It's kept in the cabinet...that isn't my choice but you know how women can be sometimes. I figure it's not worth the fight, because it's still in there with me. _______I poop because I am...I am because I poop.
I keep it under the sink, which is 2 feet from the toilet. If i'm out I dont have to reach behind me or to the side, it's right in front of me. _______"KOC -- the Cool Crapper" - Rat Droppings
My spare TP is kept in the hall linen closet and let me say I have duckwalked many times out of the bathroom with my pants around my ankles and a shitty ass to go and retrieve it.
I don't like keeping it in the vanity under the sink because it always seems to get wet.
I can't even keep it on the TP dispenser...the fucking cat goes in there and unravels it all.
I keep it on a shelf up high...good thing I stand when I wipe.
Cabinet for me, right next to the toilet. Here at NCSU though we always have enormous rolls, so no problem. _______"Double the flush, double the fun" --The Amazing Anus
This is an important enough issue that I have set up a supply chain. 1-2 rolls are in a cabinet within a standing reach of the toilet. The mother lode (up to 24 rolls) is in a hall linen closet just outside the bathroom. When you install the last roll from the cabinet, it's your job to retrieve two more reservists from the hall closet.
We have a nice basket on a shelf that was chosed b/c it can hold a 4 pack of spares. Family rule is that when you put on the last roll you have to get out a new 4 pack. So far, so good!
I voted for right next to the toilet, though it's in a drawer below the sink. However it's no further than 18" from the toilet. There's enough room for two back-ups in the drawer, with a twelve-pack in the towel cabinet._______I have a book published. The title...it's "Brown Spots on the Walls".
We have a tp caddy, not for looks (it's actually pretty ugly, tan, and thus doesn't match anything in the bathroom), but because it means we have 4 spare rolls right next to the toilet. Our mother load is in the walk in closet next door. You'd think the last person to get a roll would refill, but quite a few times I have been left stranded. I won't hobble out unless Av is beyond screaming distance, though.
Vy vould you need extra "TP", vat a vaste - you should ration it as ve do. Vasting is not to be tolerated.
I normally try to keep a roll or two either on the back of the toilet or under the counter right next to the toilet. Unfortunaly I have roommates who: 1) apparently don't like the idea of TP in the bathroom because they always remove it, and 2) Never replenish the supply. Worry not, 2 months before they move and then I'M BUYING A BIDET! _______Number One . . . I order you to take a number two.
Nine Inch, you are clearly bourgoise recidivist - I keep my eye on you.
I voted TP holder, but they ain't fancy. They're just white plastic, but fairly unobtrusive. I even painted one to match the walls in one bathroom; looks fine.
They hold 5 extra rolls; once a week, it's our daughter's chore to fill each bathroom's tube. We only REALLY need the tube in the master bathroom, since the toilet is in it's own little closet, and there is NO cabinet in there.
But we have the tubes in all 3 bathrooms, since we lock cleaning supplies and stuff under the sink (we have a toddler).
Always keep the TP on top of the cistern, I try to get a spare roll up soon enough beside the other - but often as not, I waddle to the cupboard under the kitchen sink to get a spare when it`s too late.
Doniker writes: "I can't even keep it on the TP dispenser...the fucking cat goes in there and unravels it all."
Have you tried putting it on backward, Doniker? _______Send all your money to Bilgepump, or to Dave!
Hard to picture Doniker with a cat. But, anyway, just fix the dispenser higher up - if you have a cat that can jump up more than your arms length can get to get the TP, stick the fucking cat on the barbecue.
I have one of those fancy racks above my toilet and on it is the TP.
yeah i keep one roll on the wall, and the rest is downstairs in the pantry on a high shelf, yeah it's risky, but i'm a betting man, never been screwed yet. well there was once but i used kleenex, so all's fair, i usually do try to keep a spare on the back of the tank, not always there though.
In an ideal situation, I keep my extra TP under the sink. Right now I have to keep it on the back porch because my shithead mother has her stuff all over the house. Including under my God damn sink! _______"That was a very disappointing party. I showed up and everyone left!"- Camille
i'll never learn, i always run out mid-wipe and then i have to call someone in the house to leave a roll outside the door
Dumpster, putting the TP on backwards for the cat? I never thought of it. Maybe the cat would make the TP look like a full spool of film, flipflipflipping when it's run its course. Nice call.
Doniker, I sure wish I could see a video of your cat in action. That sounds so funny. _______.....hugging bunnies since 1969 www.daphneszoo.com
Mine is kept on the window ledge next to the wet wipes. Eventhough I think my mum stores some other rolls somewhere else as the amount of spare rolls never dissapear no matter how many rolls are finished.
I keep the spares in a small refrigerator next to the throne...its 120 degrees today!!!!
Doniker, if you squash the roll before putting it on the spool, then it won't roll as easily, and the cat can't unravel it.
True, GGG, but it really annoys me when the roll is squashed and I can't roll it myself! Back when I had my two cats, I just installed it backwards, and everything was fine. The cats were declawed (which I completely disagree with, but not my choice), so the paper wasn't damaged by its "flipflipflipping." _______"Double the flush, double the fun" --The Amazing Anus
Bilge, do you really keep the spare TP in a refrigirator? You keep anything else in there? _______Send all your money to Bilgepump, or to Dave!
I have to comment on the spare TP in the fridge issue. Go out and rent immediately, "The Seven Year Itch" with Marilyn Monroe. She plays her usual sexpot self, but there is a priceless scene in which she reveals to the married man downstairs whose wife is out of town that she keeps her undies in the fridge to keep them cool.
Same principle. Different entrance.
For Dumpster...yes, as a matter of fact, I do. I also keep various body parts of former family law barristers who fail at collecting the dollars owed me by untold numbers of Poop Reporters.
Well, Bilge, as to body parts, C. Everett Poop would probably tell you that lawyers only have two: a mouth and an asshole, and they are interchangeable. _______Send all your money to Bilgepump, or to Dave!
No comment Dumpster ;-)
But Bilge, that is the height of toilet decadence - cold TP for after a hot chilli, and beer to take the edge off after. Top man!
we buy extra paper and it is usually never in the area when needed , butt field & stream is just as good!
You could also keep your suppositories handy in there. When we have our Match the pooper to the bathroom contest, we'll all be able to spot Bilge's BR! _______Send all your money to Bilgepump, or to Dave!
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