Looking at poop in the bowl

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GottaGoGirl's picture
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Obviously, parents have to look at loved ones' poop, longer than we'd like to have to, in fact.

First post; yay me!


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Anonymous Coward's picture
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never knew others had poop concerns like myself. im a mom so i see "loads" of poop all day! but breatfed/newborn poop, it's still a little funky!

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The idea that looking at one's own poop is nasty is Victorian. Checking one's poop is a good health practice. Not only that--it's just been a part of you quite recently, a life process.

Ditto a loved one, if asked. A no-brainer to me.

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I enjoy checking out my turd and flushing when I'm good and ready. Guess you can say it's kind of a daily duty.

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Man if someone does a dump i demand that they leave it till i see it. I feel robbed if its small. i like em real big and juicy
poop out!

faece out!

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I always take a gander at the baby I've birthed. I don't care for others, but in a house of 4 with kids, I'm always having to pre-flush before doing my own business.

I have found that I do make the nicest turds in my household. Then again, for some reason, I always gotta peek into the porta potty bowls to see what's been happening. I'm always grossed out by what I see, but I still gotta peek!


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GottaGoGirl's picture
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Wow, PS! That's some curiosity quotient you've got there! Me, no, I don't want to see an accumulation of public poop. I try NOT to look down the hatch of Port-O-Johns.

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Of course I gotta look at my creations. Otherwise what would I record in my Turd Log?

GottaGoGirl's picture
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Okay, I'll bite. Your Turd Log? Doo tell!


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RE:Cyanocobalamin's comment. We've had posters on here before who have admitted that they keep turd logs or doo doo diaries. Can't see anything wrong with it.

Unless they think some New York publisher is going to sign them to a contract for it. Heh.

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I always look at my turds, because I always wonder just what happened. Occasionally I create something so unique that it blows my mind.

That in mind, I don't like to see what others leave behind. Unfortunately, poorly designed shitters, unreliable water flow, and the occasional prank force me to see the logs of others.

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In the interest of science, I selected option number 4.

keeping the whack in tally-ho...
Fartuituos!
Serenshittipy!

Fart Poopie's picture
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This poll reminds me of The Last Emperor... when the monks examine the child emperor's poop.

I have kids. I have to look at poop.

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I look at my poop every single time I shit. When I was a child I had several bouts of pinworm and I am always paranoid that I will find worms of some kind, especially when I live in a house with so many animals. Also, as TBW stated, it is for health reasons. Any changes, worms or otherwise, should be noted as they may be signs of some serious health problems.

Anyone who checked "ew" needs to ask themselves. "Do I look at the toilet paper when I wipe?" If you don't, you probably have skidmarks in which case you are far grosser than someone who looks at his/her poop. And if you do, YOU LOOK AT YOUR OWN POOP!!! Just face it!

I checked the option of looking at my own poop only. Not because I've never seen someone else's, I just don't make it a habit of looking at other people's poop. When Gordon is born I will be seeing plenty of that, though.

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GottaGoGirl's picture
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Oh, yes. Yes, you will. Mountains, rivers, fountains of it. But it doesn't matter; the Mommy Gene kicks in, and you won't care!

Okay, it's still gross, but worth it!
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Looking at other's dooky is an "aquired taste." But it's good to be grounded and to know deep in your heart of hearts that we're all the same. We all spew the same brown voodoo. Poop For Peace and then look at it."
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I always look at my deposit, just to make sure things are flowing the way they are supposed to. If someone wanted to show off thier poop, I might look depending on who it is (can't bust a good friend's ego), but once is enough for me. Once I've seen one, I've seen 'em all.
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I've never looked at anyone elses poop, but I always check my own. (I just assumed everyone did) Otherwise, you may feel like you launched some major turds, but you see you didn't, or vice-versa. It especially rewarding I feel like I have just barely pooped, and then I look down and see a major turd. This only happens when they slide out real easy.

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I always look at my own poop, and I look at any that someone else might have left in the bowl at work or in the mall. Just today I found a nice 8-inch No. 4 on the Bristol Stool Scale in one of the toilets. Naturally, I went ahead and flushed it; but I did enjoy seeing some unknown donor's nice healthy turd.

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Ahh I love the sighte of my crap. Especially if I've eaten Cheerios. Then my crap floats. Then I get those colorful craps, you know the ones, when you drink too much watermelon Gatoraid. My favorite loads are the pop-corn shaped pieces of shit. They are just too cute! Truth is, everyone looks at their own turds because you will never see that piece of crap you just made ever again once it's flushed.

Anonymous Coward's picture
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I always look at my own in the bowl after shitting. No particular reason for it. I've looked at the poop of a friend once. It's pretty amazing that what I looked at was exactly what he had had for dinner the night before and only up till recently had been trapped in his rectum.

Anonymous Coward's picture
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I like to look at my girlfriend's poop then touch myself.

prarie doggin's picture
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I actually stare at mine until they begin to look normal. Then quickly flush before reality returns.

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I look at my own and then only up to the point where they start climbing out of the bowl. Not being sure of their intentions as soon as I detect possibly hostile intentions, I flush.

