Eating shit

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Is totally gross, and no one should do it.
37% (976 votes)
Is gross for me, but my dog seems to like it.
14% (374 votes)
Is something I or someone I knew did as a young child, but not now.
3% (73 votes)
Is something I like or get off on. I'm a sick fuck.
46% (1200 votes)
Total votes: 2623

93 Comments on "Eating shit"

AssBlaster2000's picture
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CEP says:

"Let's take a poll and see how many poop reporters have ever even come close to anything like that. My guess is that it will be these 2 kids and Doniker."

Done.

GottaGoGirl's picture
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Hi, my name is GGG, and my dog is a poop eater.

Double Flush's picture
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I've noticed most dogs I've met eat poop, but I definitely wouldn't want to eat it myself!

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The Big Wiper's picture
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Just for fun, AB2K, you should have had another option which read: "I have a recipe file which I share with friends, and I'm trying to get my own show on the Food Network which I want to call, "Poop It In The Oven."

Dogs will eat anything, BTW.

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sharty mcfly's picture
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dogs and catfish will eat anything. that's why i'm not a super huge fan of catfish. so i voted for the dog one

yours in time,

Sharty Mcfly

El Fartismo the Methane Powered Flamingo Dancer's picture
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I have 4 dogs and they all eat cat shit! If only I could teach them to eat their own they would be the perfect dog! low maintenance

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I remember playing with it occasionally as a small child (2-3 years old), floating logs and sinking subs in the bath tub, and such, but never eating it.
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Anonymous Coward's picture
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I used to work for a shit eatin' polecat, but I didn't think that was LITERALLY!

Fart Poopie's picture
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As of right now, 4 very disturbed people have voted on this poll. We need a "get help" page for them. Would someone be willing to look up psychologists who specialize in coprophilia?

I would, but I'm to damn laz... busy... yeah. I'm very busy.

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CEP, lol, just lol.

And who are the sick bastards who voted they like to eat it??!! Obviously a lot of people just like to make him look bad.

Some are born crappy, some achieve crappiness, and some have crapiness thrusted upon them. (Do NOT be the last one)

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It`s looking like CEP was right. I`ve eaten a lot of dogs so voted for the first option. And before anyone says "dogs eat shit", so do pigs, a lot of fish and many other animals that we eat.

My motto is "if it moves (and isn`t a bug or insect) eat it".

The voice of sanity

Fart Poopie's picture
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I just checked again. The number of sick bastards has doubled.

We need that 'get psychological help' page.

won't someone please think of the children.

Bunga Din's picture
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I think if everyones parents were 100% honest almost every kid has played with their poo at some point, either squishing it in their hands in their diaper or maybe doing some finger painting as well. Sure some may have even eaten it a bit (or tried) but the vast majority wouldn't do it twice, it will be a learned aversion. If a kid develops a hankering for their dook, then you have a medical problem and I'm sure it's not so rare that the doctors would chalk this up as bad parenting.

As far as C.E.P. eating shit, after what I typed in the forums you can rest assured he's got a brown mustache now!

Chuck's picture
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I am guessing the ten votes (so far) for "getting off on it" and fans of the Dirty Sanchez?

Fart Poopie's picture
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10 now?!
That's so very, very sad.

AssBlaster2000's picture
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You would really think that no one would want to vote for being a sick fuck.

Most of the people voting for it are probably pranksters.

Fart Poopie's picture
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Yeah. That is more likely. Yet, you have to wonder if one or two of them are being honest. lol.

Anonymous Coward's picture
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So some dogs eat shit.
Better than it ending up on my shoes.

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playing around and moulding little animals and then selling your ploppy animals as art is one thing, but eating it? you guys are fucked up........

C Everett Poop's picture
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I was right and all of you shit eaters were wrong so take off the lame stickers on my comments and give me my points back.

GottaGoGirl's picture
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Uh, just because not everyone voted that they eat poop themselves, that does not mean that the children who DO make that mistake should be exterminated. I don't think you were "lamed" because of being disgusted; it's disgusting. There's no doubt about that, but to "seriously" (as you put it) suggest KILLING CHILDREN is wrong.

You don't have to have 'em. You don't have to like 'em, but it's wrong to suggest murdering them. Period.

Fart Poopie's picture
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GGG is right, C everett. You can't expect anyone to give you points for suggesting children should be killed or for comparing a two year old to Jeffrey Dahmer.

Stick to the "thank [enter your prefered Deity here] for vasectomies" bit next time and you should be fine. :-)

krzyzewskifan's picture
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First off, I have never eaten feces.
Second, my dog seems to enjoy it, so let him be.
Third, is there anyway to see who the 12 (right now)sick fucks voted for the last one?

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Anomalous Coward's picture
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Don't look at me - I don't eat shit.
I'm not some sick and twisted twit.
I will not munch a loaf or log,
I'd rather eat swill with a stinking hog.
I would not, could not dine on turd,
Or suck or sip on liquid merde.
While shit as a concept is just fine
Eating the crap is where I draw the line.

