Ladies: Stay tuned for our version, coming up next.

Trashing does the job. The older you get, the more work it takes... in all ways.

What's so funny 'bout poop, love, and understanding?

My grandmother used to tell me that my grandfather had often said, "No matter how much I wiggle and jiggle, that last drop always ends up running down my leg!"

Come to think of it, why would my grandmother report my grandfather's urinary humor to me?

I dunno. It just goes to show you that this has been an issue for men for a long time.

You can shake it, you can wag it,
You can pound it on the wall.
But only back inside your pants
Will the last drops fall.

At the urinal in a public place, my father taught me to wiggle my penis using both hands. I was about seven at the time and it has served me and my underwear well through the years. Occasionaly, if I'm in a hurry, my leg might take a little run-off. The grossest thing I've seen, however, in mens rooms is little children who are barely tall enough to reach the bowl of the urinal, allow their penis to touch the front of the bowl, and in one case, the little boy had his organ a little bit in the unflushed bowl as he went. The final shake I saw him give it exposed him to even more germs. His father, standing right next to him, complimented him on how well he completed his "number l".

I shake rattle and roll then blot. The advantage of this is that I can then use the TP to wipe the seat.

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Number One . . . I order you to take a number two.

I also find that if I sit to pee that when I start to stand there is a dribble effect. Very strange. Also sometimes when I stand up I need to pee all again. Anyone else experience this?

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Number One . . . I order you to take a number two.

I have a pretty effective system of keeping the escapee dribblers at bay.

While I blot with the toilet paper, I gently squeeze my tallywhaker, and thrust from back to front, until no more drops come out.
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Watch out for the deadly F4, though he's been gone since '53, he will be back.

Re: the matter of the little boy with his penis in the unflushed urinal--I've noticed newer facilities with one urinal closer to the floor. It's obviously designed for "wee ones." (Guess that's a pun!)
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Pulling My Pants Down For Peace, Plop and Posterity!

Gentle squeeze from the base, blot with toilet paper at the end. End with one shake for good measure.

a 16 gallon shop vac works well to suck out the last drops or just slam the toilet lid down 3 or 4 times on pedros head that usually drains the final drops out

Anonymous Coward: is your suggestion from 'The Aspiring Eunuch's Guide To Urination?'
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Pulling My Pants Down For Peace, Plop and Posterity!

yes big wiper it is i learned that trick drying out firehoses i figured it worked on hose that small why not give it a try

No matter how much you shake and dance, the last drop always hits the pants.

I always use tp, but when i was a kid I had yellow under shorts because I never did any thing but put it away realy fast.

First, ya gotta cup the sack...oh wait...thats something else. I wring it out like a wash cloth, and slam it in the door three or four times, catch it in the zipper, rip it out of the zipper, dance, scream and cry...and just go get fresh clothes.

Chuck is correct.

Hey Hey, My My:
Spot on your pants will never die

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If you understand the anatomy of the urethra - or at least the pathway it takes - you'll understand that the method I use produces a spotless, dropless tip. I haven't had a pee stain in my choneys in years. Since I can't post a diagram of the urethra from bladder to weenie, let me just say that it runs very much parallel to the "taint" before entering the hose proper. The "taint", if I need to spell it out, is the area where 'tain't ass and 'tain't balls. I can't get much more descriptive than that.
Well, yes I can, actually. Okay, you menfolk, when you get yourself a boner, have you ever noticed that the region of the taint gets firm as well? The corpi of the penis aren't only in the shaft. Okay, if you know what I'm talking about, next time you take a piss, try this:
Run your index finger upward from the taint toward the shaft of the penis, applying some pressure. How much pressure will be something you'll learn over time.
This will urge any fluids still in your urethra to exit. You might have to give the bellend a cursory flick of the finger to dislodge any tenacious drops, but trust me when I say that you'll have a very cleared out urethra.
If you need more description, I'll add this: When you ejaculate, there will be many times that not all the semen leaves the urethra. It will later drip out when you are flaccid. Have you ever done what I described above? That is, run your finger along the "root" of the penis, upward, applying pressure, to help exude the last little viscid drops? No? Well, then, give it a shot some time.
Your sheets will thank you. Your undies will thank you. And all of you will thank me for teaching you something that I have not yet been able to teach my wife. I laugh too hard when she makes an ineffectual attempt to "assist" me when I pee (yes, she's a nurse, and she finds it most amusing)and doesn't get the idea of what works for getting that damned last bit of wee out.
Give it a try.
Oh, and by the way, I know it's considered a bit effeminate by some, but you will have a lot less dripping if you sit to piss. You will also have a ton less splashing that lands on the rim and, eventually, the floor. Anyone who has a carpeted bathroom and still stands to pee is creating a disgusting petri dish of gummed ureic acid loving microbes. Ugh.

