Hey look, we can do polls! That's kind of cool. I think it's an ugly layout, but a neat feature. Thoughts?

it's a cool feature - polls are cool.

Do we all get to do polls? How many can we do? This is exciting!

And everyone knows I like to poop at Walmart.

I would poop in a high end store like Macy's or Nordstrom. Both are within walking distance of my home. However, my anus rarely dilates wide enough to drop a turd in a public can.

"Do we all get to do polls? How many can we do? This is exciting!"

Meaning can we all suggest subjects and such? Of course. I'll set up an email form one of these days so you can suggest them. In the meantime, email me. I'll try to rotate them every couple of days.

There will be one new one on the sidebar at all times, and then the old ones will be live in an archive.

Costco, just today I'm doing some shopping, feeling backed up walking the ailse and realize I may have to crap. I hate shitting in unfamiliar territory but I know I can't make it all the way home, no other place on the way is familiar so I do all to hold it, let off a couple sbd's, go down the housewares row (empty) to pinch a few more and I turn the corner and there low and behold in big bold letters it says "PRODUCE CAKES PIES", I laugh realizing that is exactly what I'm gonna do, produce a cake or a pie, went to their can and it was immaculate, spacious, good tp and even better...empty, downloaded and left. We're having a lot of snow here so that's why it was empty.

I chose Barnes and Noble. Their bathrooms are usually spotless and they don't stink.

Fastfood toilets are always covered in butt cheese by the time I get to them.

Wal-Fart is completely out of the question. The air freshener they use smells like shit-encrusted pussy when you pull it out of the box. Plus I normally end up following a trail of toilet paper, garbage, and suspicious little drips all the way into the bathroom. That's the most disturbing part- it starts OUTSIDE the bathroom.

I usually poop in a Wal-Mart or Target because that is where I usually have to buy stuff.

In addition, the long walk to get from one side of the store to the other gets the bowels active.

While travelling overseas it can be difficult to figure out where the local public toilets are, especially if your understanding of the local language comes from the half a page you skimmed in a phrasebook on the plane flight over.

So the Burger King in Budapest, Hungary and the McDonalds in Santiago, Chile will always be pleasant memories. Walking through town, seeing the sights, realize you've got to go but you don't recognise any of the signs, then American fast food saves the day. You know there's going to be a reasonably sanitary bowl to do your thing, then you can grab a snack that from somewhere you know what you'll be getting in that wrapper.

The best place the for the ladies' to poop is Lowes or Home Depot. Minimum amount of traffic in the restrooms. One day after eating an absurd amount of Mexican food I found myself driving down the road cramping in horror. To Lowes I went. Perfect.

TSV: I nearly lost my breakfast upon reading your description of a Walmart can. Makes me quite happy the closest one to me is well out of my territory.

well for the last four days i have been unable to takea releiving dump. i enjoy dumping. i enjoy the personal freedom you feel once you sit on the old poopster seat. i love the different type of poop you crap out everyday. by the way i have a question to ask do catholic nuns really crap out the likeness of the holy mary in their poo poo or is that just a myth?
anyway getting back to me, im getting rather worried because i can certainly pee pee fine ut i cannot poopoo. i live with my friend russel and i joined him in a feast of pizzas kebabs and more pizza after eating a diet mainly consisting of vegetables. perhaps its becauise of my sudden drastic change in diet? this morning i tried to go five times. perhaps my rectum has burst and cannot allow me to push out my glorious brown fishies. sigh! i dont know. end line: do i need to see a doctor. i havnt been in 4 days! will i explode! have i set the world record of constipation. have i got the digestive system of a tortoise?

Pooping in the bookstore. It is one of the modern unsolved mysteries of humankind.

Happy trails,
L. Wrong
Chairman & CEO, PPK Industries

It's so right to poop in a bookstore. Many of them have coffeeshops and tons of reading materials around. What's not to make one want to poop?

.....hugging bunnies since 1969

Just not SamDamnit's bookstore. People might mistake what you mean by that, and often do.

I like the high end department stores because they are usually spotless and empty. I can relax in one of those pretty good.

Half the time I can never FIND the bathroom in the high end department stores. And if you're in the Pacific Northwest most of them are closed off and for employees only. People in the Northwest are fucking skanks!

Sorry, daphne. There are always exceptions.

I see above an unverified poster from back in December named "cumdumster." As this was before I arrived, I wish to publicly disassociate myself from this person, and his/her rather bizarre tastes. Plus, he is totally off topic.

I cannot remember ever having shit in the type of public accomodations you list above. I either shit before I leave home, or hold it until I get home. A few execptions are my law school, where there's a Men's Faculty Room I've been using for 25 years, and of course my own office, and to a lesser extent the offices of people I visit regularly. (I also am not afraid of hotel rooms for which I have been registered.)

Otherwise, I'm like Dorothy when it comes to pooping: "There's no place like home; there's no place like home...."

