Your favorite term for poop is

Poop Shooter gets credit for this poll.

My favorite term is "fudge sludge" closely followed by "ass mass". Although when I'm leaving a room, I'll tell folks I've a science project to work on: Got to cook up something in the lav.

Mr. Bunghole, more refined than I, prefers an old stand-by "butt nugget".

poop. it's simple. it's silly. it gets the point across.
That's not to say that I don't get a laugh out of the other names people come up with. Poop is just the term I use the most.

In the verb sense, I say I'm going to go do a "Brown Study." In the noun sense I say "crap" because I've always thought that was a funny word. When cussing, I say "crap" instead of "shit."
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"Rectum hell, killed em' both." Author Unknown

Why do we ever have to tell the teacher what number? I never did get that.

What, are they taking a survey? God.

And Slim Jim, when are you going to get verified on the front page? You've been around for such a long time!

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.....hugging bunnies since 1969

Agreed, I hate telling people I need to keep on my good side what I'm going to doo. Anyone else, screw it, they get my life story.

I usually say , in a verb sense, "Im going to take a dump/shit" When I use the noun, I say, "its crap" When I exclaim as I slam my balls in the car door, I say "Fucking Shit!"a

When I read that, I imagined a saggy pair getting stuck in the door when closed. I think that's because you said you slammed them IN the door.
Then I realized you must have meant that they got slammed when opening the door. AB2K is right, KOC. You need to give more detail or simple minds like mine get confuzzled.

When I was very small child, poop was referred to as "ickies", but used as a noun, not an adjective.

A gerund is when you use a noun as a verb by adding "ing".

What do you call it when you use an adjective as a noun?

(Besides "incorrect")

We just say "poop".

darn. that last comment was directed toward Bunghole. You posted right before I could get that in, GGG.
Ah well.

With all the descriptives written on PoopReport these many years, perhaps a poll for the best named poop, best named stomach rumbling, etc. would provide debate fodder for weeks.

My old blow-up doll, Betty Lou,
Was my favorite object to screw.
Till one night, when I bit
Her inflatable tit,
With a fart, out the window she flew!

Oh, Poop Shooter,
Oh don't you poop for me,
For I'm going to the bathroom
With my pants around my knee.

Oh, he came from up in Michigan
His shit down to his knee
And now he wants to wave it 'round
For all PR's to see.

He strained all night to get one out
But still he came up dry.
His buns so hot, it takes your breath,
Poop Shooter don't you try!

Oh, Poop Shooter,
Oh won't you poop for me,
For I'm going to the bathroom
With my pants around my knee.

(Everybody, haul out your banjos, washboards, spoons, and jugs, and join in the chorus!)

Oh, Poop Shooter,
Oh won't you poop for me,
For we'll watch you in the bathroom
With your pants around your knee!

Gals, wit the build in-jugs, join me in a chorus of... "Oh, Poop Shooter, just please don't shit for me. For I cum from Alybammy with some callous on my knee."

Okay, that was a tad-bit trailer park, but I know the next chorus will be upbeat, on-tune and on a yacht-like setting.....

Where's 33.33 when you need 'em?

Poop Shooter,
The way I learned that ditty:

Driving down the highway
doin' 94
Someone laid a gasser
that knocked me out the door
The wheels couldn't take it
The engine blew apart
All because of [fill in name]'s
supersonic fart!

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PooperGal
"Searching for the Origin of the Feces"

Poop Shooter! That rhyme was comical but it needs a title. And did you have a snappy tune to go along with the words?

PS, you are an utter Philistine.

No, it is because you are smitten with the jawbone of an ass.

TD writes: "[N]o, it is because you are smitten with the jawbone of an ass."

Truer words were never spoken...

Judges 15:16: "And Samson said, With the jawbone of an ass, heaps upon heaps, with the jaw of an ass have I slain a thousand [Philistines]."

But I love PS--heaps upon heaps!