they poop in their pants
They poop on hills that are covered with ants.
They poop when its cold, they poop when its hot
They poop on the rim, when they miss the pot.
They poop giant logs, or ones like a mouse
Why, Herbert they'll even poop at YOUR house.
Get over it Herbie, or one will poop,
A steaming brown turban, right on your stoop.

Dr. Seuss

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Thats just fucking beautiful, my friend.
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The proper order is kiss me, then go smell the other dog or cat's butt. I cannot stress this enough.

"One of the founding members of the Front Page Hyena Pack, and runs as its alpha male when the urge strikes him, which is often." Daphne (one perceptive chick)

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Thanks Bilge, it took me minutes, but I'm glad to know it was time well spent.

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Pipe Clogger, I just went to your link. Your black cat allows you to put her in baby footie pajamas? That is pretty damned funny.


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I saw the 2g1c video and was left wondering if the poop depicted was real or an infusion of some quasi-food-like gelatinous substance. They have these plastic bulbs for administering enemas that could be filled with anything you could imagine putting into the rectum. Here's a scary thought: red food coloring and small cubes of jello. Imagine that exiting! Somebody may want to try this and make a video of it. Hopefully she would be a leggy brunette girl of about twenty...
----Captain Craptastic!!!

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