TP. Tried and true, and has always done the job for me.
13% (117 votes)
Wet wipes. They get what TP just can't.
20% (185 votes)
A bidet. I enjoy the jet of water on my bunghole.
21% (197 votes)
Soap and water. An ass isn't clean until it's been in the shower.
39% (365 votes)
Other. (Corncobs? Sears catalog? Left hand? Three seashells?) Please elaborate.
7% (68 votes)
Total votes: 932