For me, not long after breakfast and just after arriving at work.

Yep, its that time again when my arse is starting to bulge, my ring is quivering with anticipation, and the turtle`s head`s about to break through.

The office bogs are going to take a slattering.

For me, you can't beat curling a honking great turd out whilst getting paid.

Nothing like a good 'ol beefy welcome home poop after holding it in driving around town all day.

much better to poop at work and use their toilet paper. Plus i don't have to clean the bowl.

I voted for the morning because I like to start the day out light. Although I have to agree with phat as well!

Hi all. I'm new here to the toilet, whats going on??

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Beers,

Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to poop happily..

I also voted morning, however I tend to go in shifts. Mainly after a good evening of cheep beer.

Beers,

"Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to poop happily.."

i mentioned on another poll that i'm a mostly morning pooper. the first one right after i wake up isn't always as satisfying. i try not to spend too much time on the toilet at this time because i allot myself a certain amount of time to get ready, and if i stay on the toilet for too long, i'll end up running late. therefore, i'll cut myself off sometimes when i could probably poop some more.

by the time i've finished my coffee at work, i'm ready for a good poop which is usually a little more satisfying.

but now that i'm thinking about it, my first poop is usually cleaner. i think the coffee makes my second poop more messy, and it requires more wiping, which i don't enjoy.

now i'm conflicted!
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i love poop.

(sigh) I seem to be in constant conflict with Ms Pance suddenly. The morning poop, after that first cup of coffee, right before the shower...with what pretends to be the local newspaper...I"m good for about 4 hours after that...blissful, happy, joyous, and free. Then the world and life start, and I happen across other humans, and they fuck it all up. Oh wait, thats Dumpy's line, sorry.

I'm definitely a mid-morning shitter. Generally, I take a dump after I've been at work for about 1-2 hours. Also, sometimes I'll take a dump in the evenings, which really makes for a restful nights sleep.
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Yo quiero Taco Bell.

Im kind of in a bind here the morning dump is great BUT I also enjoy the good welcome home crap which can be a bit of a surprise BUT no less satisfying. The morning dump is always a sure thing though with me.
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The Thunderous Crapper 63 Enjoying home toilet advantage since 2004!

I think the mid-morning is by far the most satisfying. End of the day, before bed time, is the least. But being as irregular as I am, I just have to take what comes and be thankful!

My early-morning poop is something I can count on, a steady and enjoyable performance. Any other during the day is a bonus, such as the nice 2 turds and change I managed soon after luch (at work) today. I'll take a healthy movement whenever I can get it, but I do look forward to that early morning session.

I would have to say that the welcome home dump is the greatest of all time. When your in class or at work and you know its coming but its toward the end of class/shift you want to hold it in. It just so nice to come home and have your own personal shitter waiting for you to drop one down in its mouth, like a kinky school girl.

I have to say the most satisfying for me is the morning poop. 9 times out of 10, this takes place at work. I seem to do my best, after I have my morning coffee and breakfast, and a little help from my friend Amitiza...I would have to say the before bedtime shit is my second most favorite_______

In search of the ever evasive BM

love the site...
i voted "welcome home" cuz i go to school and if u do it at school it smells bad. Its nice to poop in ur own toilet.

My favorite potty time is right before bed. The Things are asleep, the dogs have all been out already and are ready for bed, the cats have eaten, and the house is quiet. I can put my butt on the seat with whatever catalog came in the mail or the latest Fangoria, turn on the fan, and zone out for a few.

Then I can crawl under the covers and sleep poop-free. It's nice.

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.....hugging bunnies since 1969
www.daphneszoo.com

REM should write a song about my favorite poop. "Night Pooper"! I usually like to do my doody right before bed because my poop tends to throw loud parties at all hours of the night. It's best to evict them before they crank up the Black Eyed Peas and Pussycat Dolls. Or worse, invite their friends. I have enough trouble sleeping as it is!

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Beware the shitticane. Election, 2008.

I used to work in a downtown office. As I had hemmrhoids at the time the bowl would look like Antietem after the battle. I used to love to drop a ginormous load and switch stalls to wipe. Occasionally I would hear somebody walk in and groan in disgust followed by a loud flush...

There's nothing better than the before bed poo. I actually missed it last night and woke up at 4:30 a.m. with horrible stomach cramps.

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Merry feeking Christmas and a crappy New Year to all!

For me, the late morning poop, after the daily cup of coffee, is the best. It's proof that everything is working normally. It's usually good-sized, well-formed, doesn't waste a lot of time coming out, is relatively easily wiped up after, and its departure leaves me feeling happy and productive.

Came across this site by accident and I must say, what a breath of um, fresh air. Isn't pooping wonderful? My favourite has to be the welcome home poop, but any poop is always welcome :)

I am going off the board here. My favorite poop predeces any distance run or race. Debember 6 through 8 I added fiber and fruit to my diet as body fuel for a Saturday marathon. I had four days of large, long, solid, impressive poops. Those larger than usual evacuations helped me to a Boston Marathon qualifying time.

I voted for late night. It has to do with something psychological that goes on inside my head... I absolutely can't sleep if I don't feel absolutely clean everywhere. Even if I just took a shower, say at 6:00, and had to be somewhere at 7:00 in the evening, church service, dinner with folks, whatever it is... as soon as I get home, if I go to bed, I shower again. It's weird... I can't help it. I sleep better if I feel washed off. By the same token, I also sleep better if I feel washed OUT... if you know what I mean. Thus, the late-night before-bed visit does me more good than the others.

Also I'm almost a germ-phobic so I avoid public and office restrooms like the plague... if I don't do it in the morning, I wait until I get home that night, unless it's an emergency. So, middle-of-the-day and after-lunch are usually out.

I don't take morning poops. I used to, but now I don't have 15 minutes to drop a load before I leave for school. I usually have to hold it in for about 90 minutes until the end of 1st period, and by that time, it comes out with a several megaton intensity.So far, I have clogged 2 or 3 school toilets.

I love the sanctity of my own house and my own toilet. especially after i have been traveling around for my job and having to shit in porta-podies all damn day.

the welcome home poo is the best one.

Doesn't anybody else feel like there's a huge load off their shoulders (or colon) when you get a poop out of the way early in the morning in your own place? Then you don't have to worry about where you will be when you have to go later. Even if you go a couple of times a day, that first one being out of the way eases all of the others.

I take my dump in the morning, usually just before I leave for work. A good shit in the morning is a great way to start the day.