Credit for this poll goes to Poop Shooter.
I know this is a departure from the usual polls, but I thought it would be interesting to see how many people are true PR junkies. I was going to tell Poop Shooter to put this on the forums, but it will have a wider audience here.
For the record, I voted for the fourth option.
This site is great! Even though my life is depressing, miserable sack of shit (pun intended!)–I can log onto poopreport and get many good laughs in. My worries vaporize as I read these funny stories!
Thank you, Poopreport for all the laughs :)
Right now I have nothing better to do. Other than pack my things for my big move.
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I think the only people that answer these polls, are the ones that spend an inordinate amount of time on here. The people that make a "quick daily check" are not going to answer. _______ Sir SamDamnit! and the Knights of Poopsalot http://www.myspace.com/saintcarnivean
I voted for over 4 hours, because I often leave the page opened up and go about my business with chores, child care etc, etc, checking back every once in a while. I do that with a lot of my favorite pages. I'm a net junkie.
I voted on 1-2 hours. Sometimes it's more, but that's the average. If the poll was "How much time in a day do you spend on PR-affiliated tasks?" I'd have to say sometimes up to 5-6 hours.
With emails and Bunga's non-stop chat sessions, I'd probably do that kind of stuff all day if I were single and living in my mommy's basement.
You mean it is possible to spend LESS than 4 hours a day here? To quote from my own site bio, "PR is healthier than drinking, safer than sex, more fun than exercise, and less complicated than dating. It is also cheaper than psychotherapy, and a GREAT way to kill time at work!"
I do try to take a day or two off from the site every now and then, however, when I sense a buildup of Dumpster fatigue.
I thought up the poll mainly beacuse I wanted to see if there was something psychologically wrong with me. I wanted to know if others like myself spent more than an hour or so a day reading poop stories and related poorific trivia.
When I see over 100 replies or votes on a poll, I think it has to be people other than the 10 or so regulars answering. I'm sure there are hundreds of non registeres shamless poopers that spend eternity on the site lurking in the shadows. Right now at 8:30 in the morning, I'm the only registered user online along with 167 guests!!
The "guests" number always astonishes me, but then I realize how great this site is as a whole!
_______Regional POWER POOPING CHAMPION 1988-2006 Poop Shooter!
This site is like family. You don't have to see them every day, but an occasional visit confirms the people are good folks.
I picked 1-2 hours.
I usually look at PR when I first log on at work and surf the Internet. I will look at the daily archieved stories. Then around noon I read the new front page story.
I will then again go on PR in the afternoon or evening to see if there are any interesting comments on the front page story. I sometimes use the search engine on the forums to see if anyone is talking about me; even after being banned from the forums 1 1/2 years ago I still remain a popular topic.
Doniker, you are like Agamemnon, Oedipus, or one of the other great tragic figures of history: Your very flaws are what make you great, so if you lost the flaws which cost you your place on this site, would you still be the same doniker? It other words, is your choice between being great, yet flawed, or being flawless, get not great?
I don't know all of your history here--maybe there is a middle ground for you and maybe not. Yet, to my mind, at least, you do remain one of the great heros of PR, even if a tragic one.
Up to an hour a day is about right for me, but it's not all at once. I'll check in throughout the day and spend ten to fifteen minutes each time. There may be a day or two that I spend more time than that, but, again, it's usually spaced throughout the day. (And sometimes night--I have been known to get up in the middle of the night to pee and check the website before returning to bed.)
P.S. All bets are off if I should make contact with one or more of my friends in the Chat Room. We have been known to spend at least an hour in there alone.
TBW, congrats on your 1300th userpoint. You have really been racking them up since the quality moderation started.
Way too much...there is a significant change on the horizon.
What's her name, Bunga?
We all want poo points. This site is truly addictive and there's always fodder for thought... hee hee. Too much poo to read about and too little time *sigh*._______May you always find a roll with paper
We'll miss you, Bunga.
I need to spend less time on here too. I think it will happen as the weather gets warmer and I go outside and stuff. I never spent as much time on PR as this winter.
That's because winter sucks ass and I can find nothing better to do but enjoy a few poo laughs.
Wait! Does this mean Dumpster will have to get a life, too?
And me. Aww damn.
I would rather just sit and read PR than have a life.
KOC, maybe between the two of us, could we just about come up with ONE decent life?
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"We'll miss you, Bunga." Huh??? Don't scare me.
Sorry, Dave. I got a little scared myself.
Remember when Andy and Barney both left Mayberry and the rest of the crowd tried to carry on without them? It was a flop. If Bunga and AB2K depart, this site may well become, in the words of Dickens, "a mere shadow of its former self."
Dave, I insist that you double, or even triple, their salaries. Dumpster will agree for his to be cut by 75% to balance out. (Damn--I may have to sell the house in the mountains, but it is a sacrifice I am prepared to make!)
I would spend well over four hours a day whilst being unemployed, but now I have my work permit and am job searching, my contact time has gone down considerably.
