We go through the stuff at a rate that beggars belief. I've IBS, and the Baroness has had her bilary system rebuilt using a section of colon. The shit flows like water in this house.

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like a constipated accountant- I worked it out with a pencil.

A four pack will definitely outlast a six pack every time. About one week, unless some JACKASS LEAVES THE OPENED PACKAGE NEXT TO THE SHOWER AND DOESN'T CLOSE THE CURTAIN AND GETS THE TOILET PAPER SOAKING WET, AND I'M ON THE TOILET JUST FINISHING A MILLION WIPER AND ONLY HAVE A FEW SQUARES LEFT ON THE REMAINING DRY ROLL. FUCK ME.

Sorry, I had to get that off my chest.

Damn it man, It was on your chest!!??? Yuk!--- seriously though, I have the same shower problem. Its usually the 12 year old daughter who is the culprit. Similarly, if you get up during the night to squeeze one out, dash to the loo, and plonk yourself on the pot, just to find that the cat has murdered the last roll as you slept, and it is shredded across the bathroom, what do you do? Wake up the whole house shouting for the Baroness '... I need some shit wipes!' or in your case Mrs. PD?

Its awfull having to crawl back to bed with a slippy groove.
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(holding out a cat treat) Here kitty kitty.

I'm only saying "one week" b/c I'm not home very much. I do the majority of my doo at work! But if I were home more often there would never be just 4 rolls on hand. I'd have to resort to using the shower curtain.

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With five in the house, TP goes faster than food. Interestingly...

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Who needs cats when you've got the Koran?
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Yo quiero Taco Bell.

We have four people in the house, and two are female, so a four-pack lasts about 2 to 3 days.
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4 in the house, 2 are female....um...that still leave 2 unidentified, right?

I didn't know dunny-roll came in 4-packs.
Mrs Mullet ( or 'Mulette') buys these 3x3 packs, and its panic stations when we get down to the last couple of rolls.
(Theres 2 teenage boys here, too.)

2 weeks. Unless we have the hershey squirts going through the house. Then it goes fast.

I buy the Scott tissue 12 pack and between 3 of us it lasts about.....1 and a half weeks.
I am the pooper in the house and we have alot of nose blowers...I dont buy facial tissue...seems like a waste of money.

Pnutty, have them blow their noses when they're on the shitter. A quick fold over and the tp can be used for wiping. Bet you can stretch that supply out an extra week.

Four months. I guess I'm the all-time record holder. That, and I have a septic tank, so we're pretty stingy with our toilet paper.

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Forgot to mention that I never get 4-packs - 12 packs of double rolls all the way, baby! I don't want to have get TP more than once/week - I'd be hitting the store every couple of days with mere 4-packs...

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"Heeere commmmes another one..." (Monty Python's Contractual Obligation Album)

Has anyone tried that tripple ply stuff, damn! its like wiping your ass with a cardboard box, what are these tp barons thinking of? Don't they know that we suffer from tender starfish? Im thinking about marketing single ply, made from Xerox rip proof paper, soaked in Alo Vera, and sold in pre-chilled cooler bags.

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like a constipated accountant- I worked it out with a pencil.

Four rolls of standard issue two-ply would last me about 10-14 days since I live alone. Nobody, I mean NOBODY poops in my toilet but me, dammit! I am somewhat territorial about this. One of the first thoughts that occurred to me the day I moved in here about twenty months ago was, I walked into the bathroom to survey the facilities and I said "I will enjoy many happy poops right here!" So if I average about 1.7 poops per day and use maybe twenty-five to thirty squares of paper per poop, the math checks out about right. I usually get the economy pack from Costco that lasts quite a while for one person; toilet paper insecurity is not a good place to be emotionally. Don't forget to keep a few rolls in the car for those Emergency Poops on the road out in the countryside!
----Captain Craptastic!!!

Sound advice CC, I have just installed a glass cabinet, with the words 'In Case Of Emergency, Break Glass' emblazened on its front, behind which sits a roll of Charmin Ultra. Safety first I always say.
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whats that smell?

The questioner forgot to ask how many squares per roll. We get Scott or Marcal at 1000 sheets. I use 10 or 11 sheets per poop (4-4-3 or 4-3-3), using each set twice (i.e., 6 wipes for one b.m.); thus for me a roll lasts for 90-100 movements, and since I go once to three times a day, averaging about twice, a roll would last me 6-7 weeks (42-49 days). Actually, it would be longer, since some of my poops are at work. I don't know how much my wife uses at a time, but she uses it for both modes. We generally buy the big economy size (12-16 roll packs), so they last a while. Occasionally we get the more luxurious puffy style that has maybe 200 sheets per roll; that obviously goes faster. I must leave you now--my rectum has just filled up . . .

Squares per roll, most def. has to be taken into consideration. Costco cheap shit is wafer thin, and about 200 sheets per roll, butt if you use 'Andrex' (oh baby this stuff is the bong!) you are looking at 400 sheets of the softest, multiply, ass kissingest, perfumed puppy type of wipes._______

whats that smell?

I like the commercial type. I used to get it in 100 roll cases (damn things just fell off the truck). They were each wrapped in paper that was not unlike the tp itself, so the wrapper could also be used for wipeage. They were slick enough to get the job done without bearing fruit of any kind. I probably still have a lifetime supply (unless my basement floods).

It lasts a while with me, since I am on my own and so i'd say about 2-3 weeks.

It would last forever - I've proudly stopped using paper and instead step into the shower after doing my business.

I hope you clean out the tub afterwards.

And you don't live somewhere in the desert, in a drought region, or someplace on water rations.

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About a week. I'm the only person in the house and don't eat meat, so my shits are plentiful.

When I was vegetarian my shits were sticky and mostly million-wipers. My TP didn't last much longer than yours, AB. I think it's odd that some people can be vegetarian and have solid, hard turds while others end up with pudding ass. Must be body chemistry.

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