I voted Poop CHute. Agreed-that is what it is.

NOtice I din't complain about first post.

But what the hell, Yay first post!

I think balloon knot is definately the funniest choice. It always seems to prompt a communal chuckle when I use it in conversation.

I voted bunghole, in honor of--well, you know....

I have children, so my vocab sometimes takes the lowest common denominator. I voted "Poop Chute".

Leather Cheerio, Assterisk, and Red Eye Express are my favorites.

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Damnit, SamDamnit. Where were you when I was making up this poll? I wanted to have more options, but I couldn't remember the good ones. How I could forget Leather Cheerio, I'll never know.

Arsehole. Ringpiece. For the Rectum itself Backpassage, the Tube.

I voted for starfish because I've always liked the descriptive power of the term.

Other equally descriptive terms include: The Offal Outfall and The Last Exit On The Hershey Highway.

Curious is anyone here actually knows what a "Bunghole" actually is? I do, but was checking the knowledge of you others. Poop shooter

Somewhere in London, Holborn to be precise, there is a long standing and excellent wine bar called The Bunghole. Its name is a reference to one of the holes in a barrel (beer, wine, who knows).

My favourite term for the item in question is "chocolate starfish". Can't really think why.
:-)

Bunghole is not a hole in a barrel!

In fact, bunghole is the hole in a barrel/keg through which wine/beer is poured. If my memory serves, there is a reference to a bunghole in Hamlet. I'm Googling it right now.

Actually, according to this article, bunghole was used to describe one's ass in Dante's Inferno. I'm starting to think that if I had known about all these rectum references I would have paid more attention in English Lit.

Bunghole Article

WEll, I din't know that. Learn somthing new everyday, even on PR.

SPeaking of learning, kind of random question here, but: Does anyone know how to make a pay phone call itself/ring?

ABK2, google does not give the correct answer. The barrel thing is kinda close, but not the correct answer.

Hint: "Bung" is a verb not a noun! If no more guesses, I'll post the proper answer tomorrow or so. Poop Shooter!

A back orifice blocker that stops up a hole? Bung meaning to stop up?

I went with bunghole because it's Beavis' fave. Also, an anus isn't really a chute, it's more of a valve. The colon is really the chute. Also, when my bird purges his cloaca, his little birdy bung squinches open and closed a few times--a little, wink, wink, wink.

I always thought that a "bunghole" was where pirates kept their food, but what do I know? lol.

I voted Poop Chute because it's cute.

bunghole
bung·hole 'b&[ng]-"hOl
noun
: a hole for emptying or filling a cask

bung 'b&[ng]
noun
Etymology: Middle English, from Middle Dutch bonne, bonghe
1 : the stopper especially in the bunghole of a cask; also : BUNGHOLE
2 : the cecum or anus especially of a slaughtered animal

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The anus of a slaughtered animal? That reminds me of a story some one told me, about how to skin a squirrel.

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KIds used to inflate pig's bladders for use as ballons.

Ok, the hole in a barrel was close, but the actual defination is this:

Back in the good old days when they were building ships out of wood.... the deck boards were fastened with big wrought iron spikes. The spikes were pounded in with a big hammer and then they were countersunk below the level of the wood decking. Then the ship builders would "bung the hole" or place a substance similar to common day okum or caulk into the hole and cover or seal it with a tar like substance, till it was smooth with the surface of the deck.

So, a bung hole is a hole, but originally it was in the deck of a boat, not the end of your ass. And the bunging was the placing of caulk into the hole, rather than the hole itself.

Ok, my knowledge is exausted. Too much more of this and I'll get kicked out of MENSA. Hope y'all have a happy crap today!! Poop Shooter

I would like sources, Mr. Mensa Man. Not that i don't believe you but I always like to read things for myself.

I'll try to look it up. I saw a documentary on Discovery Channel or someplsce like that. I'll get back to ya!

-In search of the Eternal Bung- P.S.

PS, congratulations on being a member of Mensa. I tried to get in, but they transferred me over to their sister order, Densa.

Carvel Techniques in Norwegian Ship Building

Do a search in this page for bung and on page 22 and farther on.

Also, The plug in a barrel is also a 100% correct answer.

To think I thought I was smarter than I really. Oh shit! I guess I will have to honorably step down from my self-appointment to the Mensa organization.

Ya know, there are no questions about poop on IQ tests. Hmmmm, I might have gotten them right and actually reached the 145 it takes to get into Mensa versus my actual score of 1##

In Wisdom
Poop Shooter

Had to say Brown Eye. Hurricanes have to go too, you know!