Fart Poopie's picture
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Anomalous, you're sounding very Dr. Seuss-ish. It's very entertaining. :-)

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My dog realy loves to eat horse shit, don't know why. Won't eat any other kind of shit, oh she did used to eat cat poop when she was younger. I took a dump in a lake at camp because I was to afraid that something would come up out of the ground and bite my ass if I used the out house, It was a humungus floater too.

fartass60411's picture
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My cat eats bird shit.....she thinks it is tasty!!!!!!!!

Anonymous Coward's picture
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fartass - how the hell do you know what your cat thinks?

kitty poop's picture
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i think even if i had a dog, i would vote NO ONE should eat it.
dogs may like it but i think they should quit that nasty habit. maybe they make a patch or a chew toy to help them quit. hey, that could be my million dollar idea

Anomalous Coward's picture
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Try putting plain white meat tenderizer on his poop. When he eats it it will taste way more nasty (so I'm told), and will induce him to stop eating it. This worked for my mutt. Probably would work for Dire-Wolf's horseshit munching moron mutt too.

SamDamnit's picture
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We have a new kitten, and have found that our dog enjoys eating the kitten poop out of the litter box. OUr solution has been to close the door the bathroom, where the litter box is. Problem solved.
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GottaGoGirl's picture
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Sam! You have an amazing pet! I've never heard of a kitten that can open the bathroom door when it needs to use the litterbox!
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SamDamnit's picture
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Actually, she can. She just puts her paw under the door and pulls. The dog is not dextrous enough to do so. The problem is getting the kitty to close the door when she is done. Luckely, the dog is outside during the day.
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GottaGoGirl's picture
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"...Anomalous Coward (41) -- 08.23.2006 --'Try putting plain white meat tenderizer on his poop. When he eats it it will taste way more nasty (so I'm told), and will induce him to stop eating it.'..."

I'm not sure I'm up to wandering around the backyard dusting piles of shit. I'd just as soon the dog eat it and save me some trouble.

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El Fartismo the Methane Powered Flamingo Dancer's picture
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GGG, I agree like I said before the perfect pet it even cleans up after it's self.
Gotta love them shit eating dogs.

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"A light rain began to fall, and just as I cleared my throat, Venus squatted in the grass, producing a mound of peanut-size turds. "Aren't you going to clean that up?" I asked. Paul pointed to the ground and whistled for the Great Dane, which thundered across the lawn and ate the feces in one bite. "Tell me that was an accident," I said. "Accident, hell. I got this motherfucker trained," he said. "Sometimes he'll stick his nose to her ass and just eat that shit on tap." I thought of my borther standing in his backyard training a dog to eat shit and realized I'd probably continue thinking about it until the day I die."

-David Sedaris
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kitty poop's picture
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"We have a new kitten, and have found that our dog enjoys eating the kitten poop out of the litter box."

i call it 'kitty roca'. they kind of have that almond roca look to them with the litter and all.

Fart Poopie's picture
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Your bathroom door opens outward when standing outside of it? That's kinda weird. ;-)

Isn't there a product one can sprinkle in their dog's food so that its crap is more... repulsing?

SamDamnit's picture
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My bathroom is rather small. That is why the door opens out. If it opened in, it might hit the toilet.

I have heard of a product that you can spray on things to keep the dog from chewing them. I had not thought to find it for kitty poop. Perhaps I could spray the litter box down with it. I wonder if the cat would be similarly repulsed.
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GottaGoGirl's picture
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Probably, if the poor kitty got a nosefull of something unpleasant when it scratched the litter. He would probably run away and go find a nice shoe to crap in. The bottom of the closet is also a favorite.
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SamDamnit's picture
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I would not want that. I like the whole kitty litter set up. We use that stuff that clumps up as the cat pees in it, so I just scoop out the pootsie rolls and pee biscuits each morning. No muss. No fuss.
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Double Flush's picture
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Teach the cat to use the toilet. It's not all that hard to do. You can find out online or ask me. The problem arises with flushing--the cat obsessively flushes and wastes water, or the cat doesn't flush.

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SamDamnit's picture
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I don't mind if the cat does not flush. Do I need to buy a gizmo that fits over the toilet bowl?
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Double Flush's picture
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You will need a metal bowl (NOT PLASTIC!!!) that will hang over the bowl and under the seat. That's a very important part of it. As for putting something on top, the size of the litter box itself should be sufficient.

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GottaGoGirl's picture
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Sam, just Google "toilet train cat", and you'll have all KINDS of choices!
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SamDamnit's picture
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Oh boy. This will be fun. I'll have a good party trick.
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Fart Poopie's picture
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If you manage to toilet train your cat, please take pictures. That will make for a silly little thread here.

Double Flush's picture
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I've toilet trained a cat. No pictures though...

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Fart Poopie's picture
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Well, what's keeping you from taking them? ;-)

Double Flush's picture
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I have no kitty anymore.

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