Submitted by CeliacSpew on Tue, 01/08/2008 - 15:05// 51 Comments
About the Author
Poop has always made me laugh, even before I had Celiac. I can't be too much of shameful shitter because I have so often had to tell friends or family that I had shit myself, or ask them to please guard a hiking trail (quick!) for me to squat n squirt. Yet I must be shameful because I sometimes have a dream where I'm sitting on the pot shitting while lots of people are milling about, and there is humiliation. I now live in France where people can't seem to laugh at potty humor - I'm trying to understand why that is. I'm 46 and had undiagnosed celiac for so long that poo is part of who I am. I stopped eating gluten a couple of months ago but my husband predicts that I'll never have the pleasure of pinching a loaf. I have not enjoyed that feeling for at least 18 years. If I ever turd, I will take a picture. As for my husband, I guess he enjoys my percussive music and the artwork on the porcelin.
PoopReport.com is a community with a unique agenda: we are an intellectual poop site. A salon. A brokerage house that specializes in a specific category of humor: brown humor (vs. gallows humor or black humor). We explore, even meditate upon the human condition from the vantage point of pooping and poop. In a way, this is a site for philosophers, sociologists and amateur theologians.
Sometimes we talk about sex, but there's no erotic agenda. (There are other sites for that.) Because PR is a community and not a porno site, we do not come here to get our rocks off. And that also means we don't come to PR to be used as objects by voyeurs, or use others as objects. Voyeurism destroys mutuality. PoopReport.com is rooted in mutuality because it celebrates the universality of poop.