I purposely poop at work so I can get paid to poop.
25% (152 votes)
Always. When I gotta go, I gotta go.
32% (193 votes)
Only in a single-stall or rarely used shitter.
12% (75 votes)
Only if my pants are in imminent danger of being soiled.
22% (135 votes)
Never. My coworkers shall never smell my butt stench.
8% (49 votes)
Total votes: 604