Rinsing is the best method, after your done pissing just grab a palm full of water from the sink and rinse your johnson off, this is why bathrooms with lockable doors or the handicapped stalls with their own sinks are choice. Don't get caught doing it though, or if you do you'll get odd looks, but hey at least my boxers don't stink like spoiled piss.

yup,

no matter how much you shake jiggle and dance
the last three drops always end up in your pants

Couple of good shakes and a flick. Ony more than that and you're just playing with it...

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-While having never invented a sin, I'm trying to perfect several.-

Bone Dry Boner, that is a great comment! Why don't you register here?

Hey thanks BDB, I understand now. The last description helped understand.

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"KOC -- the Cool Crapper" - Rat Droppings

Thank you, Dumpster. I'm already registered, but some times I prefer not to post under my registered name. I'd like to preserve the impression some have of me as being a little bit of a jerk at times, whether that's warranted or not.... either that, or I some times find that I'd rather post under a pseudonym more closely related to the theme of the post. I can never aspire to the lofty post totals of some of the veterans, so I'll just "scat"ter my posts when I have time to visit the site, and hopefully at times make a tiny contribution to the discussion without personalities being a factor. Signed, Bone Dry Boner, a/k/a, Brown Finger, a/k/a Surgin' General, a/k/a...well, you get the picture... (no, I'm not CEP, by the way)...

Now you have me wondering.

Bilgepump?

My goodness. Now I have this image of all you PR guys thrashing about wildly and doing cartwheels to get a few drops of pee out.

Not enough mind-bleach in the world...

Well, Ms. Poopie, we're very happy to help populate your fantasies. Along those lines, I add this:
I've found that I can get a pretty drop-free dicktip by pivoting my hips to get the old noodle swinging, gradually building to a crescendo, with the veiny third leg fwaappping against each hip, flinging all recalcitrant drops of wizz violently from their hidey hole.... of course, there's a bit of cleanup required (mirrors, walls, cabinets, etc.) so I only recommend this technique be used at work, in fast food restrooms, or on cross-country flights. Ha ha! I kid with you! I hardly ever do it at work!

Not I, Dumpy, but I rather suspect is our friend from the great white north.

No matter where I am away from home, I sit down to pee. I learned to do this in public when I was only 4 or 5 and my mom would take me to a stall in the ladies room and I would pee. Initially I wanted to stand but she taught me it wasn't fair to the next woman to have pee on the seat and that since men are notorious for not lifting the seat, I should just sit down.

In the upper elementary grades we had open stalls and a few of my classmates would whisper that I was gay, but I didn't let that dissuade me. At first I sat with my legs too close together (I didn't want to expose my small organ) and it was hard for me to get started. However, by middle school I learned that peeing came much easier when I sat farther back on the seat, spread my legs more and let my penis be the hose without my touching it. When I'm done, I slide more to the front of the bowl, wiggle it two or three times, but always always making sure it doesn't drape over the front of the bowl. I then take one square of toilet paper and gently dab the front.

By the time I was in high school I found sitting down had several advantages, even though the stalls in most of the restrooms were without doors. First, I avoided lines for the urinals. Secondly, since there were more stalls than users, I didn't have to worry about hurrying to get done, and occasionally I could take my shit in the same sitting. Third, the view of the wash basins was much better than standing at the urinal and being grossed out as the urinal bowl filled and filled, without often being flushed. There were a couple of stalls, however, I would avoid because the mirrors above the urinals were low enough to pick up some of the action in the stalls. To this day, and I'm 27, I still sit to pee in public and I doubt that I will change. The only difference, how, is that I get closed stalls. More importantly, my briefs and slacks are not stained and I'm able to get off my feet for a couple of minutes. Also, I have a six year old son in training!

