That's right: I'm off to India. Here's why.

(Don't worry. I'll still be updating PR.)

Good luck on your trip! Congratulations on posts number 11000 thru 14 LOL! Our thoughts and bowels are with you. My God I do believe I may go out this week and eat Indian in YOUR HONOR sir. All the best I am........
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The Thunderous Crapper 63 Enjoying home toilet advantage since 2004!

The correct answer, one more time, isn't up there...Dave will completely enrage the local populace by suggesting they wipe the ass and cut off the horns of the closest Bramha bull,implying, of course that he would love to dine on said holy cow (damn, I'm good, was trying to work that in there somehow), not having had beef for several days, and end up in one or more Hindu Temples servings of curried rice

It is written that many cobras shall s(curry) from his hind-end. It is further written that many charmers shall head for the mountains.

Pulling My Pants Down For Peace, Plop and Posterity!

Have to say that I wish you didn't have to go, and I am worried. This site has become a favorite. (what if I need to order another T-shirt?) Please come back safe.

Remember the Mega-Lax Fart from 'Major Payne'? That's Dave in India. If he cuts one in the Gangees River, there'll be Flash Floods in Tasmania.

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You have the right to remain Silent but Deadly....

Most people don`t seem to have much confidence in your bowels Dave. I voted hard as an elephant`s tusk. Plenty of Kingfisher beer, solid logs guaranteed.

Dave, Have a safe trip and I look forward to India poop stories.
Producing waste since 1967

Okay, Dave. If you have the opportunity to find out, is there really a lower caste that's only fit for cleaning the public crappers, or is that just an urban myth?
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Yo quiero Taco Bell.

I don't really think it'll be the Indian food that gets you...it'll be the bathrooms themselves. Hope you find some relatively clean ones.

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No no, honey. Kitties don't sit on the potty.

Have a great time Dave!

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And it burns, burns, burns -
The ring of fire.

Nothing like curried poop! I think Dave's guts will rise to the challenge after a few days of runny yellow curry squirts.

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Rock-n-roll! Poopy-poo!

And don't forget pictures!!! We want photos!

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Rock-n-roll! Poopy-poo!

Happy adventure, Dave! Come back safely.

I say Don`t Worry

Like it says in the Bible

IT TO SHALL PASS!!!!!

Thanks everyone! I leave first thing tomorrow morning. I may not be able to post new content tomorrow... boo to me in advance.

I hope you like spicy food, and lentils. Lots and lots of lentils.

Dave, you didn't put the one option I would have voted for. Your ass becomes a flame thrower after all the spicy food, just like it did with the habenero incident. Hopefully this doesn't happen, so I voted for "hard as an elephant's tusk". Have fun and bring home a "toilets of India" report, at least.

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What if everyone farted at once?

28 hours, three amazing meals, and two glasses of street chai into my India adventure, I'm as solid and regular as ever. So far so good!

Thanks for checking in, Dave.

I've been wondering how you're doing!

It is written that it is mind over waste matter. It is further written that he who has a healthy mind remains a regular fellow wherever he travels.

Pulling My Pants Down For Peace, Plop and Posterity!

Hope you're not putting the flush before the dump, Dave.

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No no, honey. Kitties don't sit on the potty.

After being a "curry factoy" for a few days, Dave will adjust vote here.
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"Thunder in March betokens a fruitfull year" .Or is it "Thunder in March, frost in June"?