Credit for this one goes to Doniker.

If I had to list a New Years Resolution it would be to become a 100% shameless shitter. I'm getting closer since joining the site.

I'm 100% at ease in public facilities. The only exception I would make would be if the facilities weren't clean. But I wouldn't hesitate to find another public facility that was clean if I had to go.

I don't really have a problem shitting away from home. At least not for shameful reasons. My objection to shitting out of the home is that a lot of toilets I encounter in public are dirty and I sort of have to hover over them for them to work.

I meant, "for them to work" in the sense of, for me to use them because of the filth I fear on the seat.

I love making as much noise as possible when taking a dump, especially in public toilets. Some of my most explosive farts have been in public toilets. I've heard that holding back is not good for your health so I just let go.

As long as the toilet is clean and the stall has a door with a bolt then I have no problem doing a poo in any toilet. I am too happy that there is a toilet to use than to have to hold it in and risk a big messy accident in my panties.

I'm with TSV in that it's nothing to do with shame, but the general state of public bogs.

When I happen upon a good pot in a bathroom that doesn't stink of ammonia, with a clean seat, a properly-locking stall door and a dispenser containing a reasonable amount of TP (preferably the non-chafing variety), then I'll happily drop my kex and let go.

Unfortunately, a lot of public toilets fall far short of my (not unreasonable) standards!

My guess is that the options as listed are missing a chunk of people somewhere between 75 and 50. These are folks who don't wait for "extreme emergencies" to shit in public, but will do all they can to avoid being ID by anyone they know (e.g. put all action on hold and/or wait in the stall until the coast is clear). I had to give myself a 75, but I think that's a little high. I prefer not to be IDed, but with the help of PR am slowly improving.

I have no problem with using public facilities provided they are not filthy, and are not full of drunks or other anti-social types.

I guess the main resonI am not fearful at all is becuase I am not used to stinking up the joint--after many years of shitting in latrines, no one can blame you for the smell becuase it already smelled before you got there.

BUt I dont usually shit in public, becuase I just dont have a need to go. I usually shit at 8:00 pm bi-daily and I am rarely out during that time. (Except weekends, which is when i will be at my shitting time)

I have shit at my workplace ofter, but usually in the faculty b/r.

I am working on a story now about an out-of-faculty-bathroom experience.

At this point, it looks like we lean more toward the shameless. Go figure.

SamDamnit!
Rectum Rector
of
The Church of Poop
http://groups.myspace.com/THECHURCHOFPOOP

I SHIT ANYWHERE AND ANYTIME WHEN I GOTTA GO I GO!!!

Well, there has to bee some degree of shamelessness to post coments here.

Some people are so shameful they would just go along with the idea that certain people simply don't poop.

Slim Jim, you really should register on here now with the new system, because you could be racking up userpoints with all these comments, and you wouldn't have to type your name in the box each time; you could automatically be logged in.

I was a 50% er till collge, then I let go of my shame and let it rip wherever need be. Still, I prefer TP to leaves or hankies if it can be helped
Happy trails,
L. Wrong
Chairman & CEO, PPK Industries

This poll forgot an alternative that plagued me when I was little--I would not go at home. I was afraid that I would clog up the toilet and it would be found out that I made big turds.

The only reaction I have to deal with is "WTF died in there?" so as long as I can clear out quickly enough, I can sling my dung anywhere.

www.mydailypoop.com

The bathroom is like the graveyard: When ya gotta go, ya gotta go. I teach in a university, and we have "faculty rest rooms" for men and women. What's really fun is to be seated in a stall, and a colleague comes in to use the one next to you, and you have to figure out who it is by the sounds and the smells. One guy on our faculty has had his gall bladder out, and you never have to wonder who it is when HE comes in! (Can you say "Hiroshima"?)

What is really annoying is when some student comes in and craps up the place. At least, I assume it is a student....

"I assume it is a student..."

love the elipse.
(...)

No I cannot say Hiroshima. But I can say Nagasaki, where a more powerful bomb was dropped.

Dumpster, just for you, I went to KFC yesterday and I'm feeling a rumble down ther right now. I'm heading to the toilet for what fells like a story.

Please, please, Dave, when the story "KOC at KFC" comes in, post it ASAP!!

I ate a questionable ham biscuit from McDonald's yesterday, with predictably awful results. Details to follow....

(KOC, the ellipses are for you.)

Why thank you dumpster im very touched.

Here's a preview of what I am writing RIGHT NOW to Dave. (I hope Dave works on MLK Day or you will have to survive on my posting of another snippet.

"As I was dutifully reading PoopReport, I felt my stomach begin to balloon out. It was going to be gassy and it was going to be bad. It was also going to hurt.

I knew I had to get to my crapper in the basement, and I was on the second floor, with an ETA of 15 seconds and 30 second trip time to my salvation..."

KOC, we are waiting with baited breath (and gas masks, in case). Remember: SHIT FLOWS DOWNHILL!!

So did this get published or not? I'm so out of touch right now!

TSV, you do so much not want to know the answer to that question!!

85% as of now. I don't mind pooping in public but, don't like huge crowded restrooms.
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It's not nice to fool mother nature.

i have a problem pooping a way from home, but if necessary i will, but at home, no clothe on and with my mail and maybe my phone.

