Back when I had cats, I'd allow them in, but I didn't mind if they left. It's not always so pleasant in there when someone is pooping.

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Damnit, someone stole my signature!

The only animal I would let in would be a trained monkey that could wipe my bunghole for me.

The dog and the cat like to come in while I am on the crapper.THe cat likes to use the litter box while I am going, and the dog wants to make sure that I am not stealing all the yummy cat turds.
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Sir SamDamnit!
The Emir of Crapistan

I don't invite the dog or cat in, while I am doing my constitutional. But if they come in, I don't shoo them out.
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Jammin' lo'flo's since 1977.

My cat, Sascha, used to come in with me, and would hop up on the tub edge, nose behind the shower curtain, and jump into the tub. It was my job to trace my finger along the curtain so he could POUNCE at me. It was our special game. He was an awesome cat!

I have a very curious, crosseyed kitten named Eustace. He always comes running to the bathroom when he hears someone go in. He waits patiently until you sit down, then he comes to the side of the toilet, raises up on his hind legs like a meerkat, and watches what is going on through the crack between the seat and the bowl. It doesn't really bother me because I am hoping to one day find him using the toilet too.
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Always looking out for number two!

Its the three hundred pound silverback gorilla that makes me uncomfortable. He checks out the size of the turds before I can flush. I feel inadequate when he points at them and laughs. I'm so ashamed!

That`s why I stick to a chimp. They train well, are good clean wipers, flush after I`ve been, and get the cleaning gear out after.

And they don`t try to hump me like a silverback would.

Your choice of wiper is unsound Anomalous.

Thunder, the problem with a chimp is he'd keep reaching between your legs to grab the poo and throw it at you. Imagine the horror if he missed the poo.

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Number One . . . I order you to take a number two.

If it involves sex in the shower with an animalistic woman I'm all for it.

Clarabelle (my kitty) loves to keep me company in the bathroom. I usually close the door, unless I am the only one in the apartment. She will pace around, flop down belly up wanting to be petted, then get up and stare at the door and me until I let her out.

If she is outside and the door is closed she will stick her paw under the door and I'll see her little paw curled up and I'll usually touch it or let her feel a piece of string or something.
Actually Clarabelle's farts are way more toxic than mine. Can't really compare our shit. Cat shit is cat shit, and my shit is my shit.

My other cat Godiva doesn't care what goes on in the bathroom.

Gator always comes in because we are "joined at the hip", and he doesn't like to be anywhere I'm not. If I'm home, he is right underfoot, whether it's in the livingroom, by the compooper, in the bathroom, or in bed at the end of the day.

If I close the bathroom door without him, he knocks with his right paw every 20 to 40 seconds by swiping it on the bottom of the door. I take the opportunity of bathroom time to clean out his right ear - which has been yucky since birth - with a cotton swab and some peroxide. Multi-tasking doesn't exclude shitting, I guess.

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.....hugging bunnies since 1969
www.daphneszoo.com

sometimes my cat sticks his paw under the door, i let him in and then he runs away.

My cat Bulldog would stand up and slap the door because she was curious as hell, but completely indifferent while inside, unless I was petting her. Any animal would be fine with me, unless it was a squid in the tub.

When I'm in the house on my own I shit with the door open, so when the cat trys to sneek upstairs onto someones bed she is shocked to see me sat with my legs wide open having a shite.

Daphne, cleaning a dogs ear with peroxide dissolves the natural wax and makes the ear more susceptible to gunking up and infections. They should be cleaned with ear cleaner you can get at Petsmart or your vet.

I don't want no goddam animals in the shitter to destract me from doing my daily duty. A gorgeous naked blonde maybe, but no damn animals.

Thank you CEP. I have since reading your note checked up on the Earoxide we use, which is a peroxide/oil combination famous with groomers and will check out what's out there for Gator and the kitties.

We also have Dermapet. Maybe I should get that out and see if it helps better. Thanks!
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.....hugging bunnies since 1969
www.daphneszoo.com

The cat usually comes in and requires petting. The dog came in once and when I looked at him, he had his paw over his nose. The dog does not come in anymore. the cat is too stoopid to realize it stinks in there. Maybe I really do smell like roses?

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Poop Shooter!

I used to have a cat that was really, really overweight. He followed me everywhere including the bathroom. One day I was sitting on the throne and he came in and sat in there with me. I don't know if anyone else has ever noticed, but when cats sit down they sit right on their sphincter. So he's sitting on the hardwood floor and rips this suprisingly loud fart. It was so startling (to both of us) that he hops up, looks at the spot where he just farted, sniffed it, and gagged. I laughed so hard I might have soiled my britches if I hadn't already been sitting on the toilet.

same here, poop shooter. i found this out the second day the cat was here...she just trotted in and purred all over the place.
now she has found new and exciting bathroom adventures: drinking out of the shower, climbing on the toilet, jumping in the sink, licking the soap, attacking the towel, batting the tp, etc.
and texas, my cat stinks like hell. she is the fartiest (is that a word?) cat i've ever met. sometimes you pick her up and if she doesn't want to, she'll fart BIG. oh my god it's enough to kill someone.