I've been a PoopDeserter for a few days as a result of my stepson's having a staph infection.
From now on, I should be here for a good half an hour every day - at least!
I checked 10-30 minutes, since while I am fairly shameless about pooping itself, I have a closet PR habit. As I've mentioned, my hubby does not approve of such shenanigans. So when he or one of the kids comes in the room I have to
Just remember to empty your browser cache, too, GGG.
BTW, I rated your comment above "great." I love it when stuff happens in real time on PR. Unfortunately, sometimes I am the victim. For example, whenever I get to talking about AB2K's big ti
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When I'm super busy, poop gets pushed to the side. My wife and kids (the real ones, not the euphemism) are away for the weekend, so I feel like I'm on vacation!_______www.mydailypoop.com
On average, I spend roughly three hours on PR. _______ It's not nice to fool mother nature.
I spend a lot of time here, as many people can tell. Most of it is at night/early morning. _______I'm so good at clogging up toilets, I can make mine back up when there's nothing in it.
About 26 hours a day. Just last week someone said to get a life - this IS my life. A brown stinky life, but a life no less.
I spent between 30 to 60 minutes a day on PR. Most of the time it's late night PR-ing since I work second shift and don't get home til after 11. I try to steal a moment in the mornings (like right now), but it often gets broken up by my son's daily constitutional (or my own!).
_______White Castle: Eat em by the stack, shoot em out the back!
I'm a brand new member with lots of stuff to report, so I've spent a whole lot of time the past several days. Hopefully, from now on I can taper that off quite a bit. I would still like to log on (no pun intended) every few days to read any short and to the point comments by others. Also, I'd like to report in on my most recent poop session if we get an appropriate poll for that. If not, I may report in on the one that says "what letter did your last poop look like." Hope that's O.K. with everyone.
I'm off and have all day to be on this site, so I'm pretty much on all day. I'm addicted to this site. I was lost, but now I'm found_______I will never shit somewhere that only has that horrible, scratchy brand of toilet paper. That stuff sucks!
And blind, but now you see. That's Amazing, Grace.
Yep.I couldn't remember all the words. _______I will never shit somewhere that only has that horrible, scratchy brand of toilet paper. That stuff sucks!
well, during my first year and half here at PR, my answer would have been at least 2-4 hours, maybe more. but that was when i had a job where i had little work to do on a daily basis. i don't go online much at home, because i'm on the computer all damned day. then i was on sabbatical from PR due to my unemployment, lack of home computer, and then reemployment and testing of waters at the new job before deciding it was safe to do pretty much whatever i want. now i have a job where i can still slack off and stuff, but not nearly as much. sometimes i get super busy and can only check in with the forums and don't even make it out here to the front page. this week i'm finding more time for the front page. it's hard not to when so much is going on!
i probably spend at least about 20 minutes here. more if i have the time, or just really want to avoid my work.
my morning routine when i first arrive at work goes like this: 1. turn on computer 2. open my programs for the day in the following order (because that's how i like them on my taskbar): Thunderbird (email) Firefox instant messaging program Yahoo music jukebox Dreamweaver Windows Explorer (other programs are opened throughout the day as needed)
then i check my personal email, then i check myspace, then i check my roller derby league forum, then i check PoopReport, then i start working. this all takes about an hour. maybe more if i have a lot of email or whatever to read. it also depends on what's going on here. some days there's a lot more to read than others. on days i post a poll or Motherload story it also adds to the amount of time i spend here.
so, to sum up: it varies.
_______i love poop.
I'm sure once I start school again the time will diminish, but it will still be a considerable part of my day. _______I will never shit somewhere that only has that horrible, scratchy brand of toilet paper. That stuff sucks!
GPT, at least we know you had time for one shower.
I'm not on this site 24/7!!! It's just taken the place of a 6 hour school day. Not really, but close to it._______I will never shit somewhere that only has that horrible, scratchy brand of toilet paper. That stuff sucks!
Be careful, GPT. If you don't moderate your time here, you'll fill up too fast and won't want to come visit us anymore. Remember, the brightest stars burn the briefest.
Don't worry, AD. I'll always want to come visit you guys. :D_______I will never shit somewhere that only has that horrible, scratchy brand of toilet paper. That stuff sucks!
But you're right, I'm running out of things to comment. So, I guess I'll see you all bright and-not early tomorrow!!!_______I will never shit somewhere that only has that horrible, scratchy brand of toilet paper. That stuff sucks!
I spend much more time on PR than I used to now that I activate forum accounts and stuffs. Usually, it's late at night that the real work gets done, but I do check things out while watching that Judge Judy. God she's grumpy.
_______.....hugging bunnies since 1969 www.daphneszoo.com
I spend inordinate amounts of time on PR. I'm addicted/hooked, although those mean the same thing. I'm on every day, for well over 4 hours._______I will never shit somewhere that only has that horrible, scratchy brand of toilet paper. That stuff sucks!
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