Other - With me this usually involves a trickier "combination" move. Here goes - shake shake shake, bounce bounce bounce (I broke 2 seats with that one) and then if that fails a little flick from the front with the TP finishes things off. move
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I usually try the shaking first, and if that doesn't work, I just try squeezing real hard. The last resort is to dab it with TP, because that usually just smears it around my asshole.
Once in a while, I'll have a long skinny one that hangs on, but those are obviously much easier to get to drop.

Reach between the legs and around the tackle, then using the thumb and forefinger pluck the offending turdlet off. Carefully pull hand back out and flick the turdlet onto the ceiling to join its many brothers.

Hey, TB. Is one of those brothers named Chad?
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Pinch it off...then wipe it off.

My brown cliff hangers are usually not more than a liquid drop or two, so the shake and drown method works.

I voted 'other" as well. I let the cat play with it for bit, he/she usually knocks it off with one or two swipes, then a grab the furry bastard (the cat) and wipe with great and enthusiastic vigor.

Maybe dabbing a little catnip on it if it's a real stubborn one.

i voted for the shake, shake, shake, but it's actually more like a combination of all of the above, with a little bit of rockin' thrown in.
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i love poop.

no need, part of the fiber in my diet comes from catnip, makes it easier to get the little fucker to join me in the shitter....catnip farts drive them wild!!!

Wonderpance, don't shake the little fella too much. You don't want to be accused of
STS (shaken turd syndrome).

I find a tea spoon useful to deal with any blockages

Step 1- Hobble down to the broom closet and remove vacuum cleaner. (Dyson works best, they suck up anything.)

Step 2- Spread legs over toilet, insert nozzle...

Well, you get the general idea.

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I've tried them all - nothing works really well. No matter what, when it comes time to wipe, you're going to use half a roll of toilet paper.

If the shake method doesnt work you have to take Postman's suggestion with the half a roll of TP.
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Shaking never works for me because I don't have ass hair, you gross fuckers.
It's never dingleberries - when I have one hanging, it's usually half inside my body. If I can't squeeze it out, I have to dig it out.
Seriously, take a razor and shave your butts.

I will not shave my ass hair you whining AC. As a matter of fact I just spent $70 for a perm and high lights.

$70??? Damn...I shelled out $175, but I got corn rows, and beads...Cat likes to play with them before getting to work.

I got my A.R.P. discount.

I've used the shake method and the bounce method. As a last resort I'll make a TP glove and go to town on a turd stuck in the back door.

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Bilge, you might just try tying the ass hair back in a pony tail before shitting. Maybe borrow one of the wife's scrunchys or barretts. It'll save a lot on hairdresser bills.

My most recent b.m., 5 minutes ago now, reminded me of another method that I forgot to include in the poll. After the main movement had dropped, I could still feel something hanigng on; so I pulled my buttocks apart a couple of times, and sure enough--a little plopper fell off. The wiping operation was surely briefer without it.

Hey MSG, just don't pull too hard, anal fissures remember?
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