You know, I was going to come up with a female pee version, but really, we just don't have this problem or anything like it. Girl pee polls are just weird, besides. I think I'll stick with poop polls.

Do girls really pee? I just thought y'all went into the restroom to talk about whose boyfriend was the cutest.

Oh... please do a female pee post, AB2K! It may not be quite so vivid an image as our male counterparts thrashing their tallywackers around.... but it would make for a few good laughs.

Umm, yeah, dumpster - girls really pee. And very often! Lately, it's been WAY too often for me!

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Rock-n-roll! Poopy-poo!

Women, if there's no separate survey, just start posting here.
I'll help you: As a male who has been on more than one occasion greeted by the acrid, ammoniac reek of a piss marinated pair of labia when my face was in that vicinity, I can tell you that not all women are finishing what they started when they squat to pee. It's not just a matter of them failing to clean up the area properly. Some of them apparently have little leaking events, either immediately afterward or at a later time.
I had a girlfriend who was a cleanliness freak and a germ phobe who generally always had a fresh, healthy air about her, but some times she just didn't seem able to get those last few drops out when she took a leak. I'm all for the occasional musky female aroma, but the diaperlike blast of a pudendum steeped in urine from earlier in the day is a bit of a mood killer.

There you go, girls. REACTION!!!!!

Huh. Good to know.

You know, call me unspontaneous, but when I have any reason to believe "that vicinity" will be given close scrutiny, I make sure to wander away for a moment of personal time, if you know what I mean.

With just what kind of ladies to you keep company?
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"NEVER. ENOUGH. BACON!"--GoBoy

Oh! And AB2K, I think you could still do the poll, even if the questions don't line up, exactly.
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"NEVER. ENOUGH. BACON!"--GoBoy

GGG, you took the words right out of my mouth.

Feminine Hygiene Advisor, have you ever seen movies where you know a couple is going to have sex and the woman steps into the bathroom saying, "I'm just going to slip into something more comfortable?" She's not just changing her clothes. She's in there making sure everything looks and smells pleasant.

If your partner isn't freshening up and you're willing to live with it, I suggest you save your passion until you can follow her into the shower. ;-)

Sounds to me like BDB's root-pressure technique might be coaxing the last stubborn drops past the prostate. That's a good tip, but here's another one, guys. If it seems like more than a few drops are produced this way, you might have a slight case of PH (prostatic hyperplasia); an enlarged prostate. Just something to keep in mind. My last drop(s) technique...? A couple of strokes, base to tip, followed by a good shake. Seems to serve me well.

I just strike a yoga pose, and suck the last few drops in to my nose. For years, I have been trying to get this pose right. I only need about another half inch before I reach my goal. In the meantime, I am putting it to good use.
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Fudgepump, meet SamDamnit. SamDamnit, meet Fudgepump. What with the stroking and nose sucking, I'm surprised you're not already members of the same club!
Had no idea this whole "good to the last drop" stuff had such an erotic aspect.
As for me, I just wring my thing like a wet towel....probably should cut back on that, because it's starting to look like a screw!

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Livin' La Vida Caca!

Clearly, "erotic" is in the mind of the reader. If you got a jolt out of my post, Recto, try Googling "cow milking techniques". That should have you typing one-handed for hours. BTW, don't let Sam fool you: he HAS perfected his technique, and he hasn't left his home for several weeks.

What the hell has this got to do with poop? Did I miss something here?

I sternly shake my wet tipped wanger,
To rid that stubborn one drop hanger.
Who persistently refuses to fall
Or fly against the restroom wall.
Why, pray tell, last drop of pee,
Dost thou cling so firm to me?

Anonymous coward: It has nothing to do with poop. However, like a shark, this web site must continue moving forward or it risks dying. Expanding into the Pee Report arena is a logical broadening of scope. Of course, other than aroma or color, there aren't as many memorable pees.... but still, excretory functions are all fascinating. Please check again soon when vomit.com, heavy perspiration.com, badbreath.com, runnynose.com, and earwax.com are up and running. Ain't no stoppin' this train!

