If your bung was a famous artist, who would it be?

Submitted by Thunderbox on Tue, 10/09/2007 - 13:43 // 31 Comments
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Submitted by The Shit Volcano on Tue, 10/09/2007 - 14:44. //
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Denny Dent. It's a performance artist.

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Submitted by healthy 1 on Tue, 10/09/2007 - 15:50. //
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Pablo Picaso. One giant masterpeice.

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Submitted by Deja Poo on Tue, 10/09/2007 - 16:02. //
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Anne Coulter. Because it's an inflamed asshole that spews shit everywhere.
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Submitted by Mary Queen of Scats on Tue, 10/09/2007 - 17:08. //
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Da Vinci. Master of all trades fecal. A true renaissance (wo)man.

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Submitted by Bunga Din on Tue, 10/09/2007 - 19:43. //
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I would have to say Carl Andre, the minimalist. Since losing weight my dumps are small and rather pedestrian and Andre's work tends to be on the brown side and also pedestrian.

You'll find no exciting elements in his works, no nike swished cheese berets, no eccentric flamingos painted turquoise and certainly no beggers only accepting nothing but bon mots and Vanuatu Vatu's (138.96 to the Euro at current exchange rates).

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Submitted by Postman on Wed, 10/10/2007 - 10:55. //
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Rembrandt. Such a great work of art you have to stand there and admire it before flushing.

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Submitted by Thunderbox on Wed, 10/10/2007 - 11:07. //
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You have my commiserations, Bunga.

How disappointing it must be to have such boring, tedious, and passionless turds.

The voice of sanity

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Submitted by daphne on Thu, 10/11/2007 - 07:55. //
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Lately it's been Pollock. I've been dabbling back and forth with aloe vera as a suppliment; and when I don't use it, things are more explosive.


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Submitted by Thunderbox on Thu, 10/11/2007 - 15:19. //
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Mine are consistently like a Frank Auerbach portrait - bold, expressionistic, well textured and somewhat unconventional.

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Submitted by Chuck on Thu, 10/11/2007 - 18:15. //
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Norman Rockwell, because mine leave a satisfying, wholesome, calming effect.

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Submitted by RoboCrap13 on Thu, 10/11/2007 - 20:50. //
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Recently, mine has been Gallagher-ized.
An explosive mess that feels like my tailbone has been hit with a hammer.

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Submitted by Funboy1615 (not verified) on Thu, 10/11/2007 - 21:16. //
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GG Allin.....Fucking insanity!

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Submitted by Bilgepump on Thu, 10/11/2007 - 21:31. //
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I had to vote "other" not for any real artistic endeavors accomplished by my ass, but because any 3 year old with a play doh factory and a couple of crayolas could produce my ...uh....produce, so to speak.

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Submitted by GGG and Dumpster on Fri, 10/12/2007 - 05:43. //
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Willem and Elaine de Kooning.

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Submitted by Big Daddy Catfish (not verified) on Fri, 10/12/2007 - 06:04. //
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Energizer... keeps going & going & going. I'm afraid to fart anymore. I'll kill 1 super roll of t.p in a full day and go 3 times in the morning before I leave the house. I guess some would call that I.B.S.

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Submitted by Postman on Sun, 10/14/2007 - 14:52. //
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For this mornings poop I would have to say Picasso. Not a whole lot of form but still interesting to look at.

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Submitted by Anonymous Coward (not verified) on Mon, 10/22/2007 - 17:03. //
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Vermeer
Strangley serene poop, built up from light and always engaged in some lazy domestic activity, like knocking at the poop shute door while I'm knitting.

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Submitted by SamDamnit on Tue, 10/23/2007 - 18:14. //
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I have to say Magritte because my poop is surreal
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Submitted by snowpea on Fri, 04/11/2008 - 04:28. //
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H.R. Giger-Disturbing and surreal

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Submitted by Hum bunger on Fri, 04/11/2008 - 05:00. //
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Edvard Munch, sometimes moody, often emotional and occasionally painful, but almost always dark.

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Submitted by The Shit Volcano on Fri, 04/11/2008 - 07:34. //
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Recently it's been like a political cartoonist. It really stinks and doesn't produce much material.

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Submitted by prarie doggin on Fri, 04/11/2008 - 13:27. //
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I'm going to say Andy Warhol, only because every time I shit there seems to be a fucking war going on in my hole.

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It depends on who you consider an artist. For me it would be Michael Jackson. His work is usualy shit.

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Submitted by prarie doggin on Fri, 04/11/2008 - 16:12. //
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I do love MJ's artwork. I especially like his painting titled "Young boy on a Hot Wheel"

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Submitted by Fecalonious Dump on Fri, 04/11/2008 - 16:35. //
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I would have to say Dali, as of late. Because it seems everytime I defacate anymore, my shit justs melts out of my ass. Sometimes (half the time, actually) explosively. Hmmm, perhaps this represents the internal strife representative of the Artist's struggle. I don't know. To add fuel (poo-el?) to the fire, I feel as though I am tripping as I dizzily turn to flush, mesmerized by the slurry and melting, Dali-esque mosaic of fecal debris. Then again I may have popped a vein in my forehead pushing too hard. I don't know.
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Submitted by Fecalonious Dump on Fri, 04/11/2008 - 17:02. //
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First post. Wow that felt good! Kinda like taking a, you know...
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Submitted by Anonymous Coward (not verified) on Tue, 05/12/2009 - 22:00. //
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what if everyone talked out of thier butt and pooped out thier mouth.

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Submitted by Bilgepump on Tue, 05/12/2009 - 22:06. //
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Pay attention to the people around you, AC, above....most of them do....


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The proper order is kiss me, then go smell the other dog or cat's butt. I cannot stress this enough.

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Submitted by RoboCrap13 on Thu, 05/14/2009 - 12:31. //
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My ass has been Marcel Marceau.
I've been constipated.
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Submitted by ChiefThunderbutt on Thu, 05/14/2009 - 14:25. //
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I have the Vincent van Gogh of assholes with only one minor difference, its work makes me want to cut off my nose rather than my ear.


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Submitted by spattacus on Thu, 05/14/2009 - 16:36. //
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Lowry; doesn't look like his work.... but it is shit.