Shaving your ass

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The Big Wiper's picture
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I would just never do this. That's the last place I would want any nicks and cuts. And waxing back there? Check with me in my next lifetime!

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"AAAAaaaahhhhh.....Kelly Clarkson!!!!!"

I see this scene from the 40 Year Old Virgin and I immediately say to myself, "that's what it would feel like on your bung."

I have nothing against it, and I hope that people with real hairy butts get some relief from it. But, it's not for me. Besides, it's pretty OK back there. No complaints so far.
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I would never shave my ass, but one time, on a dare, and for $20 I let all my friends watch me get the asshair waxed off. It hurts pretty bad, doubt I'll do that again.

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Since we brought it up...
I am a very hairy person, including my butt. I [would] shave it so it would be cooler and less sweaty. I already trim up my chest and tummy for that reason. I know it's early to derail this thread, so watch for a forum post in the off-topic about shaving.

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I could never bring myself to shave or wax my ass. Too much hair for a comfortable wax, and shaving my ass via a mirror doesn't sound like the most productive way to pass time or a very safe way to avoid the rare case of swamp-ass.
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I have never even considered shaving any of the hair on my body from the neck down.

and to the ladies: I hate the way shaved or trimmed pubic hair is the norm today.
I say the hairier the sexier!!!

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Would a shaved or waxed butt lead to razor stubble? How does that work?


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Well, I voted yes. I sent this to Dave because halfway through my last ass-shave, I thought it might be a fun topic. I used to be among those who thought it was "gay", or "a little too much" to shave your ass. I can tell you, once you get over whatever hang-up it is that you have, and shave your ass, my...what an improvement. Easier, cleaner wiping, and an overall cleaner feeling. A razor is best, but a close second would be a bikini line electric trimmer.
If you haven't ever tried it, try it once, I think you'll be pleased.

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Daphne,I don't imagine that the stubble would be any worse than when(and if) you shave your legs and "other stuff".

I made a mistake also, I mixed up razor and bikini line electric trimmer. The close electric is best, with razor "bringing up the rear", reason being that razor will create some stubble, and takes longer. Sorry about that confusion, I didn't preview very well.

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Yes. Until the popularity of the Brazillian wax came along, I never even thought of the possibility that my butthole was hairy. Out of curiousity, I tested the theory that we are hairy from front to back and I shaved back there. There wasn't much hair, but what I had was long! I'm not a very hairy person, so it doesn't grow back fast at all. I'm a big fan now. It's so smooooth!

Also, my roommate bought an electric trimmer that we share (we are very close) and I have dubbed it the Pee-Pee-Trimmer that we use to Take Care of Business... Also known as the PPT to TCB.

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I should have been more specific. Gawd, I feel so weird asking this, no matter that Poopreport is shameless.

When it grows back, as in razor stubble, does it itch?

Is it uncomfortable to have stubble "down there"? The reason I ask is that when I used to shave for finals when I swam, I'd do my arms, too. When my armhair grew back in, (thank God I'm so fair, because now I don't have monkey arms, ooo, ooo) it would be stiff and stubbly, and when I had to ride in the backseat next to my brother, he would say, "Ew! You're scratching me!"

This is why I'm curious.
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gotta admit, slight moral outrage, but i'll admit it is hypocritical in a sense. not to be too graphic but i do trim up front, an ex girlfriend got me into that mess, but out back i've always thought of it as free range, open country, not to be altered by man. now i suppose if i had sever problems and had coverage more like a cave man or bath mat i might consider it, but the whole idea of blades, electric or not, in that region upsets me as much as having blades of any variety too close to captain dick's two nutty friends. that's just something i normally try to avoid, and don't think i'd really ever voluntarily initiate.

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I...uh...don't understand. Are we talking about shaving the actual pink-winky part of the butt? I mean, WHERE, geographically is that razor bump-bump-bumpin' along?

I don't know about the rest of y'all, but MY skin is DIFFERENT on the region in question. I can see maybe waxing, since that's not a sharp object sliding across/around down there, which personally, I cannot contemplate!
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I would never, ever, consider shaving my ass. Or chest.

I`m with doniker on ladies pubes.