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Livin' La Vida Caca!

Recto: I don't know if it's still active, but fart.com used to have all kinds of audio clips for our listening pleasure.

Fudge, I believe there's also a site called ratemyfart.com that has some hilarious audio of farts, although some of them are clearly fakes made with someone's mouth. Haven't checked it out in a while, but after ratemycameltoe.com stopped showing nude camel toes I needed someplace to post my rating s of something, anything, you name it. There's also ratemypoop.com, and probably a dozen or more other ratemy[fillintheblank] web sites. Some are hilarious, especially ratemyschlong.com.

Uh, how did we get off the subject so badly?

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Livin' La Vida Caca!

There is still The Camel Toe Report, which, though but a pale reflection of this great site, nevertheless contains some awful pictures of, as well as some biting social commentary on, peoples' lack of sartorial sense in the lower crotchelary region.

I just grab the offending member and choke him til he pukes. Then I have a viscid white liquid rather than a yellow thin liquid to contend with.

No wonder penises are so peculiar. You would be too, if you hung around with a couple of nuts all the time.

Gilbert blots it with toilet paper. He can't stand the yellow stains in the underwear. Plus, smelling piss in the bedroom is a definite turn-off for me.

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If a man farts and no one's around, does he make a sound?

It's gross and probably as clean as sitting on a urine-laden public toilet seat, but I've seen several guys in both high school and now in college simply rub the head of their johnson on the sides of the urinal. I'd rather risk the stains in my boxers. My girlfriend said she's seem similar disgusting things such as sorority sisters sitting right down on urine-covered toilets and not thinking anything of it. Human mops???

Since I now drive and it's been cold, I've had to pick my kid brother up at his middle school. When he wasn't ready in the lobby, another student said he was in the restroom. It was an open stall bathroom. While I waited for my brother who was taking a shit, I couldn't help but notice a much younger boy in another stall who was peeing sitting down and then flicking and wiping his penis over the front of the bowl as if it was a cigarette. Gross indeed! And he didn't even wash his hands or flush when he left the stall!

All this technique talk has made for some really funny mental images, thanks guys....

Ok, here's a question I've always wondered about and this looks like as good as any place to ask it (AND brings poop back into the equation!):

Do men (and other women for that matter) have that last bit of pee, about 6 cc's worth that only comes after a dump is complete? I always know when I'm done crapping because no matter how much I've emptied my bladder during a shit, there's that last tinkle to signal the end. Sometimes you think you're done crapping, but that piss doesn't come and lo and behold, some more crap comes along. It signals the end very time (and helps with having a moistened first swipe of the TP).

I've always wondered if guys got that phenomenon as well....and finally I have people to ask!!!!

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'Hey that sounds pretty nasty, how about a courtesy flush over there?' (AP1)

I do all of the above after a pee: shake, rattle and roll, squeeze, twist, get rid of the last drop and wipe off with the TP But then when I'm back in bed, a few more drops appear, and always when I want to appear, if not exactly cool, then at least clean and tidy, to my companion! Any more tips on how to avoid this delayed and slightly damp embarrassment? Or should I consult a medic?

Very simple. This is one of the only useful things my dad ever taught me. Put your finger behind your ball sack and press in an upward motion a couple of times. Ive had clean undies ever since.

"I gently squeeze my tallywhaker, and thrust from back to front, until no more drops come out."

That's not disposing of the last few drops, h1; that's masturbation.

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Deja Poo - Because this shit's so strange, it couldn't ever have happened before.

Yes, Nine. I use the squeezing out effect of standing from a sit to my advantage. When already standing, i try to squeeze it out with my butt and leg muscles.
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Isn't this a glorious site? Finally, a place where people can discuss the important things in life.

Here's a last resort tip: If you've tried the above strategies, and still have problems removing the last few mililiters of liquid waste, you may want to consider diapers, or pads. If are really afraid of stains, you may try a catheter. Just attatch the tube to a bag and tape it to your leg.