I like to call it the Dirty Doughnut.

Speaking of Beavis, Cornholio (cornhole) is a good one, too!

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I knew Poop Shooter's term but only because I'm a pirate. Arrrrr!

Pirates are the coolest. Cooler than gypsies and WAY cooler than mountain men.

Hey, Mountain men used rifles. Pirates used cannons and swoards.

What's your point?

Di Uhreea, a pirate says ye, ah me fair and fine doxie, the keel hauling meself had t'mine wunt what ye be tinkin, that goe for all da lass o'poopreport, I's yet to see a scuvy dog among ye. Join me in a cup o grog and a roll in de scuppers. ARRRR Arrrr Arrr

No fair, Bunga. How did you turn into the Bootie Magnet on this site?

Ninjas kick pirate ass. They are silent but deadly.

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Hey, just like my farts!

My point crack? I dunno. Maybe that Mntn. Men arrr' better, but I actually dont know what my point is.

But mountain men shit in the woods like a bear. That's gotta score some points!!! Being a Pirate??? Lets see, a group of men stuck together on a ship for months on end... hmmm, not my idea of a good time. Probably a lot of "bunging" going on on them ships I would think.

Have a Crappy day!! Poop Shooter

The names Bunga Din not Bunging Him, I'd make ya walk the plank Poop Shooter but Cheech and Chong told me that would be too cliche. So here me now ya Poxie bilge rat that's no belaying pin in me britches and you'll take kindly to stop staring. Arrrr Arrr

"...no belaying pin in me britches..." LOL I like that one!! So hideo ho and away we go but to what I do not know!! Quite possibly I will go, outside into the snow. I will whip out my biz, and take a whizz, and hope the wind will not blow!

Ahhh, poems in the morning are not my strong point!!

Have a crappy day!! Poop Shooter!

Okay, pirates! The hurricane is here and I'm about to flush!

Flush if ye must, after ya bust, the massive load, in yer guts! Arg Arg Arg!!

Have a Crappy Day!! Poop Shooter!

TSV, are you and your hurricane getting ready to, in the words of the old sea chanty, "Blow the Man Down"?

Well... Gilbert and I play hurricane hunter. He's the hunter. Guess who has the eye. ;-)

Wait. I thought the guy had the "one-eyed monster." (See UrbanDictionary.com)

I STILL want to know if you can anxiously wiggle your boobs while the wind is blowing like Stephanie Abrams on The Weather Channel can? Actually, I think Steph gets sexually aroused by bad weather, and she is fingering herself as she brings us the data about millibars, etc. Notice how the camera hardly ever goes below her waist?

She's just doing Jeff Morrow on the side. They say he's in another location, but he is actually out of camera range where the Weather Channel dares to tread. I think it makes Cantore jealous.

Dares not to tread. Damnit!

Aha, TSV, I knew you were a secret Weather Channel groupie!

With your unusual ability to produce hurricanes, I'm just glad you live out west!

[CUE ANTIQUATED BILLY JOEL SONG]
"...It's always a Poop Chute to me."

PooperGal
"Searching for the Origin of the Feces"

You always know you're in trouble when you can name the entire Weather Channel hurricane crew.

No worse than having obtained the private email addresses of all the main posters on PR!

And all their dirty little secrets.

Hey, I'm a lawyer. I specialize in dirty BIG secrets!

My ass is pretty big.

Do you have an "hourglass" figure like AB2K? Like, if I see it, I will have to spend an hour doing something into a glass?

Is it just me, or have the story comments been going off track more than usual? ............. not that there is anything wrong with that.

Any way, I was insulting people on myspace today, and I came up with a belittling comment that is still making me guffaw when I think of it. I called some young white supremacist a BUNG BUNNY. I'm sure no one else will find it amusing, but I am laughing as I type this. It's not just because I am drunk, either.

SamDamnit!
President in Exile
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What was the original topic on here anyway. Oh, yeah, terms for the anus. How about crap factory... Wait, that's the colon.

The Scat Cave

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I'll put in a vote for Scat Cave. It's kinds dark and catchy!!

Have a Crappy Day!! Poop Shooter!

Not to mention it makes me laugh hysterically.

Mr. Brown

I'm obviously not at all original. I just call it my butt-hole. You other posters have some great terms for it, however. I may switch to one of yours!!

Call me a simple, old fashioned guy, I am quite happy to refer to mine simply as an "asshole".

I chose bung hole. Sometimes my ring resembles fried calamari, but I can't think of a good name.

I voted for poop chute but really like the starfish tag. However truth be told I usually just say asshole

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