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How often do you visit PoopReport?

Posted 11.18.2008 by Dave (11977)





Assnonymous Buttlery (not verified) -- 11.18.2008

rss ftw baby!!!

sittingpretty (2332) -- 11.18.2008

I visit PoopReport Other times. On Tuesday Thursdays Saturday and Sundays for hours. It is what I do when I'm in pain, on the pot, in heat therapy, waiting to see a doctor, sometimes on break at work, after work on Monday Wednesday and Fridays. The more stress I feel, the more I feel the need to laugh at poop reports.
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...And their flesh like dung. Zeph. 1:17

Bilgepump (2776) -- 11.18.2008

I'm here several times a day, but I have an obligation of sorts here, and my presence, while not needed, I'm sure is welcomed, by other mods. There are always tons of comments waiting approval from guests and non-registered folks. And this is where I get to see what my dearest internet friends are up to daily.
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The proper order is kiss me, then go smell the other dog or cat's butt. I cannot stress this enough.

loaf pincher (125) -- 11.18.2008

Thia time a year until about febuary several times a day (10-15) my wife and i own a largew ranch/farm and this time of year things are slowing down and we don't have 8000 to 9000 head of cattle to check on daily so i spend my time in my office on the internet by far on this site more than any.

Mrs. Mad Crapper (1120) -- 11.18.2008

oh at least twice a day. I just love it here, between the comments and the stories I'm always laughing at something.

Pillsbury Dirt Bag (61) -- 11.18.2008


I usually visit once a day but at the end of the day. Its a relief to log on after a hard days work, almost as relieving as a log out (if you catch my drift)
PDB

DR T (22) -- 11.18.2008

Since I found this site, I enjoy making this my last stop of the night before taking my last dump of the day. Things seem to mooove easier after an hour or so here!

Logjam (2805) -- 11.19.2008

A few times a day. For me, it's like doing a white balance on a camera. A quick glance at PR's god-awful color scheme resets my equilibrium, prepares me for the next couple hours of turbulent surf.

daphne (4405) -- 11.19.2008

I usually check in when I get up and before I go to bed to see if anything needs modding and to approve forum applicants.

I am a loyal minion.

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.....hugging bunnies since 1969
www.daphneszoo.com

Thunderbox (1379) -- 11.19.2008

I`m on several times a day Monday to Friday, 9am to 5pm, as a kind of therapy from the insanity of work.

Poonanza (100) -- 11.19.2008

I go once a day, AFTER work. Right when I get home in the morning, but well before I go to bed. This site is much more satisfying, I find, at about 0800 than in the evening. It usually makes me go to cuz I usually chew on a soft snack while I read 4 or 5 stories, and the inspiration is moving. A Pavlov's anus kind of thing.

Chuck (300) -- 11.19.2008

I should visit PoopReport more than I should. Right now, about three times a week still leaves an unsatisfied, something is missing feeling.

Chuck (300) -- 11.19.2008

oops...second "should" = do

phatmanxxl (514) -- 11.20.2008

I love this site! I'm on at least 2 or 3 times a day checking for new front page content!

Postman (819) -- 11.20.2008

At least once a day,in the morning before work. More often on days off and the weekends, that's usually when I make most of my snide comments.

prarie doggin (3905) -- 11.20.2008

Postman how about in the gloom of night?

Postman (819) -- 11.20.2008

PD, don't forget about the rain and snow.

ChiefThunderbutt (2788) -- 11.20.2008

Hey! Both you guys forgot the sleet!


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Eat chilies and feel the burn!!

Postman (819) -- 11.20.2008

Chief, sleet is bad, but freezing rain is much, much worse.

Nine Inch Log (564) -- 11.21.2008

When not in the middle of crazy projects I am usually on PR 5-6 times a week. Usually from my crackberry as I walk to work or when I take the dog for her walks.

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Number One . . . I order you to take a number two.

baron von crapalot (649) -- 11.22.2008


Not nearly as much as I should doo, butt I doo intend to rectumfy this ASAP.

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Did I just fart?.... Oh shit! NO!!

wonderpance (670) -- 11.25.2008

i've been busy lately so i haven't made it to the front page very much. but i still check the forums at least once or twice a day, but not always on weekends. i'm on the computer all day, so i don't usually get on the computer at home unless i have to.

i post the polls for Dave, so when i do make it to the front page, i usually only see the poll.

but i won't be busy forever, and then i'll have a ton of catching up to do! again!
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i love poop.

The Shit Volcano (3817) -- 12.14.2008

Had to check "other". Recently I haven't been on as much due to work changes.

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I found Jesus! He was behind the sofa the whole time!

Leaky Bowel King (458) -- 01.03.2009

I get on every shit I get. Which for me is 8-10 times daily. I spend a lot of time on the pot, and therefore on Poop Report on my blackberry. Of course, I have gotten caught in the middleof a good story at work and not to get finished, so I have read it while driving home severl times.

sittingpretty (2332) -- 01.03.2009

Since I have been on sick leave for the last couple of weeks, I get on PooReport a lot. I'm stuck like Squatn.
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...And their flesh like dung. Zeph. 1:17

sittingpretty (2332) -- 01.03.2009

I mean I'm stuck like Leaky.
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...And their flesh like dung. Zeph. 1:17

prarie doggin (3905) -- 01.03.2009

I'd rather be stuck squatting, than stuck leaky.

Leaky Bowel King (458) -- 01.03.2009

I'd rather not be stuck at all. Spending 3-6 hours of my 18 waking hours in the bathroom, I get plenty of time to think about what I'd rather be doing than sitting on the pot. But at least I can make it thru the nite. I have had some close calls but I make it. I dunno how you do it, SP. That'd be like wakin up to a really REALLY bad wet dream.

super pooper (8) -- 01.03.2009

I'm always on here...just started leaving comments recently tho. This site counts as my humor for the day.


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"someone SHIT on the coats!"

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