Just hook the catheter from your dick to your stomach. You'll never have to worry about leaks, and you'll never be thirsty again.

a wild thrashing maybe some banging whatever it takes i hate piss soaked underwear

I just shake a time or two. Also, I've discovered that when I'm wearing underwear (boxers)it's much easier to pee without any "incidents" if I pull my dick out through the leg of my shorts rather than pulling it out through the usual opening.

I just stand, pull my penis out pee and to get rid of some of the drops i shake 1 or 2 tiems. But no matter how much you try you'll always get a drop or 2 in your underwere. :O
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You can shake it
pound it squeez it
You can hit it on the wall
But you gotta put it in your pants
to get the last drop to fall

I had a nose hair implanted near the tip.
When the last drop starts to fall, everyone near me nears "SNIFFLE!!!"

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You have the right to remain Silent but Deadly....

I just stand at the urinal, and when I'm done, to get that last drop away, I shake vigorously a couple of times. I that still doesn't work, I bang my dick against the side of the urinal.

I hate it when men use the stall just to piss and get the toilet all messed up for when normal men need to use the stall for what it was meant for. Men should use the urinals to piss, that's what they are there for. People who are afraid of using urinals around other men need to grow up. I just one of those things us guys need to get used to.

I'm glad to hear other guys having trouble with the last few drops not coming out until they put it back in their underwear. I have that trouble, but if I happen to be wearing gym shorts, I can drop my dick down and out the bottom on one of the legs of the shorts, and then shake it.That gets every last drop out.

I have a rather large welding vise that I use. This requires a short walk from the bathroom to the garage with my pants down. A half a dozen turns or so with the handle and I can return my winkie to my underwear a subdued dripless member.

I saved the wringer from an old wash tub...couple of runs through and I'm good to go.

i like dripping the last bit on my underwear.. to me it feels cool and manlier..

AC, I think the ladies should have an answer for you on that. Girls, is there nothing more of a turn on than to grab your mans cold wet crotch?

I don't shake my dick after pissing, so my boxers are usually yellow and wet a bit. If I'm in a hurry, I just put it back before I get that one last squirt.

I have no problem at all in this area. I had prostate surgery several years ago to correct a urine retention problem. I was retaining 1 liter in my blader all the time. After corrective surgery I still retain 1/2 liter so I must use a catheter several times a day.
After self catherization I am completely empty and need no flopping, shaking, flipping, wagging, or any of the other aforementioned methods of freeing one's johnson of the last drop of dew.

I had a friend in the service who said a commode seat fell and mashed his son's little weenie. The young lad cried and asked his mother to kiss it and make it better. She replied, "you're getting to be just like your father!"

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Eat chilies and feel the burn!!

Grab it and shake it.

Chief, I heard that as a joke about the weekly poker game. 4 year-old kid runs in holding his crotch in tears. Dad asks "What happened?"
"The toilet bit my pee-pee, Daddy... Kiss it better!"
Not one man laughed as the Dad took his son to the bathroom and made sure everything was O.K.
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You have the right to remain Silent but Deadly....

Another funny thing about the male urethra is that it is slightly wider behind the glans and that wide space holds a couple of extra drops. If you milk it forward from behind the glans, you will usually get rid of the drops that fall out when Mr. Happy is returned to your pants.

When we went to PE lesson in high school, some boys had really dirty underpants. They had yellow stains all over their boxers. Even shaking is funny in a school urinal, and the norm is to put it away as fast as possible. Sometimes they cut the jet with the zipper. Do you experienced the same?

I haven't wiped my dick since I was six. If I wear light pants, I shake a bit otherwise the stain hit through. In my black jeans, like today, I just let it drip in my boxers. Actually I feel a chill stain in my boxer briefs right now because I peed a few minutes ago. Well, in what condition are your undies now?

At home I use toilet paper to pat and wipe the piss slit. At a public urinal I shake it four or five times. I do not like pee drops in the underwear---almost as bad as skid marks behind

I don't waste my time with waiting for the last drops, just let them soak in my boxers and go. I haven't seen any guys who wipe, my friends just shake once or twice. I don't really care if I have piss dribble in my undies, I got used to the wetness on my dick like many guys, since I almost never shake. If I wear tighty whities, the left side becomes all yellow quickly, and sometimes I see the piss spreading around the boxers fly when I zip back. It's just a part of being a man. If you change your underwear daily and wash your hands after pissing, you're OK.

