Which is the funniest movie poop scene?

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dumb and dumber. we've all been there. i could almost smell it when i watched it.


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I voted for Dumb and Dumber because I didn't read the title well enough - should have voted Other.

My favorite bathroom poop scene is Bob Sagget's freak out from Dumb and Dumberer because he thinks the melted chocolate bar all over his bathroom is poop.
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I voted for Austin Powers simply because Gilbert and I joke about that scene when we're waiting to use the can.

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My favorite was from Jackass the Movie as well, but it was the scene in which they test drive a toilet at the hardware store.

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Mine would be the time I sharted half way through "Love Story", although it wasn't funny at the time.

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Not Another Teen Movie: Three guys fall out of the ceiling ductwork onto a girl on the toilet. All four of them crash through the floor and into the classroom downstairs, where the room is then showered with excrement.
At the end of the explosion, the girl farts.
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Sorry, I think I misread the question. Still it was funny, and definitely made a scene.

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I like the Leslie Nielsen scene in "Naked Gun". As Frank Drebin, Nielsen unknowingly keeps his wireless mic turned on while evacuating himself.

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Although it was on tv (I dont watch many movies) I'll never forget the Roseann episode where Becky accidently cuts the cheese in class. Classic line when Roseann tells Dan "You need to go up and talk to her, this is more your area of expertise".

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I voted dumb and dumber, but there should be a jackass in general category. So many times was I killing myself laughing during those jackass movies.

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I went with Cheech and Chong - guess it's a throw-back to my old stoner days...

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I voted D&D, it had a great poop scene, although battle shits (hal and kumar goes to white castle) should have been up there. And yes the jackass skit goin on the pot in the hardware store was one of the best ever.

Great poll!

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Trainspotting - the scene where Spud manages to cover his girlfriend and her parents with the contents of his diarrhea filled bedsheets while they eat breakfast.

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I went with Cheech and Chong - Not only because it's hilarious but also because I've never seen any of the other movies.

There's a scene in Car Wash where a girl goes to take a dump, and one of the other employees sees her go into the restroom, and he borrows his buddies hat, and peers into the window at her, freaking her out. That was kind of funny.

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How could you not mention the "Battleshit" scene in Harold & Kumar Go To White Castle? IMO, far funnier than any of these movies!

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I still get a chuckle from the fartin' scene in Blazing Saddles. Its not poop, but its hysterical. Mel Brooks is a genius.

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Thunderbox, that was the first scene i thought of too. but that's a different kind of funny, i think. the other options are from comedies. and while Trainspotting may have its moments, it's definitely NOT a comedy.

i also think the scene from Joe Dirt when he has that tank of crap strapped to his back and it erupts onto him is just as funny as the rest (if not funnier).
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I really dont give a shit about farts.

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You can't have turds without turd propellant, PD. Your biggest splashers aren't going to be strictly quick-release gravity bombs. They've got to have some expulsive force behind them.

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The Battle Shits scene from Harold & Kumar is fabulous.

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Yeah DP, I guess farts and shit go hand in hand like flowers and springtime. It sort of reminded me of a line by one of my favorite comedians, Redd Foxx. He was talking about how the words f**k and shit go together. He said something to the effect that "if you cant f**k, tough shit, but if you cant shit, you're f**ked.

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Don`t know about that Wonderpance, the question was funniest "movie poop scene", not "funniest movie" poop scene.

....just being a pedantic asshole this afternoon.

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I voted "other".

My current favorite poop movie scene is in Rob Zombie's Halloween.

I like the scene when the black guy at the truck stop is taking a dump and Micheal Myers is knocking on the stall door.
The black dude says "I'm going to be awhile, I have a double taco deluxe talking back at me"

Well of course he never has the pleasure of dropping that load....but if probably fell out of him after his sudden death.

Check it out if you haven't seen it.........

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yeah, you're right, Thunderbox. a funny scene is a funny scene, regardless of the kind of movie it's in!

and i still haven't seen Rob Zombie's Halloween, but now i have even more reason to!

also, it just occurred to me that the Austin Powers scene in the options isn't even the funniest poop scene. though, i suppose it might not even count as a poop scene, since there's not actual pooping in involved. i'm talking about in the first one, when he's in the stall fighting the guy, and Tom Arnold is in the next stall and thinks he's taking a massive dump because of all the noise. he wasn't actually pooping, but it was still a funny scene that involved the concept of poop. so i say it counts!
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Jenny and I were watching Flushed Away last night. (DVD rental selection is slim pickings here in India.) The movie has a few very, very subtle adult jokes. One that shocked me with its wit (and with the goatse-esque imagery it aroused in my mind) was when one of the two rat goons says he has a gut feeling about something. The other says: "It's just that curry you had last night, Spike. I'm the same, I've got a bum like the Japanese flag."

Bum like a Japanese flag!

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Japanese flag. priceless! Aka the Rangoon Rash.
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Even though poisoning is no joke, that Dumb and Dumber scene always makes me laugh anyway.

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I'm surprised that no one has mentioned the scene from Van Wilder where Gwen (Tara Reid) gives Richard a laxative just prior to his med school exam. The following discomfort and embarrassment during the test is only topped by the final release in front of the interview panel into a garbage can. Anyone who has had few stressful tests in college should know how true to life that shituation can be.

