CEP says:
"Let's take a poll and see how many poop reporters have ever even come close to anything like that. My guess is that it will be these 2 kids and Doniker."
Done.
Hi, my name is GGG, and my dog is a poop eater.
I've noticed most dogs I've met eat poop, but I definitely wouldn't want to eat it myself! _______"Double the flush, double the fun" --The Amazing Anus
Just for fun, AB2K, you should have had another option which read: "I have a recipe file which I share with friends, and I'm trying to get my own show on the Food Network which I want to call, "Poop It In The Oven."
Dogs will eat anything, BTW.
dogs and catfish will eat anything. that's why i'm not a super huge fan of catfish. so i voted for the dog one
I have 4 dogs and they all eat cat shit! If only I could teach them to eat their own they would be the perfect dog! low maintenance
I remember playing with it occasionally as a small child (2-3 years old), floating logs and sinking subs in the bath tub, and such, but never eating it._______Yes, those are my brown spots. Yes, those are your walls.
I used to work for a shit eatin' polecat, but I didn't think that was LITERALLY!
As of right now, 4 very disturbed people have voted on this poll. We need a "get help" page for them. Would someone be willing to look up psychologists who specialize in coprophilia?
I would, but I'm to damn laz... busy... yeah. I'm very busy.
CEP, lol, just lol.
And who are the sick bastards who voted they like to eat it??!! Obviously a lot of people just like to make him look bad.
It`s looking like CEP was right. I`ve eaten a lot of dogs so voted for the first option. And before anyone says "dogs eat shit", so do pigs, a lot of fish and many other animals that we eat.
My motto is "if it moves (and isn`t a bug or insect) eat it".
I just checked again. The number of sick bastards has doubled.
We need that 'get psychological help' page.
won't someone please think of the children.
I think if everyones parents were 100% honest almost every kid has played with their poo at some point, either squishing it in their hands in their diaper or maybe doing some finger painting as well. Sure some may have even eaten it a bit (or tried) but the vast majority wouldn't do it twice, it will be a learned aversion. If a kid develops a hankering for their dook, then you have a medical problem and I'm sure it's not so rare that the doctors would chalk this up as bad parenting.
As far as C.E.P. eating shit, after what I typed in the forums you can rest assured he's got a brown mustache now!
I am guessing the ten votes (so far) for "getting off on it" and fans of the Dirty Sanchez?
10 now?! That's so very, very sad.
You would really think that no one would want to vote for being a sick fuck.
Most of the people voting for it are probably pranksters.
Yeah. That is more likely. Yet, you have to wonder if one or two of them are being honest. lol.
So some dogs eat shit. Better than it ending up on my shoes.
playing around and moulding little animals and then selling your ploppy animals as art is one thing, but eating it? you guys are fucked up........
I was right and all of you shit eaters were wrong so take off the lame stickers on my comments and give me my points back.
Uh, just because not everyone voted that they eat poop themselves, that does not mean that the children who DO make that mistake should be exterminated. I don't think you were "lamed" because of being disgusted; it's disgusting. There's no doubt about that, but to "seriously" (as you put it) suggest KILLING CHILDREN is wrong.
You don't have to have 'em. You don't have to like 'em, but it's wrong to suggest murdering them. Period.
GGG is right, C everett. You can't expect anyone to give you points for suggesting children should be killed or for comparing a two year old to Jeffrey Dahmer.
Stick to the "thank [enter your prefered Deity here] for vasectomies" bit next time and you should be fine. :-)
First off, I have never eaten feces. Second, my dog seems to enjoy it, so let him be. Third, is there anyway to see who the 12 (right now)sick fucks voted for the last one? _______I poop because I am...I am because I poop.
Don't look at me - I don't eat shit. I'm not some sick and twisted twit. I will not munch a loaf or log, I'd rather eat swill with a stinking hog. I would not, could not dine on turd, Or suck or sip on liquid merde. While shit as a concept is just fine Eating the crap is where I draw the line.
Anomalous, you're sounding very Dr. Seuss-ish. It's very entertaining. :-)
My dog realy loves to eat horse shit, don't know why. Won't eat any other kind of shit, oh she did used to eat cat poop when she was younger. I took a dump in a lake at camp because I was to afraid that something would come up out of the ground and bite my ass if I used the out house, It was a humungus floater too.
My cat eats bird shit.....she thinks it is tasty!!!!!!!!
fartass - how the hell do you know what your cat thinks?
i think even if i had a dog, i would vote NO ONE should eat it. dogs may like it but i think they should quit that nasty habit. maybe they make a patch or a chew toy to help them quit. hey, that could be my million dollar idea
Try putting plain white meat tenderizer on his poop. When he eats it it will taste way more nasty (so I'm told), and will induce him to stop eating it. This worked for my mutt. Probably would work for Dire-Wolf's horseshit munching moron mutt too.
