Never. I shit as quietly as a church mouse.
21% (170 votes)
A little. Sometimes I just have to grunt.
26% (214 votes)
Sometimes, because they can't all be easy sliders.
31% (256 votes)
Always. I scream for mercy from painful poops.
14% (119 votes)
Sometimes/always, but not because of poop. I sing or talk while I shit.
8% (69 votes)
Total votes: 828