I dont much care where i shit. but i am quick most of the time when in mals only in mals i take for ever to shit. it's just me

I'm most comfortable with my own throne, but I will declare a "Code Brown" at work if I absolutely need to do it. Call me a 75%-er.
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You have the right to remain Silent but Deadly....

I almost always shit at home, but occasionally I shit at work. I prefer to take care of business at home in the morning.

I can't believe I never saw this poll before. I must be blind.

I dont care were i shit ill shit right were people can see me

I'll comment as soon as I clean up the poop the mailman left in my yard. Third time this week. Whose home you talkin about anyway Postman?

I have no problem shitting anywhere, but this week, I've been droppin' 'em in Jersey, the Garden State...er...dang, and Postman was gonna get blamed...me and my big mouth.
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The proper order is kiss me, then go smell the other dog or cat's butt. I cannot stress this enough.

Sorry Bilge, these little butt bombs had postage due stickers on them. Nice try.

Oh shit....whose yard was it then?? Your last name is McGreevey, right?
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The proper order is kiss me, then go smell the other dog or cat's butt. I cannot stress this enough.

McGreevey's ex got the yard and everything inside it.

I once thought I could shit anywhere, anytime. I have pooped hanging from a rappel line high enough for the turds to reach terminal velocity, swinging from the bob chains on a square rigged ship, with the pacific churning in the bow wake. Those were easy compared to the bathrooms at Pikes Place Market in Seattle. No doors anywhere. I can live with that. People were living in the place! Every sink was busy, not with hand washing, but bathing and laundry. Children sleeping on the floor. Toilets had become the sofa. Disconcerting, tragic, and sad.

Thanks to superb regularity I do the majority of my pooping at home. I do not mind pooping in public places within reason. I think that shitting on the 50 yard-line during a Titan's game and then taking a penalty flag from a ref to wipe my ass with might be a little uncomfortable.

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Eat chilies and feel the burn!!

Boy Chief, I just dozed off after reading that comment, and had a terrible nightmare that you were playing center and that poor Bilge was the quarterback had he to reach down and.....and...ooohhhh its too horrible.

Squat - Were you actually on the poop deck?
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You have the right to remain Silent but Deadly....

If I hav to go, I have to go. Unless the bathroom is so anhiliated that it has been rendered totally unusable (I will still use a clogged toilet without missing a beat) I will use it, nastiness notwithstanding. And I have no problem peeing in public if I have to - I've peed in parking garages, bushes, and the ocean, although I don't know how I'd fee about taking a dump in a parking lot.

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"...I once ate a roadkill possum that had been raised on a diet of carp. I cooked it over a fire fueled with old tires and dog shit. [My fart] put to shame the sewers of Calcutta."
- ChiefThunderbutt

VD, the parking lot's a no brainer. You can hover over and never miss it, and I have never seen one get clogged yet.

Yeah, but there's no privacy! I don't want all the other cars staring at me while I'm emptying my trunk!

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"...I once ate a roadkill possum that had been raised on a diet of carp. I cooked it over a fire fueled with old tires and dog shit. [My fart] put to shame the sewers of Calcutta."
- ChiefThunderbutt

Oddly enough, the poop deck was the only one without poop. Fresh meat meant live animals in the way old days. Animals lived on (and pooped) the main deck. The aft deck, aka stern deck, aka poop deck was for the captain and afterguard and was clean, and you had better be also if you went there. The poop deck was named because having a wave break over the stern, (not fun!) was called being "pooped"

I will shit anywhere I need to assuming there is a clean seat in a clean bathroom. There are a lot of times where I do not have a choice. Fortunately, I have not come across doorless stalls, but would use one if the need arose. Everyone shits.

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In search of the ever evasive BM

I'm not Shameful, but I do have certain standards that most people have when choosing a place to shit. As long as the restroom meets those standards, then I'll shit anywhere. PS: Why do they call them restrooms? If you have to take a shit, chances are you aren't resting.
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I will never shit somewhere that only has that horrible, scratchy brand of toilet paper. That stuff sucks!

I will poop in any washroom, but only if...

a) I am the ONLY occupant.
or
b) There are so MANY occupants, nobody would know for sure I was the one taking a dump.

The idea of me and one other person in there, and them just sitting there, peeing, and listening to me birth a brown baby boy creeps me right the hell out.

I normally don't care where I shit, when I shit, how I shit or whom I shit next to, but I will NEVER shit somewhere that only has that horrible, scratchy brand of toilet paper. That stuff sucks!

Crapper John, in situations as you've described above, when there's only one other person in the restroom, I'll generally try to make as much of a disgusting ruckus as I can - squeezing off loud farts, peeing directly into the water, maybe even unleashing a couple volleys of explosive diarrhea and letting out a grunt or two - in an attempt to drive the other occupant out of the restroom. I have found that nine times out of ten, this technique works.

I'm no Shameful Shitter, but I appreciate being the sole worshipper in the Temple of Convenience as much as the next man.

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"...I once ate a roadkill possum that had been raised on a diet of carp. I cooked it over a fire fueled with old tires and dog shit. [My fart] put to shame the sewers of Calcutta."
- ChiefThunderbutt

PD, I think I've heard part of your comment somewhere before...
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I will never shit somewhere that only has that horrible, scratchy brand of toilet paper. That stuff sucks!

Somewhere on this site...316 times... :D
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I will never shit somewhere that only has that horrible, scratchy brand of toilet paper. That stuff sucks!