The urge hits me anywhere at anytime, so I can't be too picky. I did vote "other", though. The Home Depot by our house has a LOVELY ladies' room. Travertine floors, decorative tile all the way up the walls, beautiful light fixtures, really nice partitions. It's a joy to spend a few in there! I don't know if they took as much care with the mens' room, but their ladies' is fab!

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3flusherI chose other, because when the urge hits, I go for the closest and most accessible

There's nothing quite like clogging a toilet at a fine restraunt.

Fast food joints are usually pretty gnarly anyway around here, no problem adding to it as long as my legs can hold my hovering ass up. Yes, guys hover too. That or I'm really odd.

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Practicing the ancient Chinese art of double flushing... because sometimes, a single flush just isn't enough.

i picked borders as my favorite place to poop. There are never any lines in the ladies room.:)

That's a great justification in itself. According to females who go places with me sometimes, there are always lines, and yet the men's room is usually empty or close to it.

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Have you checked out Sloan's Uppercut yet?

I have figured out the secret to Double Flush. He is actually the heir to the Sloan Valve fortune, and he is merely on here to boost company sales!

Heh, I wish...... HEY! Maybe I can be a network administrator for Sloan! Every company has a network with a bunch of computers nowadays, right?

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Have you checked out Sloan's Uppercut yet?

The Four Seasons Hotel has really nice public bathrooms. You can always swipe some towels too.
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SamDamnit!
The Emir of Crapistan

My choice was Barnes & Noble BUT I think any place with reading material is the perfect place to take a dump. When I was in college the libraries around me were great places to find out of the way toilets to take a crap. Most of the time they were very clean too.
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The Thunderous Crapper 63 Enjoying home toilet advantage since 2004!

B&N, hands down. I have book and I have clean bathroom. That makes Regi one happy crapper.

I like to drop a duce every time I go to a gigantic hardware store and here is why......
excrimental

I was wondering if any one else has to poop immediately upon entering Home Depot or Lowes or any of those huge hardware stores?
Every time I go in there I have to make an unscheduled bowel movement...this happens to about 5 or 6 other people I know...I don't Know if its the lights or the overwhelming amount of awsome stuff in there or what...

ITs all those brand new, shiny Kohlers and American Standards just begging for a test drive.

I will pretty much go anywhere at anytime due to the unpredictable nature of my bowels. However, if I had to choose, I would have to vote for the bathrooms at Target. I find that they tend to be quite clean, and the doors always lock on the stalls. What place I like even better is definitely Starbucks, because they all have single-seaters, so the privacy element is there. Also, the walls are not thin there, and there is usually music playing in the restrooms, so that when I have an especially explosive poop, no one knows but me. Also, the seat is more often than not, clean. The last time I had a poop in a Barnes & Noble, I was in one of the two stalls in the men's room, and both were occupied. At that point another gentleman came in looking for an open stall, and walked out, the next time he came in both stalls were still occupied, and accused both of us of using it for a reading room, I myself, had no reading material with me. For this reason, B & N is not on the top of my list.

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In search of the ever evasive BM

Don't poop in a Sam's Club. My sister had a bad experience with one last summer while I visited. She had to shit really bad and decided she'd try the Sam's Club bathroom while we shopped. I waited outside as she passed a line of departing old people. A few moments later, she exited the bathroom with this pale, horrified look on her face. "I'd rather shit myself", she said. When I asked her what was wrong with the bathroom she said she'd rather not discuss it. I never did have the courage to go see for myself.

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Born right the first time.

My best friends boyfriend used to work at Staples with my boyfriend, and he would never poop in their bathroom, he would go to Bed Bath and Beyond because their bathrooms were cleaner. Around Christmas, I was at Macy's and I saw him coming out of the bathroom area and he said it's because "Their bathrooms are so nice" And they're always clean and inviting. hahaha

I voted for Barnes and Noble. The one I go to never has anyone in it, and it smells good.

But Target is actually a close second; I went there the other day, and the hand soap smelled SOOOOO great! It was kinda busy, though.

The bathroom at Target Pharmacy near me is always deserted, I can go there for an hour with no disturbances!

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I will never shit somewhere that only has that horrible, scratchy brand of toilet paper. That stuff sucks!

I would just as soon make a mess in a Taco Bell because they are responsible for many messes of mine elsewhere.

Awesome comment, PD! I always laugh after reading your comments. :D
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I will never shit somewhere that only has that horrible, scratchy brand of toilet paper. That stuff sucks!

Shit Volcano.......First of all I love your user name, secondly I work at a Sam's Club,
part time since I am semi retired, and can vouch for the reasons many people don't like to use their bathrooms.

Sam's likes to accomplish as much as possible with the smallest amount of labor.
Quite frequently sanitation suffers. The clubs that have automatic flushing commodes must really get good deals on them since half of them don't work. Nothing churns the old stomach as much as entering a stall and being confronted
with a big bowl of someone else's diarrhea.

I shit anywhere, depending on when I feel the urge, but have always wanted to pinch a loaf in a classy store like Tiffany's.

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Eat chilies and feel the burn!!

Chief, be sure then to wipe with your pinky sticking out.