Your favorite term for poop is

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Butt of the Joke's picture
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Last summer,I went camping with my dad and he had to drop a load.When he came back,a few other campers and hikers walked by and were on the way to my dad's dump site.He leaned over and told me,"I hope they don't smell that Yogi because that was way more than a booboo."When the campers and hikers made the return trip down the mountain,the look on their faces showed that they either ignored it or didn't get to bask in the glory.
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ChiefThunderbutt's picture
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When I worked at Piggly Wiggly a poor old man lost control and drizzled some green shit down his pant leg and onto the floor. The stock boy that mopped it up thought someone had broken a jar of strained spinach baby food. I guess he didn't notice the smell.


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prarie doggin's picture
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My uncle was a life long GM guy and is now in his 90's. Once, as he was heading to the bathroom I said "Hey, you going to back the brown Caddy out of the garage?" He turned around and told me his is green. I didn't know whether to laugh or don a gas mask.

Butt of the Joke's picture
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Oh man,I like them all.Take a dump,pinch a loaf,drop the kids off at the pool,take the browns to the superbowl,dropping a deuce,making playdoh,buttbarfing,log hurling,making a grumpy,unloading the goods,feeding the sewergator...hmmm,thought II had more.
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More people flush than they do wash their hands.

More people flush than they do wash their hands.

Anonymous Coward's picture

Drop the kids off at the pool.

MSG's picture
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I just now got around to reading some of the limericks and other poems near the top of this thread. Hilarious!

Some folks call it excrement,
Some say poop or shit.
It comes out from our fundament
Whether we squat or sit.

It is our daily pleasure;
It satisfies our need.
We sit, and at our leisure
We push and do the deed.

And now we must look down
And check what's in the bowl;
Ah! Nice and firm and brown--
A present from our hole.

ChiliKahKah's picture
j 1000+ points

I like to call it taking a dump.

Raggedmama's picture
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Something recently reminded me of a "word" that I associated with excrement when I was about 3.
The word - "loppy" - not sloppy.
In my mind it could have been an adjective or a noun for the kind of slimy, slippery dooey-dollops that I was only ever able to do on the toilet after a suppository. "It's suppository time for you! Sorry, but it's been too long since you've done a good loppy-doo"

Nipples mcgee's picture

Dropping the Cosby kids at the pool or taking the Obamas to the white house

Bilgepump's picture
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I usually say "I have to feed a Healthy1 to The Dumpster, and then Double Flush".


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The proper order is kiss me, then go smell the other dog or cat's butt. I cannot stress this enough.

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ChiefThunderbutt's picture
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It depends on whether I'm describing the substance or the act and the company I am in. The substance is shit, crap, doody or poop. The act is almost always "taking a dump", or "pinching a loaf".


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Mrs. Mad Crapper's picture
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Shit. As in I gotta take a shit. Or man I really have to shit. Gotta go to the bathroom before I shit myself. Cause you know thats how we classy ladies do it.
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MSG's picture
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I can't believe this poll got by me when I first joined PR and looked for everything I could answer; I just now voted on it. I'm not sure I have a real favorite; different times call for different ones. In my thoughts poop is just "it," as in "Here it comes!" When talking to others, I think I most often refer to a bowel movement, so that it how I voted. I never refer to it as shit; seems disrespectful somehow.

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I always just say, "I gotta go stinky" when I have to poop. Pretty self-explanatory.

prarie doggin's picture
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"hanging a rat" is my favorite.

Anonymous Poop's picture

I call it the squish lish.

Artful Dodger's picture
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Postman, we do that here too. I always go take a Dave. (Different Dave, no hatemail this time, please.)

sittingpretty's picture
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Hahaahahhahahahaha. Ahahahaha. Hahahahahahahhahaha.
hahahahahahhhahahaaha

...And their flesh like dung. Zeph. 1:17

Postman's picture
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My favorite term is laying some cable, but where I work we substitute the word shit for somebody's name.

Example: "I'll be back, I have to go take a Steve." (Or John, or Bill, or whatever the boss's name is.)

prarie doggin's picture
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Bilge, I think my finger is broken from clicking so hard.

Bilgepump's picture
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the smell link is broken.

"One of the founding members of the Front Page Hyena Pack, and runs as its alpha male when the urge strikes him, which is often." Daphne (one perceptive chick)

sittingpretty's picture
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Because I say pooh all the time, it must mean its my favorite. I had a bad pooh today from Wendy's chile that I ate at 9p last night. I thnk the intolerence to the diary was the propulsant. I didn't think I was going to make it there as the cramps were causing me to sweat and feel weak. My eyes automatically went into closing the eylids mode and I was driving! So I just kept breathing deep and kept my Starkiss at a semi relaxed state. No real poopreport to report except it was diarrhea and It burned my skin cheek to cheek. Oh, and I practiced a little tension and pain release toot while holding in the chile, baked potatoe and frostee rearranged with poop roux. Want to smell click here.

...And their flesh like dung. Zeph. 1:17

Bilgepump's picture
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Wedgie wrote: "you want me to kill myself??

i thought we were friends!"
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We are honey, I had no idea what "it" was...no where does your post signify that "it" is doing yourself in...and if thats the case, then you certainly shouldn't do "it". At least not until you get me in the will. We are friends, after all.

"One of the founding members of the Front Page Hyena Pack, and runs as its alpha male when the urge strikes him, which is often." Daphne (one perceptive chick)

Blind Mullet's picture
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The verbular euphemisms I like include (not in any particular order)
Curl one off,
Snap one off,
Choke a darkie,
Back one out,
Reverse-park me lunch,
Grow a tail, and
Post a dark parcel.
The most common nounular ones are probably (again in no particular order)
Grogan,
Loaf,
Turd,
King Brown (an Australian snake),
Nugget (or the pretend French pronunciation 'nooszhay').

