If I am getting into the shower or just happened to be making monkeylove with a certain Mr. daphne, I may sit on the pot naked.

But, you know what? I don't like it. My back gets cold and then I get the shivers.

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.....hugging bunnies since 1969
www.daphneszoo.com

I do it naked, at home. I wake up naked, poop naked, bathe naked, and then put on clothes.
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Sir SamDamnit!
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If my dump immediately precedes a shower, that is probably my only reason to be naked on bowl.

I voted for option two. I poop naked only if I originally was naked.
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Jammin' lo'flo's since 1977.

For some reason, dook seems to smell infinitely worse when pooping naked. And a thousand times worse still if pooping naked and wet from a shower.

Question: Why do shower farts stink so badly?
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"...human shit has more of an almond, or perhaps a macadamia flavor to it. I hope you will all take my advice and really consider tasting your poop some time, as I have. It's really quite an experience." - Ratz

I do it naked in the tub,
Do it with my cousin "Bub".
Do it in a busy street,
Or in a toilet nice and neat.
I will shit in an old shoe box
Or behind a door that safely locks.
I will shit in pouring rain,
Even if it causes pain.
I shit here and I shit there,
I've even shat my underwear.
I shit in stalls in crowded crappers,
Or in a convention of animal trappers.
I will shit out gobs of green,
And not flush if I feel mean.
I do so love to shit I say,
That I do it every day.
Shit in light and shit in dark.
Once I shit in Central Park.
Shit with Elvis in a UFO,
Shit with folks I do not know.
Shit with commies in Saigon,
Or in Jamaica - that's shittin', mon!
I shit up and I shit down,
I'd shit if I was a circus clown.
I shit here and I shit there,
Guess I'll shit at the county fair.
I love to rhyme about shit you see,
Its easier than rhyming about plain old pee.
I'd shit behind a door and slam it,
I'd even shit with old Samdamnit.

Horray wtfamidoing. That was beautiful. It brought a tear to my eye. Myself, I like being naked (clothes are so chaffing) especially when it's hot so I end up pooping naked quite a bit. Also, given my condition (story coming soon I promise) I have several messy shits so if I'm not naked when I start, I am when I finish.

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Number One . . . I order you to take a number two.

Wow... just... wow.

Nine out of fifty five people do, on a regular basis, take their clothes off to poop. You learn something new every day on Poop Report.

It feels better and more free, plus it's only natural. It avoids messes during splashback. Also, if you use a bidet (or some variant thereof), your clothes can't get wet.

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Damnit, someone stole my signature!

stange but true but i enjoy getting naked and watching myself in the mirror as I poop...

First time here probably last too. All I can say is holy sh*t, you people may be talented, but you are soooooo f*cking weird.

What's with the *, wtf? Afraid we'll be offended? We're certainly more tolerant than that. BTW, try tolerance sometimes. It's a great tonic!

turd, I agree shower farts have more smell or body. I am hypothesizing the humidity and closed quarters of a shower enhance the aroma. Perhaps farting in a sauna has the same multiplier effect.

yes i think because the fart is trapped it does not dissipate (sp? i should know this...)as it would outside the shower.
i just got out of the shower but i didn't poo. but i am naked! yay! ;)
ps good comeback tbw.

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poop poop eee doop!

I haven't been naked on the pot for a long time. The only reason for me to do it is if I was naked already. Like just getting out of the shower or something.

Crappin naked is convenient especially when the urge strikes while showering. I just don't like sitting on the pot dripping wet and naked while pooping. But sometimes there just isn't enough time to dry off completely!

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Brown tidings I bring
to you
from my ring

Poop as you are.

Chuck, you might be right with the close space and humidity theory. Imagine a Swedish sauna with 5 or 6 folk in there after a night on gravadlax, beer and swedish meatballs.

shitwit makes an interesting observation and draws a pertinent distinction for me: shitting nude is no big deal for me. But shitting nude while dripping wet is not acceptable. However, as I write this, I realize that that never happens to me because I wouldn't take a shower and then take a nude dump. I'd do those two in the reverse order.

Still and all, who wants the sensation of a wet toilet seat?

Never really thought about it. I'm naked most of the time at my house (unless some prude is visiting) and if I have to poo during that time I do. If I'm clothed, I poo clothed. It really doesn't matter to me. Incidentally, I am typing in the nude.

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"That was a very disappointing party. I showed up and everyone left!"- Camille

personally, I poo as naked as I can whenever I can. The primary reason is I don't like to have my ankles restrained by pants, as i prefer a more obtuse leg angle for cleanliness reasons. Taking the shirt off is just icing on the cake. Even in public bathrooms I'll de-pants if I'm wearing flipflops.

TBW must be right here - why would you shower then dump? For personal hygene reasons alone! Not to mention sitting on the pot whilst wet! Does the urge strike that quickly for some people? I always know that I'm going to need a shit in the next hour or so. Is that unusual?

I have to agree with hamster. the only time #2 creeps up on my butt is the first 30 minutes after i wake up in the morning. other than that, i can usually feel it coming on slowly.

i usually sit on the toilet nude before i get in the shower, or if i'm going to masturbate

I always prefer a nude poo moment. I try to remain clothed if I'm in a hurry ... but normally, with my trousers off, I feel unbalanced with my shirt on ... and I worry that it might hang down and somehow get involved with the action below in a messy way.

Someone made fun of my nephew the other day for doing exactly this type of thing (his sister and cousin caught him stark bollock naked while doing the do) ... I was left feeling a little ashamed and guilty for not defending his ... lifestyle choice ...

You can still defend him. It doesn't matter if the moment's past.

Were than any times as a kid you were made fun of by family members that were just, now that you look back on it, useless? Do the good deed and stick up for him now. Don't be a pussy. Be the good guy. The next time you're with him and the family, bring it up, and admit what you've admitted here to a bunch of strangers! Karma will get your back later.

I can tell you I was only defended once or twice by other family members as a kid, and those times stick out in my head like beacons because they were so unexpected. My one uncle is gold in my eyes because he stepped in and jollied up a few bad moments during one family vacation when it became apparent to him that I was being picked on. I've never forgotten, and I'm so grateful to him. You can be that dude!

Grab yourself by the shorts and do the right thing. Good luck. I'm pulling for you.

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.....hugging bunnies since 1969
www.daphneszoo.com

I shit in any uranel I can, all naked withe my firend. At home it is all in the shower

I fel like it is so much easierto shit when you are naked. With my bare DD breasts and my perfect ass, sitting down with the door open, not caring who sees you, makes it so much easier to just rip out 18 farts a minute and dispense sort serve

The spelling mistakes of shiter gave me the weirdest vision in my head.

uranel: a toilet for aliens from Uranus.
firend: a guy with a tree sticking out of his ass.

Carry on. Carry on.

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Born right the first time.

water always makes me go poops, so I do spent a lot of days getting out of the shower to have a bowel movement naked.

Sweet Jesus! I am home. I always thought i was the only one who enjoyed to be naked whilst dropping the kids at the pool. Of course i can't get naked at work or other public places. But if i am at someones home or my own then i do doft the clothing. It is just super relaxing. I feel the pants constrict my legs together. Yuk! if it is cold i ususally leave my shirt on though. But if it is hot i bring the small fan in. Nothing worse than trying to shit and sweat dripping off you. later brethren

Too much work to get totally naked just to shit. Unless you just happen to be getting out of the shower when the urge hits. Otherwise, I'm always at least half clothed.