We have a new kitten, and have found that our dog enjoys eating the kitten poop out of the litter box. OUr solution has been to close the door the bathroom, where the litter box is. Problem solved. _______ Sir SamDamnit! The Emir of Crapistan
Sam! You have an amazing pet! I've never heard of a kitten that can open the bathroom door when it needs to use the litterbox!_______GottaGoGottaGoGottaGoRightNow!
Actually, she can. She just puts her paw under the door and pulls. The dog is not dextrous enough to do so. The problem is getting the kitty to close the door when she is done. Luckely, the dog is outside during the day._______ Sir SamDamnit! The Emir of Crapistan
"...Anomalous Coward (41) -- 08.23.2006 --'Try putting plain white meat tenderizer on his poop. When he eats it it will taste way more nasty (so I'm told), and will induce him to stop eating it.'..."
I'm not sure I'm up to wandering around the backyard dusting piles of shit. I'd just as soon the dog eat it and save me some trouble. _______GottaGoGottaGoGottaGoRightNow!
GGG, I agree like I said before the perfect pet it even cleans up after it's self. Gotta love them shit eating dogs. _______I shit therefore I am.
"A light rain began to fall, and just as I cleared my throat, Venus squatted in the grass, producing a mound of peanut-size turds. "Aren't you going to clean that up?" I asked. Paul pointed to the ground and whistled for the Great Dane, which thundered across the lawn and ate the feces in one bite. "Tell me that was an accident," I said. "Accident, hell. I got this motherfucker trained," he said. "Sometimes he'll stick his nose to her ass and just eat that shit on tap." I thought of my borther standing in his backyard training a dog to eat shit and realized I'd probably continue thinking about it until the day I die."
-David Sedaris_______ Sir SamDamnit! The Emir of Crapistan
"We have a new kitten, and have found that our dog enjoys eating the kitten poop out of the litter box."
i call it 'kitty roca'. they kind of have that almond roca look to them with the litter and all.
Your bathroom door opens outward when standing outside of it? That's kinda weird. ;-)
Isn't there a product one can sprinkle in their dog's food so that its crap is more... repulsing?
My bathroom is rather small. That is why the door opens out. If it opened in, it might hit the toilet.
I have heard of a product that you can spray on things to keep the dog from chewing them. I had not thought to find it for kitty poop. Perhaps I could spray the litter box down with it. I wonder if the cat would be similarly repulsed._______ Sir SamDamnit! The Emir of Crapistan
Probably, if the poor kitty got a nosefull of something unpleasant when it scratched the litter. He would probably run away and go find a nice shoe to crap in. The bottom of the closet is also a favorite._______GottaGoGottaGoGottaGoRightNow!
I would not want that. I like the whole kitty litter set up. We use that stuff that clumps up as the cat pees in it, so I just scoop out the pootsie rolls and pee biscuits each morning. No muss. No fuss. _______ Sir SamDamnit! The Emir of Crapistan
Teach the cat to use the toilet. It's not all that hard to do. You can find out online or ask me. The problem arises with flushing--the cat obsessively flushes and wastes water, or the cat doesn't flush. _______Around here, our women poop, and it stinks too.
I don't mind if the cat does not flush. Do I need to buy a gizmo that fits over the toilet bowl?_______ Sir SamDamnit! The Emir of Crapistan
You will need a metal bowl (NOT PLASTIC!!!) that will hang over the bowl and under the seat. That's a very important part of it. As for putting something on top, the size of the litter box itself should be sufficient. _______Around here, our women poop, and it stinks too.
Sam, just Google "toilet train cat", and you'll have all KINDS of choices!_______GottaGoGottaGoGottaGoRightNow!
Oh boy. This will be fun. I'll have a good party trick._______ Sir SamDamnit! The Emir of Crapistan
If you manage to toilet train your cat, please take pictures. That will make for a silly little thread here.
I've toilet trained a cat. No pictures though... _______Around here, our women poop, and it stinks too.
Well, what's keeping you from taking them? ;-)
I have no kitty anymore. _______Around here, our women poop, and it stinks too.
It was a double flushing accident._______GottaGoGottaGoGottaGoRightNow!
Ha! Hahaha! Actually, my parents didn't love my cat like I did, and they gave her away to an old man whose black cat died. It healed his heart. Plus, my dad knows these people. They even sent me pictures of my baby. _______Around here, our women poop, and it stinks too.
Today, I collected "samples" of our cat's poop, from the litter box. The vet wants to look at them. The kitty watched me scoop them out and put them in a bag. She must think i'm a real freak. You guys would probably approve of the name that Mary Mary calls her. "Poo Poo". I call her "Buttholio", but Mary Mary does not like it. _______ Sir SamDamnit! The Emir of Crapistan
So I guess you could say Mary Mary is quite contrary? I won't speculate on her hirsutenesss.