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prarie doggin's picture
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Chief, you might want to do as I do and keep a
6-8 foot long railroad tie in the bathroom. That will quash any turd rebellions you may encounter.

Logman's picture
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Still being rather young, of course myself and my friends play the Turd Game. Any large specimens of Fudge Dragon must be presented in either digital picture format or shown in person. Of course, getting a picture sent to your cell phone showing off a ginormous turd can be shocking if at the wrong moment.

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I always check my turds to see if anything is unusual or abnormal. Of course, they are usually quite normal; but very rarely, I may see something that signals trouble, such as blood, or seeing food specks in the stool that indicate that my transit time is too fast. When those signs appear, they don't usually cause any physical discomfort, and without looking in the bowl I would not have detected them. I view my poo-viewing as an important way of verifying my own state of health.

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I just had the best looking poop I have had in probably five years. sollid yet not hard, consistent, lightly colored and a sinker. Two large chunks and it was all out. The best.

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How can anyone say they've never looked at someone else's turds? You've never went into a public toilet and seen a mess someone left behind? I guess I've dealt with shit for so long it doesn't phase me anymore. I looked down the hole of the drop toilet when we went camping last. There was a cell phone down there. Make's me think someone was trying to take a picture of the shit down there and lost their phone. It was right on top too. I enjoyed my mega dump about 10 times more than I normally would have.
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Postman's picture
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Of course you have to look at it. Otherwise how will you describe exactly how it looked to your family and friends?

grand poo ba's picture
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I always look an mine, i don't like to look at my wifes, but i amazed at my 5 year old, he sometimes lets loose a freight train! that being said, when i was single if i or my roommates broke the water line sans TP, we would run pants around the ankles to the other head for TP to leave the poo in all its granduer for all to see

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I look at my poo deposits regularly. I got to know what just come out of me. Today, it was blue blow spatter.
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Blind Mullet's picture
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I voted "only if someone tells me that I need to see this amazing shit".
I'm not into grogan-gazing per se, but if something out-of-the-ordinary, or just plain amusing comes along, then sure, I'll have a look.
Example: We had a chihuahua which once straddled a length of 2" plastic pipe (laying in the back yard), and the dirty little bugger actually shat along the top of the pipe!
A most unusual dog shit.
Wish I'd had a digital camera back then, and known about this site. I'd have shared it.
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If I had not heeded the request of a military room mate and looked at someone else's shit I would have missed one of the most amazing sights of my life. Check out the story I posted about a year ago,

My Brush With Greatness


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I do view my own and at times if Karen is with me doing her business, i might have a look if she talks about it, amazing when you can have a BM and it does not break apart as it passes through you anus, and winds up being extra long.

Postman's picture
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Who's Karen?

misspoopsalot's picture
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Postman, she is my partner.

Anonymous Coward's picture
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i am curious about my boyfriends poop and he thinks i am crazy and have a serious problem. What do you think?? It's not for sexual satisfaction either

sittingpretty's picture
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I think you are a true blue poopreporter. That's what I think.
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...And their flesh like dung. Zeph. 1:17

Anonymous Coward's picture
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I look too. Definitely keeps one in touch with reality. I'm amazed at how little correlation there is between the feel of a poop being dispatched, and the creation that is ultimately deposited in the bowl. My bowl seems to have a means of hiding smaller poops, as the gateway to the poop cemetary (so to speak) runs parallel to the ground for a good six inches before heading south. This cloaking effect can be quite discouraging I assure you.

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I look at my poop for health reasons, if for nothing else. I am an IBS sufferer, and I sometimes need to assess, what has come out of my butt. All I know is that each time I poop it "tells a story"

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In search of the ever evasive BM

ChiliKahKah's picture
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Gotta know if things are allright, so I take a quick look before the flush.

Postman's picture
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Looking at your own shit before flushing is one of the fun things about pooping. Gotta make sure there's no blood, and also have to check out the length before the flush.

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Of course I check my own accomplishments. When I was in elementary school, a friend and I used to scour the restrooms for unflushed turds, just for a laugh. Now, the very thought of finding a turd that isn't my own makes me a little nauseous. Everyone loves thier own brand, but even seeing Little Schitt's, shits, daily is more than enough OPS (other people's shit) for me.

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I'm sorta in the middle on this one. I almost always look at my own poop. I haven't seen any friends/relatives poop, but if a public toilet is unflushed (or a portapotty) I am curious and will look. Sometimes I wonder how badly the person needed to go and how much better they felt afterwards.

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As a teacher in a small school, I use the same restroom that the high school boys use. Once in a great while I find an unflushed bowel movement, or a part of one that didn't go bye-bye when the rest of it did. Not a problem; I just flush it and go about my business.

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MSG, I would have had all the students stay after school and do pushups until the guilty one admitted to leaving the offending turd unflushed. Punishment would involve some Mr. Clean and a toothbrush.

Probably why I'm not a teacher.

Frubert's picture
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Sometimes I like to poop into some toilet paper and have a real good close-up look, just to make sure there's nothing unhealthy about it.

prarie doggin's picture
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You're living life on the edge there Frubert. I like that.