Something dirty. Potty-mouth leads to filthy sphincter talk.
19% (61 votes)
Something witty. Clever bunghole always has just the right retort.
41% (133 votes)
Something sweet. I love my starfish, my starfish loves me.
8% (26 votes)
Something angry. Maybe I should be nicer and lay off the jalapenos.
20% (66 votes)
Something else. My pucker isn't like other puckers.
13% (42 votes)
Total votes: 328