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poop poop eee doop!

No, I don't usually let my animals in. Blue Mew has this need to stare constantly at me, or reach up and stick his head between my legs to monitor my progress.

Of course, if I close the door he yowls so loud it's hard to take a comfortable shit anyway.

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"That was a very disappointing party. I showed up and everyone left!"- Camille

One time after Danielle had jjst mopped the bathroom, I needed to go. I told her to leave, so she did, and my terrier, Gunny entered. I didn't mind (I was gonig to be quick). Gunny actually RAN in, and he slid across the tiles and went WOOMPH into the shower. So funny. (He was fine, by the way).

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Thankyou for your letter, you stupid, Adelaide, tart,

Graham Kennedy

I have to let my dog in when I'm in a Don's Jon, and he likes to eat the little soap thing out of the urinal. He stares at me when he hears the plop, though, so I get nervous and embarrased.

Okay, Peshit, no offense, but I hope you're a blind guy.
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Pug-Fug. It happens.

I have found a great way to keep my cat from following me into the bathroom.

I either feed him, or put him outside. When I put down food, noting in the world can tear him away from his dish. And when he is outside, nothing tears him away from his hunting.

This avoids cat fits, and lets me poop in peace.
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"-55F, a new record low? Nope, thermometer went bad. Looks like -50F still stands"

I look at it this way, I look the animal straight in the eye and tell him/her you have NO IDEA what you are getting yourself into! If they can even stand to be in there for even five minutes they are a kEEPER. Sadly after a few minutes most dogs AND cats give me the look of absolute disgust and wonderment then leave.
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The Thunderous Crapper 63 Enjoying home toilet advantage since 2004!

___My cats like to keep you company.Both my roommate and I are shameless shitters so the door is never closed. ____
Producing waste since 1967

If there weren't animals in the bathroom, I wouldn't have anything to wipe with.

OK, all you who have ever read any comment I've ever made knew I'd weigh in on this one-- My and every other dog I take care of is allowed to come and hang out. Doesn't bother me since my business is conducted quickly and they all think I hung the moon anyway (doesn't matter if I'm hanging my moon over a fetid pond....)
Butt-- Anomalous, your comment went straight to my heart! Although a silverback is rarely just 300 pounds, I doubt he would care much, even though their logs are truly that and not just the dinky things we talk about as logs. I've gone in front of my guy (410 lbs) and he didn't care one whit. Yes, I had to toilet train an adult male gorilla in my checkered past, although usually pee, into his "toilet", a pipe with a 5 gallon bucket underneath. For those of you who would say you would prefer a chimp, my Gawd! Gorillas are the laid back stoners of the Great Apes, chimps are the frenetic cokeheads of our genus. By the way, neither throws shit for the fun of it, they are trying to get you to stop staring and pointing and taunting them. Would you like that typical zoo-visitor behavior while you are trying to drop one?
Hey! I just had an epiphany! I'm a shameless shitter around non-humans! :)

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'Hey that sounds pretty nasty, how about a courtesy flush over there?' (AP1)

When I'm home alone I leave the door open, and my kitten Snickers always comes in, sticks her head between my legs and monitors my progress. If I shut the door, she will literally throw her body against it until I open it, no matter if someone is home or not. She hates doors to be closed. Also, she has the worst gas ever! Whenever she gets mad, sad, happy, excited or just about any other emotion she farts so bad it makes your eyes water!

I'm beginning to consider putting cat doors in some of the doors of our home, like our bedroom door, since our oldest cat, Barney, can't decide what the hell he wants to do, and poor Mr. daphne gets woken up on Saturday mornings from this.

That fucker. (the cat)

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.....hugging bunnies since 1969
www.daphneszoo.com

That's a good idea, Daphne. I certainly need one on the bathroom door.
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SamDamnit!
The Emir of Crapistan

I would say horses are definitely off-limits!

Pulling My Pants Down For Peace, Plop and Posterity!

My two kitties like to come in, but the old cat Random doesn't.

My buddy, Eric was on the throne when his cat E.T. strolled in. Eric reached down and scritched E.T. between the ears.
E.T. growled at him. Eric jumped back (as best he could) and looked at the cat.
"What did I do?..." Just then the smell hit him. It wasn't a growl, but a "DefCon-5" cat fart.
Eric grabbed his shirt to plug his nose. E.T. strolled out the door, his tail semaphoring "I can leave now; you can't!"
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You have the right to remain Silent but Deadly....

I was at a friends house one time. Her mom had just come home from work. After she said hi to us she headed strait for the toilet. my friend's dog was so happy to see her mom home that he followed her right into the bathroom. I guess the mom did not notice the dog until after she pulled her pants down becuse the door to the bathroom reopened and me and my friend saw her seated on the toilet, pants at her ancles, shoving the still jumping dog away saying: "NO! BACK BOY! GET OUT NOW, I HAVE TO GO POOPS!" the dog finally got out and mom finally had a nice peaceful poop.