Where is the option that says, 'It varies with what I eat'?

and where is the option for colour? i sometimes have the most lovely colour of mauve when i hang a deuce after my favourite foods. lol

TBW: The poll is for "usually." That means pick the turd option that applies to you most often.

Brown Eye: Maybe I will make that the next poll. One subject at a time.

Ah, AB2K, the life of a pollster is tough -- everyone wants a category just for them. Let me just say that I had no problem finding a suitable option for what usually happens, though I can certainly identify with ever single description. Nice job.

I'm a little worried about those who "just piss out their ass." Damn, to never have the satisfaction of a well-baked muffin must be tortuous.

It kind of depends of what I eat. But not really. I never touch them. I wouldn't know. Ususally they're pinched at the ends, so mushy I guess.

Those guys who "just piss out the ass" probably are on anti-biotics or they drink too much/eat too much junk food. IBS may also cause this.

once i eat bread or potatoes i ll use the toilet atleast 3 times aday.it will practically pour out of me

Yes, it depends on what you eat and where you are. When I come home to NWPA from Japan, my guts revolt and my shit turns to peanut butter....

Happy trails,
L. Wrong
Chairman & CEO, PPK Industries

I had some Chinese noodles on my flight to Hong Kong a few months ago. The damn things made my poop black and sticky. Plus it smelled just like an electrical fire!

Assuming my IBS is not acting up, I belong to the "round and firm" group.
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Jammin' lo'flo's since 1977.

My poopie has always been controlled by my hormones. Loose at beginning and end of period, and during ovulation, formed and quite nice otherwise. Three times a day when loose, once a day otherwise. Am I alone here, or does everyone just love a great cleansing poopie !

Amen to the hormone thing, sister.

I'll just leave it at "My turds usually come out." At least I think they do. As much as everyone tells me my head is up my ass I think I would have seen some if they didn't come out.

Usually my turds are usually nice and firm. However, when I get constipated, I have the long, small kind of squishy little turds that are hard to pass. Haven't had a real hard one in quite a long time.