I usually just get LiquiShit, sometimes with a few pieces.

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So... uhh... erm.... POOP!!!

Mine always arrive in pieces, like mail order collectibles.

All depends on the previous days eating, I'm most usually at 2-3 bomber, but If i've eaten alot of red meat that usually clogs me up a few days and I'll prepare for a 14"er D:

Usually two or three pieces. However, Gordon has been giving me nugget drops recently, so right now there are more.

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"Just kidding!"- Alberto

For the last several months I sit down, fart and dont think I shat more than a couple of lines. I clean up look back and see that I have filled the cubby with a bunch of snake like blokes.

I normally poop each day, but sometimes I don't for a couple of days, and then... boy is that toilet full!

Another trick question by the inimitable AB2K. Is this in one sitting (shitting), one day, one week? I got stung on the last crazy poll I answered of hers. I don't understand this question! This question makes no sense!

Sincerely
Bunga
Din

It's in one sitting, Bunga. Everyone above you has figured that out.

Durrrrrrr.

I had to go with 'two or three' since my feces often break in half under their own weight. And I'm ass-uming we're talking about the main turd, excluding dingleberries or accompanying nuggets.

I'd strongly recommend all moderators to give AB2K a lame rating on her comment under mine. Also I'd strongly suggest all female poopreporters mail me naked pictures of themselves, and cash, lots and lots of cash.

Bunga. Let me know if that works, will you? And AB2K, I just can't believe the grief people give you over your wonderful poles. If I remember correctly, it was TBW who first started to get all technical on you. Has he ever apologized?

I'd strongly recommend all moderators to give Bunga a lame rating for even insinuating that we send naked pictures of ourselves to him. The audacity! Besides he knows that we are already sending all our money to Bilgepump. Durrrrrr.

Logjam, I'm glad you like my "poles." [insert off-color remark about Logjam's pole here] But you sure have a knack for fudging the truth. You fade out of the public eye, and then come back, and hope people won't remember your past actions. You really oughtta be a politician. Vote for Logjam!

Funny. I’ve consider running for office, but my fear has been that I wouldn’t make a very good showing come pole-time. Maybe I’ve been overestimating the competition.

Just send him a naked picture of the ugliest, most disgusting... well you get the idea. That should discourage him. Unless of course he is a fetishist.

I'd be a terrible politician, and that's as far as I'm going into that. I could really flood the Flames forum with all of my political rants if I really wanted to.

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"Double the flush, double the fun" --The Amazing Anus

Naked pictures....where???

Bunga is always searching for something. As far as the poll..... There is usually a good size log with several after-droppings. Depends on how long I spend reading and pinching.

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Poop Shooter!

When thing are working right, I usually produce one giant turd. But when my IBS kicks in, I either produce several pellets, or goop, or when things go really haywire..just plain ol' damn water.
Latley I have been an easy slider.

Well, ever since the first day of my 2-month stint working at a law firm in India a few months ago, my poop has never been the same. These days there is nothing solid to count. My doctor suspects a parasite, but hasn't been able to find it in tests to treat it.

Totally worth living there, though!

Love "easy slider," healthy! That phrase produces an awesome mental picture.... and a vague feeling that it should be a song from 1979.

Usually just one medium sized one, but sometimes one real large one, or two or three smaller ones.

Years ago I would often have one long turd, but since my surgeries and my lots-of-water regime, I have movements that break up into four or five turds. They are still well-formed, about a 4 on the Bristol Stool Scale for the most part, but getting a poop to come out as all one piece is relatively rare these days.

usually i just sit down and feel it slide out! get up and look and see a bowl full of brown oosy poo!

I eat a diet high in fiber, moderate in fat
(usually olive oil) and drink plenty of nourishing alcoholic beverages. Usually my poop arrives in chunks but occasionally I push out a log.

I just had my very regular morning constitutional and tried to count the chunks. There was no way to get an accurate count without plunging my hand into the mess and removing the little turdletts one by one. I didn't care to do this but I estimated the total count to have been around 25 or 30 pieces about the size of ping pong balls.

Oddly they were all sinkers with the exception of one lone floater which was left bobbing merrily after the flush.

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Eat chilies and feel the burn!!