I voted for the second one because of my dog Haily. She is obsessed with eating poo, but I find it absolutely disgusting. If we leave her in the yard too long, she eats her own poop and the other dogs' too. If she gets close to the Litter Maid catbox, she flips open the lid and eats the whole contents of the cleaning tray.
While I was moving from Washington to Nevada this winter I had the dogs, cats, and a cage of doves in the camper shell area of my truck. Suddenly I noticed (from my rearview mirror) that the doves were flapping around in their cage and pecking frantically at Haily. I realized upon close inspection that she had discovered the poop hanging from the cage bars and was litterally bending the cage up to eat the tasty morsels of bird dookie. I had to find a place to pull over and save the doves from her poop obsession.
Fucking weird dog! _______"That was a very disappointing party. I showed up and everyone left!"- Camille
I voted for the first one. Poop is meant to come out, and stay out, for a reason. It is bodily waste, your body eliminated it because it can't use it. __ Jammin' lo'flo's since 1977.
My dog is a fucking shit eater, he eats the cats shit out of the litter pan!
It's scary that 26% of people voted that they eat shit. "Go eat shit, you badger fucking whore," "Okay,". Even if you did eat shit, why would you admit to something like that?Even if it is on the internet. If this poll is accurate , that means that one in twelve people eat shit. THAT MEANS HALF A BILLION PEOPLE ON EARTH EAT SHIT!!!!
_______Thankyou for your letter, you stupid, Adelaide, tart,
Graham Kennedy
Or maybe it means that some smartasses voted for that one just to skew it and/or make PoopReport look bad. Sadly, not everyone can appreciate good toilet humor! _______I'm so good at clogging up toilets, I can make mine back up when there's nothing in it.
WOW, I am totally blown away. A whopping 26% of voters (as of this writing) say that they eat poop.
Either they are fibbing about this or there are many more whack jobs in this world than I could ever imagine. _______ Born to clog your bog, with a giant log.
Yea, healthy one, I'm 100 % with you. Eating shit has got to be the most disgusting thing a human can do. I have heard numerous stories of people having to drink urine to keep from dying of dehydration, so that's different. However, turds are created and designed to exit one end of the body, and never enter the other. I've never heard of any survival justification for eating one either.
Healthy 1 & Turdfan - it was up to 41% a minute ago! Unbelieveable! BUT! Presumably they do it in privacy or the presence of other scatlovers and do no-one any harm. So who are we to pass judgement? A lot lot worse things happen.
WHY? Would people eat poop.Producing waste since 1967
MSS - no idea at all. It's off limits to me. But they do!
People eat shit precisely because it's taboo, hidden, and 'disgusting'. The same way some people get off on being burned with cigarette ends, flogged till they bleed, etc.
Everyone has eaten shit, in minute quantities. Various types of animal feces are present in most processed foods.
Yeah... ummm.. I'm such a literature freak so I thought I'd just write something. What's with all the shit going on? Perhaps I should tell you my 6-year old niece came out of the bathroom and said, "Aunt Bridgett, go in the bathroom." So I sent in there and my niece followed. She told me to look in the toilet, and admittingly, I did so. No matter how nasty it was. There was my niece's turd, floating around in the damn toilet and I looked at her and said, "Amy! Why are you showing me this, honey?" She looked up and said, "It is getting close to Christmas season. And if you look at it the right way it looks like Santa's hat!" I don't know how long it took for me to stop laughing. Even though, it was oddly strange I was laughing at something so disgusting.
Auntie Bridgett, it was your Christmas present! Why did you laugh at me? ;(
i have eaten my own poo and i didnt die or get sick but just dont eat any 1 elses ps it isnt that bad lol
I am in disbelief of the people that eat their own poop. Does anyone know why dogs like to clean out litter boxes? Are they lacking a mineral or something? Is it just what dogs do?
I voted that it's totally gross and no one should do it. Not even animals. That's sick.
This poll made me want to eat shit.
As of right now 44% or 722 votes are for "Is something I like or get off on. I'm a sick fuck." Be afraid Be very afraid. I myself voted for the first option._______Earth, insane asylum for the universe.
I made a delicious poo casserole using a mix or corny, nutty, and smooth feces. I topped it off with crumbled Pringles and added just a bit of nutmeg for flavor. Bake on high for fifteen minutes, add a piece of parsley for appearance, and voila! Your guests will never know they're eating shit.
Ms. Crapper, I voted for the second option. Carlton the PooPoo-Eating Boston Terrier seems to be a Rachel Ray fan.
_______.....hugging bunnies since 1969 www.daphneszoo.com
Oh my God, save us!!!
Dear Oh Fuck!!!, Just what would you like to be saved from?
I eat shit, but only when I'm barking at the moon._______Yo quiero Taco Bell.
I know my chihuahua eats poop, I mean fresh, hot poop as it is coming out of my other dog.....gross I know and mine, well my name describes it.......any questions???
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