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i voted for dumb and dumber but it was funny for Harold & Kumar

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Just now voted for other - I think the scene in Pink Flamingoes is funny, when Divine receives a "package" in the mail. Then he/she said, "oh my god, someone has sent me a bowel movement!"
But be careful who you watch this movie with, it has been known to ruin relationships.

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oh my god! i forgot about that part! or at the end when divine eats the dog shit... she really was the filthiest person alive.

as for ruining relationships, my boyfriend will not watch pink flamingos with me AT ALL.


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American Pie: Turbo-laxing a Shameful Shitter.

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Other: The Battleshits scene from Harold and Kumar is by far the best ever!!

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I am SHOCKED and SURPRISED that nobody thought of this....how 'bout Ben Stiller in Along Came Polly?

They go to some whacko ethnic restaurant and he confides to Jennifer Anniston's character that he has IRRITABLE BOWEL SYNDROME...after he downs a bucketfull of that crazy overspiced food.

He goes to her apartment on that first date and SHITS his brains out...he's in the bathroom for like, an hour and then he clogs the toilet. He tries to flush but it goes all over the apartment. Then he tries to plunge it with her $500.00 loofah.

Comic Gold.

Oh yeah. The sh*t eating scene in Pink Flamingos is an old favorite.

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THREE WORDS: ALONG CAME POLLY. BEN STILLER. COMIC GOLD.

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How do we forget? AMERICAN PIE...
FINCHIE tried his darndest to keep it in while in the girl's bathroom. The agony of holding it in!!

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Dumb and Dumber.
Because the fact that he basically chugged back a glass of laxative with out noticing... then ignoring stomach noises in his car.. followed by a the movement making the way through his body
and finally the caliber of shit that he took into a broken toilet
yet he still had no clue llyod put laxative in his tea

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i dunno im thinking austin powers the spy who shagged me when he drinks fat bastards stool lol or friday when smokey cant get into his house

"HEY SMOKEY BACK HERE TAKIN A SHIT!!!!"

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Opening of "Beneath the Valley of the Ultra Vixens." A wrecking yard worker chooses a nook between two cars to take a dump. As he is squatted and straining, a co-worker sneaks a shovel under the car catching the load, then stealthily removing the shovel. After standing and turning to admire his fresh steaming pile, he sees nothing. With a facial expression equally divided between shock, disbelief, and horror, he delivers the movie's first line. No shit?!

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Caddyshack. 'It'sh no big deal...' God I love Bill Murray. I could never vote against him.

I think I might have to watch Pink Flamingoes now. I'm adding it to my NetFlix queue.

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I think this is in the queue for the movie database update but I'll post it here anyway as I've just found this poll again.

In the 1990 ultra-low budget Brit horror spoof "I Bought A Vampire Motorcycle", starring Neil Morrissey and Michael Elphick, there is a horrific dream sequence where the main character Noddy (played by Neil Morrissey) sits on the toilet. He had recently purchased a possessed motorbike which had killed his friend Buzzer (played by Daniel Peacock), and after laying a turd into the bowl he stands, pulls his shorts up (without wiping his arse) and hears Buzzer’s voice coming from below him:

'Noddy! Noddy! It's me Noddy, look! Noddy! Noddy! Look...here I am'

Noddy looks down and sees the turd which now has the face of his dead friend.

'Hello Noddy…' the turd grins sinisterly, before leaping from the bowl straight into Noddy’s mouth, which Noddy desperately tries to pull from his throat, but it begins to win the fight and choke him, prompting Noddy to wake in a sweat.

It’s just one of a number of hilarious scenes in this truly abysmal cult classic.

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ES,
I remember that movie!!!
I laughed 'til I nearly peed, it was so bad.
I remember a scene where there was a shot of the local Asian cuisine, the Fu King Chinese Restaurant.
Hey, that reminds me- How come Leslie Ash wouldn't shag Tony in Men Behaving Badly, but she didn't mind a bit of a scruffing in a dirty alley (in the middle of a bikie brawl) with Jimmy in Quadrophenia?
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Well she shagged him eventually and became his girlfriend in the later episodes, BM. Not for long though. Fucking little cocktease...

That alleyway is a bit of a local landmark here. 6 miles to the south of Scumbag Manor is the fair city of Brighton, and a Quadrophenia 'tour' is not complete without a brief look into that fabled alley.

But yes, 'Vampire Motorcycle' is so utterly bad it's brilliant!

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Leslie Ash made a big mistake with that lip job! Brighton - is it still the gay capital of the UK, Scummy?

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Yes T-box. Any chap wishing to play Eton Leapfrog will have no difficulties in finding obliging chums around here.

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I'll go with Dumb and Dumber, Harold and Kumar, and Not Another Teen Movie, in no particular order._______
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Once I saw a scene with a guy who looks at three girls in bikini a makes them fart on the notes of "The Blue Danube"....Do you know the name of this movie? I don't remember

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Welcome aboard avian!
I do not know the movie, and it sounds funny, however I would have chosen the "William Tell Overture."

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Just for pure shitting hilarity, "Larry the Cable Guy: Health Inspector" has a great pooping scene.


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Vanian, I`m interested - are you a goth or a punk?......The Damned.

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