You people are disgusting with your yellow boxers. How can you stand to sit in that all day? And the smell? After a while it must collect!

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Well, you don't actually blow on it. That's just an expression.

I just don't pay attention to the damp stains, Shit Volcano, they don't disturb me at all. As above the 'I let my underwear absorb the wetness' option got the most votes, I think boys are just habituated to cool their willies this way. Otherwise it may have biological causes too, because genitals need a bit lower temperature than the other parts of our body, that's why we have them out of the body. Higher temperature can cause impotence. If we hide them in the pants, maybe they need some making cold like when you're sweating in summer to avoid overheating. Putting it away hastily with a final pee squirt running down the balls feels like an instinctive movement for me, while girls need the opposite to protect the uterus so they wipe. But I'm not a doctor.
Anyway, most dudes usually keep their dicks in some half-dried pee stains, admit it or not.

That's why I wear boxerbriefs. They soak up loads of drops so the stain won't appear on my jeans. Traditional boxers don't have a second layer and let your penis fall on your leg where your pants quickly press out the pee from your undies so everybody will see that you come from the urinal. It's really embarrassing. I also don't shake, but my jeans are never stained, only my underpants. Another trick is to put your left hand in your pocket when you pee, and catch your undies crotch with it for some seconds when your dripping tube arrives in it, so it won't reach your pants until the stains finished their spreading. After that it won't hit through.
For Bikerguyupperlands' question: I'm dry now, I only have some small dried yellow stains.

If my martinis are dry enough, the last bit of wee is just dust anyway.

Then you can be self-baby-powdered.

After reading the post of Girlie Guy Gary (12.13.2006) and some of the other comments, last week I switched to sitting down to pee. I tend to wear light-colored slacks frequently for my job and I got to the point where I was sick of splatters on my slacks from peeing at the urinals. Also, at age 25, I don't like the hassle of having to take the back aisle and stay in my office cubicle for 10 or 15 minutes because I have a quarter-size "last bit of pee" stain to hide. Also, for time purposes there's almost always a stall open whereas lines for the urinals are freequent. When seated, I'm less nervous to finish up fast and in most cases I have the advantage of toilet paper to do a fast wipe for that "last bit of pee." The woman to whom I am engaged, however, sees it just the opposite. She rarely will sit on a public toilet and is in favor of female urinals. However, on a couple of occasions in the past year she has had accidents and wet herself while waiting in line in public restrooms. Nothing's perfect, I guess!

This forum is really funny, guys. I always wipe and keep myself dry, but you non-shakers reminded me for the good old 90's when I was a teenager. I also used the stall at that time in school because of wiping, but sometimes I tried to give it up, use the urinal and at the end just throw my still spraying cock in my briefs fast like my schoolmates usually did. It was strange to sitting through the lessons and writing with soaked briefs sticking to the penis like the other boys used to, and showing up in stained underpants in the locker like my classmates. I felt like I had a hole on my pants over my willy and I would be nude only on my most private part. It was a free, but embarrassing feeling, and after 1-2 days I always returned to wiping.

One hundred years ago many urinals had toilet paper, and more men wiped then nowadays, but between the two wars the communal TP became prohibited in urinals because it caused infections. Maybe the health officers thought that men would use their own hankies, and didn't count on guys give up wiping so easily. Then came the "more than three shakes are a wank" and other sayings, and in the last years jeans with darker zones around the fly and between the legs are brought in fashion - they hide stains well. I wonder what comes next. Take out your boxers and pee through it, because if you show your dick you're gay?
I heard the "only gays wipe" prejudice, and I just laughed at it. I'm gay and I shake, earlier I had a boyfriend who just let it drip and had long, narrow flows on his boxers. The only man about whom I know he wipes is straight, he does it because his girlfriend requests.

So when I do the laundry, that's why I can collect my two sons' undies so easily because the yellow fronts are lighting. After all I feel relieved seeing how common is this. Guys, only your decision - it's not me who have to wear them all day.

