Usually it's one long piece of cordage but, especially if I'm constipated, it'll be a few pieces. It's rare, though, that I get so constipated that I wind up pushing out a herd of turdlets. Thank the gawds for dried fruit!_______Yo quiero Taco Bell.
I usually have two movements in a dump. I also normally have a morning dump, and then a mid-afternoon dump. On a good day, I'll get three dumps in there. Poophoria? Oh yeah...
Usually one long turd-sometimes followed by a small nugget. Which isn't so bad, unless it hits the water just right, causing it to splash up and hit you square in the asshole. That water can be cold-especially on winter mornings.
For me, it's usually a main first wave, followed by a smaller second wave a minute or so later. If I'm patient, I might get a small third wave in. And I usually poop twice a day.
First wave is always the largest, whether it be solid or air fuel bomb like. Not nearly as frequent as you big D, once every two or three days is a regular schedule for me. Totally with you on the splash being vile Postman, I found if I lean to one side as if to let a fart out it seems to completely avoid the splash effect :P
I have had green poo today when I looked in the toilet... I realized that I had had a tummy ache earlier on so I was a bit worried but I found out I had picked up my cat and had not washed my hands so my tummy was clearing out all the bad symptoms.... I will inform you if my next poo is green x. thanx so much for inventing this site I thought I had a rather bad situation... but it turns out loads of people are suffering!
Olivia, was Bilgepump over "handling" your cat earlier, if so this explains your symptoms.
On a good day I have my usual morning dump then a dump when I get home from work. If the poo gods are really kind then there is an after dinner dump as well although that is rare._______The Thunderous Crapper 63 Enjoying home toilet advantage since 2004!
I hate pooping but when I gotta do it, I try to make it as comfortable as possible. I hate those bowel movements when you're not quite constipated but it stays stuck for about 30 seconds or so and is like really hard, then it comes out with a vengeance and you're all like "Is it over? I hope it's over!" and then more comes out!n
I refer to mine as a 'Trilogy' - also know as Brown Star Wars. A turd of such epic proportions, it has to be released in three instalments. The first can stand on its own as a complete adventure. The second links to the first, but has a dark, inconclusive feel generating an air of foreboding and leaving itself wide open for an unknown ending. The final chapter has drama, excitement and moments where I think all is lost, but good overcomes evil and peace is restored to my gut.
I wrote this poll; my own answer to it is "Sometimes two or more." Last night I had a most satisfying movement that came in three separate waves a couple of minutes apart; ended up with a dandy pile of turds. Even with that, I still had my normal morning b.m. today, but just one impulse or wave of poop.
It's never the same for me. Sometimes just one will do,but then there are times when im back in there 5 minutes later. My poop is quite mischievous when it wants to be
Just one here.
That is, unless I ingest the deadly combo of: beer, garlic, and olive oil. Then, it depends on how angry my gut is at me. _______ "Two percent of the population think; three percent of the population think they think, and 95 percent of the population would rather die than think."
I tend to get one "ice breaker", then the big daddy, and sometimes a little guy following up. Generally the Ice Breaker just serves to warm up the pipes, because the Big Daddy, if he comes first, is too much of a wide load for the ring, and can be painful, especially of he's a solid blunt one with peanuts or something in there. Usually Big Daddy poop is like a large log of wood and his head is already touching the bottom of the bowl as he's still making his way out, causing him to bend a little. Often, due to the need to take a deep breath and push all in one, if it is a very long Big Daddy poop and I need to pause the push and gasp a second breath in order to mount a second offensive push, it will have what is called a "breather ring" in the middle of it, where it narrows slightly as the sphincter contracts a little while I breathe in. I hope you find this information useful
_______keep wiping until you "draw an ace" (get a clean wipe)
Well, congrats for those of you that can poop a good poop just once. As for me, mine cut in half by my sphincter muscles most of the time. I will go and a bit comes out, then I can still feel the other half in there and usually won't come out till about 30 minutes or so, sometimes it helps to drink apple juice, but sometimes it doesn't. I pray that one day i will be able to crap normally in one crap and not half to go back a few minutes later and sit there waiting for the rest to come out. I had constipation since I was 3, I also have an anal fissure and hemroids. It really sucks to be me sometimes. I am fine until it comes to time to poop. I have been trying to control this with fiber, but it doesn't help. I really pray that I won't have to undergo surgery as I hear that it's alot worse after and it never really goes away. Thanks for hearing me. take care.
I have been having single impulses mostly lately, with a few exceptions. This morning was as usual: the movement started as soon as I sat down, and several fairly hard turds plopped in as the poop was coming out continuously. When that impulse stopped, I was done. After wiping, I looked in the bowl and saw at least half a dozen turds ranging from 3" to 6" or more in length, but they were all from that initial impulse. Occasionally when I go I have the first impulse but then I feel some more ready to come out, and it makes a second impulse. That happens now maybe once or twice a week.
Maybe it's something I'm eating the past few days, but I have been having more two- or three-impulse poop sessions. We ate out this evening, big meal (fish, etc.), and after we got back home, I had to poop; first wave, two medium-sized turds, then a pause; a few minutes later, a soft fart, then three more larger turds. That has happened at least four or five times this week. Tuesday (I think) I had one with three distinct impulses, a couple of turds for each.
Just one. I open the pod bay doors and let loose. Sometimes it takes a while. HAL gets mad when I don't drink enough water. _______Beware the shitticane. Election, 2008.
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