41 year-old RN & nursing school graduate from Cal State Hayward. Now working in state psychiatric hospital, get to ask patients about their last BM several times a day! [More description is better, tell me all about the coiling toilet bowl cobra you stood up to discover!]
Preference for pooping only at home. Strange bathrooms of questionable hygiene are not conducive to an enjoyable poop experience. Usual output: two poops per day, seldom have diarrhea, never constipated, first poop of the day like clockwork: 20 minutes after awakening without fail. I have a tabby kitten whose poop I inspect daily "looking for buried treasure" in the sandbox.
Likes: A nice large solid poop with minimal paperwork really makes my day! Bask in the post-poop feelings. Women who don't shave/trim their biscuits (natural fur is best). Medical and nursing science. Cats. Identifying turds found while out hiking [who did dat poop?].
Dislikes: Sharts. Precursor farts (small, really foul farts just before a poop emerges). Lower abdominal cramps that precede the infrequent bouts of diarrhea. Messy cleanup after a sticky/greasy turd. Finding dog poop (on my boots) while hiking. Any dog under 30 pounds (worthless yappy mutant of rodent lineage).
PoopReport.com is a community with a unique agenda: we are an intellectual poop site. A salon. A brokerage house that specializes in a specific category of humor: brown humor (vs. gallows humor or black humor). We explore, even meditate upon the human condition from the vantage point of pooping and poop. In a way, this is a site for philosophers, sociologists and amateur theologians.
Sometimes we talk about sex, but there's no erotic agenda. (There are other sites for that.) Because PR is a community and not a porno site, we do not come here to get our rocks off. And that also means we don't come to PR to be used as objects by voyeurs, or use others as objects. Voyeurism destroys mutuality. PoopReport.com is rooted in mutuality because it celebrates the universality of poop.