What you do when you run out of toilet paper during a poop at home
Submitted by Fecal Follies on Sat, 12/02/2006 - 16:39// 76 Comments
About the Author
I'm a fiber artist who does a lot of knitting & crocheting while on the 'Net ... a good story makes the unexciting 'plain' part of a project go a lot faster! The stories on this site are hysterical :)
At a craft show recently, a friend looked at a crocheted keyring I had on display, burst out laughing, and told me I should market a batch of them on my Etsy site at "Turd Keyrings". I haven't gotten up the nerve to do it yet ... hmmmm ...
PoopReport.com is a community with a unique agenda: we are an intellectual poop site. A salon. A brokerage house that specializes in a specific category of humor: brown humor (vs. gallows humor or black humor). We explore, even meditate upon the human condition from the vantage point of pooping and poop. In a way, this is a site for philosophers, sociologists and amateur theologians.
Sometimes we talk about sex, but there's no erotic agenda. (There are other sites for that.) Because PR is a community and not a porno site, we do not come here to get our rocks off. And that also means we don't come to PR to be used as objects by voyeurs, or use others as objects. Voyeurism destroys mutuality. PoopReport.com is rooted in mutuality because it celebrates the universality of poop.