Polls
- Do you think a cook should abstain from farting while others who will eat the meal are within hearing distance? - 1460 votes - open
- Do you fart in front of your significant other? - 358 votes - open
- Poopreport of the Year 2010 - 358 votes - closed
- The Quiznos One Hour Challenge: Read The Page BEFORE You Vote... - 274 votes - closed
- You're sitting in a public place surrounded by strangers, such as the DMV. You move in your seat and make a farting sound. You: - 12822 votes - open
- The Poolitzer Prize: Vote for the 2009 PoopReporter of the Year - 123 votes - closed
- If your turds were a movie title, which would they most resemble? - 1185 votes - open
- Poop Report of the Year 2009: Vote Here - 161 votes - closed
- How do you remove excess anal hair? - 3088 votes - open
- Your toilet is broken and a plumber can't come until the next day. You really gotta go! What do you do? - 1974 votes - open
- What is the most unusual way you have been interrupted while pooping (crappus interruptus)? - 388 votes - open
- What's longest you've gone without changing your underwear, and why? - 1179 votes - open
- Who do you find yourself talking to about poop and/or other toilet-related topics most often? - 819 votes - open
- If you could design your dream bathroom using aspects from other parts of your home, what would they be? - 312 votes - open
- Which PoopReporter's home would you most like to poop in, and why? - 212 votes - open

my butt is leaky
March 25, 2004. 1,641 Comments