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wonderpance's picture
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you want me to kill myself??

i thought we were friends!
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i love poop.

i love poop.

Bilgepump's picture
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Then I think you should.

"One of the founding members of the Front Page Hyena Pack, and runs as its alpha male when the urge strikes him, which is often." Daphne (one perceptive chick)

wonderpance's picture
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i thought it was telling me to "do it."
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i love poop.

i love poop.

Bilgepump's picture
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yeah, but you ever try to say it backwards? pretty scary, huh? I think Paul really is dead.

"One of the founding members of the Front Page Hyena Pack, and runs as its alpha male when the urge strikes him, which is often." Daphne (one perceptive chick)

wonderpance's picture
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hmm....apparently i voted on this, but never commented. my favorite term for poop is "poop." in fact, it's my favorite word period. my love for that word is what brought me to this site in the first place, and what inspired my fascination with actual poop in general. in fact, i'd go so far as to say i probably wouldn't even care about actual poop if not for the word poop.

"poop" really is just the greatest word ever.
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i love poop.

i love poop.

holaballaforgottowipe's picture

apple sauce, is a good additive to poop

turdfan's picture
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I refer to the act for myself by saying I need to sit on the pot. As far as the substance of poop, I prefer the firm turds. Probably because I'm always hoping that that's what my next poop session is going to consist of.

Raggedmama's picture
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I forgot a couple of childhood terms for defaecation - "doing your dirt" and variant "doing a dirty" - I remember being terribly embarrassed at primary school when this girl had been excused from class to go to the toilet and when she didn't come back after about five minutes someone got a laugh by saying "she's doing a dirty, I guess" - whereupon the teacher reprimanded her for using such language, saying "it's a normal bodily function!" and then informing the whole class that I'd been ill recently because of NOT doing a dirty! At least she didn't discuss my enemas...

Barking Spider of the Carolinas's picture
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I like to say poop. It just sounds right. I even use it as a replacement expletive instead of crap. "Hey your car's on fire" "Well poop!" With the right intonation this can sound fairly amusing. This is probably not the norm, and I'm sure someone will criticize me for not wanting to say "shit". I'm a pretty conservative guy, and I also have a number of young relatives whom I would like to not be too bad an influence on.


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You can eat your poop!

Recycle! Reduce! Reuse!
You can close the loop!
You can eat your poop!

Raggedmama's picture
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Because my anal preoccupation stems from childhood events, all my preferred terms are "childish". My mum said "poo", my dad preferred "doodoo" (or variants thereof) - I used both but was mainly in the "doodoo" camp, which I amended to "dooey" thinking I'd made that word up (little did I know). I never heard the "s-word" (shit) until I was about eight - and it was taboo in our family so I've never really taken to it.

healthy 1's picture
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I refer to poop as poop, poo, or shit.
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The Shit Volcano's picture
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I'm going to go with the word shit. What word do I use most when typing a comment, writing in the forums, or submitting a story. Shit!

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log_blogger's picture
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Had to go with poopoo. Since I've got a 3- and a 5-year-old, poopoo seems to be a habit with me. When I was a kid, we called it "going stinky".
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The Dumpster's picture
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What Bunghole says ("Peace, harmony and universal awareness") forms the acronym PHUA.

So, PHUA on you, Daph. But, please, come join the party in your honor over on the forums.

Everybody else is welcome, too!

Bunghole In the Jungle's picture
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FP, a fellow rhymster, this one was a funny ad lib that turned into some fun silliness.

Daphne: You're going to be thirty something in a short while Happy birthday, my sister. Peace, harmony and universal awareness.

keeping the whack in tally-ho...
Fartuituos!
Serenshittipy!

Fart Poopie's picture
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I demand this thread get moved to the Pooetry section. *clap clap*

It's only right.

GottaGoGirl's picture
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Dumpster-- Thanks for the definition. I knew you'd come through for me. :)

I love to confound the teenagers with whom I work by using words that have too many letters for their little brains to absorb.

They just blink and say, "Wanna see my fake I.D.?"

Poop Shooter's picture
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Impressive Bunghole!!! This site is beginging to turn me into some type or literary pooetic guru or something. My 11th grade English teacher Mrs. Barnes would be proud.


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Bunghole In the Jungle's picture
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A mud snakezs were laid down in the trenches of Nola.

The slough reeked of peanuts with Doc Pepper, not cola.

We cleared 'er in record, with swamp dredge devices

Shadowed mausoleums held up, diverting said crisis.

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Rat Droppings's picture
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Well, we fired our buns and the British kept a' comin...


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Bird's picture

A big duke

C Everett Poop's picture
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Lay down a mud snake

Bunghole In the Jungle's picture
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And the metre changes here:
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Well ‘Big Easy’ dining t’will cause bloat and excesses,
Etouffe and crab gumbo make for BIG mudbug messes,
Nola’s ‘little shit’ grew exceedingly massive
Caught up in the pipeline with no further passage
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Tag, you're next

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TurdyTreeAnaTurd's picture
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Poop Shooter, I've had my Phil of bad puns!

Dumpster...thumb/hammer...Steve Allen?

I just started one in my head if someone wants to finish it. It goes something like this:
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In 1814 I took a little shit,

And flushed it down the toilet to the mighty Mississip,

It had a little bacon and it had a little beans,

They held the turd together 'til it got to New Orleans.

Well...
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that' as far as I got.

The Dumpster's picture
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PS is extracting his revenge.

Poop Shooter's picture
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Poop Shooter is getting a beer and watching some porn to ponder his life and standings in the world of life.

I never heard Judges quoted before, and I was an altar boy. Maybe I just wasn't paying attention.


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