We are slobs, guys, to tell the truth. One of my friends earlier wiped his dick, but we teased him for it until he stopped it. The poor boy had hard days at first, frequently tried to move his willy to a dry area in his underwear, but later he accepted it and now he just puts it back dripping, so naturally like he would always do it. Why didn't we let him to be clean? It's a shame that we even spread carelessness.

I never knew there were so many leaky dicks in the world.

I employ a Thai girl as a bathroom attendant at home, she sucks the last few drops off.

In a public toilet I`ll wipe the end on the shirt of the guy next to me.

As healthy1 and Deja said - more than 2 shakes is a wank.

My sister works in an office and her desk is in front of the mens room's door. Once she told that there are 3 guys who frequently come out with a wet patch on the crotch. One of them, a young guy who started to work this year sits not far. My sister wrote a short letter with her colleagues about the leadership's decision that they won't pay clothing allowance for men who don't shake after urinating, and put it on his desk. They saw his horrified face when he was reading it. The best part of the story is that he has got no wet spots since the letter.

More than 2 shakes is a wank!?!?!
I heard that you could shake it once for each day of the month before your birthday.
Seeing as my birthday is on the 29th, I never have a problem with after-dribble.

BM - there must be a few raised eyebrows from your fellow pissers if you give your wanger 28 shakes.

My birthday is on 26th January, but I didn't do 25 shakes after peeing in my life altogether. We could compare our habits with our astrological signs, Aquarius is a wet sign hehehe.
Thunderbox is right, more than 2 shakes and you're playing with it. Boys have wet spots and live with them. You should get used to this instead of shaking so many times. I never heard my friends saying after-dribble is a problem, although they have it after every piss, sometimes it hit through their jeans too. I wish you the last ten drops to be the biggest problem in your life, Blind Mullet.

OTHER- I have an aged piercing that kinda confuses the flow. For me, taking a pee is like playing the flute. I have to sit, then check which hole it came out of.

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Did I just fart?.... Oh shit! NO!!

I feel the wet stains after every use of the urinal. I just piss, tuck it away and go, never dry it in any way. My average pee stain size is about 2-3 inches on the boxers, over my left leg where guys normally leave those dribbles.
The worst after-dribble I've ever seen was my classmates' - I waited for the one and only locker room toilet and urged him. When he opened the door and came out he got a bit more pee what spurted through his boxers in a short jet and landed on the floor, almost on my knees. He didn't even recognize it.

BM, 28 shakes and I'd have more than pee dribble to contend with.

BVC's comment reminded me of the old joke about the 2 fellas out shooting.
As they're climbing through a fence, the .410 goes off and shoots one guy's dick full of holes. The other guy says "Don't panic, I'll get you over to my sister's house"
The shot guy says "Is she a doctor?"
The other guy says "No, she's a piccolo player, and she'll show you how to hold it so you don't piss all over yourself"

When I was younger I didn't shake after pissing. I also started peeing too fast and the first squirt usually landed in my boxers. If it showed on my jeans, I hid it with my T-shirts so nobody could see it. Later I decided to be more careful and it's more comfortable too, but my older boxers are still yellowed a bit (it's impossible to wash them out completely).

At home I shake 3-4 times, at the urinal I just put it back. My brother always shakes it for a long time, although he's the only one with this among our friends. He said to us that we should go back to the kindergarten with our watermarked underpants. Once we fooled each other in the locker with some friends and compared our piss stains. Mines were in average size (1 inch) and a sporty guy won the "competition" whose crotch was completely yellow and half-wet.

I talked with a Northern African guy about this who always wipes the last drops because of his religion. He said that originally washing is prescribed but it's not always possible. According to him shaking is European, in Northern Africa there are two types: many religious guys wash/wipe while the others tuck it away fast without doing anything. He said that the European habit is more practical but more controversial too because being dry is expected after only some shakes. In his school non-religious boys had heavily yellowed underpants which didn't count as an accident like it would in Europe, it was natural and only meant that they didn't keep the rule.

i never realized that this was not only experienced by me, but by all men