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doniker's picture
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yea I love the hairy ladies (but please at least shave your legs and remove facial hair); one of my favorite websites is ATK Hairy...check it out!!!

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I just can't see why anyone would wanna do this. Women don't get hairy arses so that cancels them out. So why would a bloke wanna shave their arse? No-ones gonna be looking or proding anything around this area (I hope no-ones gonna be proding anything anyway) and its covered up most of the time so WHY shave your arse?

doniker's picture
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"Women don't get hairy arses so that cancels them out."

Horseshit. You should see some of the women I have been with; some had very hairy asses.

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Well, I think he means that more often than not, men are just hairier than women, but it does not cancel them out. I can appreciate the way some of you feel, I felt that way too. You know what though, I felt the same way about a guy using BABY wipes, but I loved that too.

GGG, I'm talking about shaving down those areas leading up to, and around the "pinky-winky" part. Logistically, it's no different than you women shaving your, er well, womanly parts.

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I can think of one reason a person would do it...the porn industry. If someone is a porn star, especially a female porn star, a hairy butt must be a no-no.


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Double Flush's picture
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There's much more to it than just looks. I really do hope no one is going to be looking at my butt, but shaving it would make it cooler and less itchy. Plus, after a shower, body hair takes for-fucking-ever to dry, while water just rolls right off of smooth hairless skin. On a final note, it just feels really nice to be shaved.

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Shaving the bung using a mirror is not a good idea. Even the most accurate cutter will make a wrong turn. OUCH! And do not use a razor even if someone else is doing the honors.

Best way is to find a second party who can actually look and see what is being done. Trim but don't actually shave. Leave the hair about 1/8 inch long. No razor burn, no ripping out the hair and no infections from razor burn. Try to explain that to a doctor or nurse.

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Cheek area? No. Asshole area? Yes. The way I see it, I keep myself well shorn down there, so I might as well groom the Entire area. If I'm in a hurry I'll just do the normal bikini lines, but if not I shave everything I can reach.

The trick is to use a NEW, sharp razor blade and shave gel, no soap! and go SLOW. I've never nicked myself. [moderate tapping on wood end table] I don't notice itchy stubble as much in the anal part as in the frontal region.

Oh yeah. I picked "no dingleberries" since all the others didn't apply to me.

GottaGoGirl's picture
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I just keep picturing the scene in The Thorn Birds where they're having the shearing contest.

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C Everett Poop's picture
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Cyanocobalamin, on females, the "frontal region" is known as the biscuital region.

Thunderbox's picture
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Are you talking about biscuits for cheese or fresh tuna CEP?

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Double Flush's picture
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Thunderbox, biscuits in the US are small pieces of fresh baked bread, usually round with some sort of meat or butter or jelly(jam) in the middle. What you call a "biscuit" in the UK is a "cracker" to us.

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Thanks for the explanation DF, I thought for a minute that CEP was turning into doniker.

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There is a name for the accidental clipping or tearing near the orifice,,an episiotomy! Please gentleman, for all of those who want to keep their man cards, don't go clippin where her fingers sometimes slip in!

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Actually, an episiotomy is the surgical widening of an orifice, namely the vagina. It's not accidental in the least.

Episiotomies are what many women experience during vaginal childbirth if the baby is too large for the canal or the doctor didn't have the time to stretch it. I had a fourth degree episiotomy with Thing One because he was shaped like a damned lollypop, all head. Without it, I would have most likely bled to death, which I did enough of anyways.

The term for a a tear "down there" may be orifice laceration. Not sure. Where's poonurse when we need her?


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Daphne, I think what they note on the chart is "vag lac". And I thought "biscuits" were cookies. In fact, I'm pretty sure they are, because I went to a tea house recently, run by an Englishwoman, and she explained what a "quarter-bicky" (1/4 biscuit) is. It's a little tiny cookie that can be eaten in one bite at stand-up-mingling events.

I'd much rather think of myself having a "cookie" than a "biscuit", at least in American terms. :P
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Well, actually GGG, I've heard "it" referred to more as a muffin than a biscuit, but as long as it's warm, that'll be o.k.

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Daphne,
Have you heard what is up with those plastic surgeries that tightens a women's nether regions after an episiotomy,,,what are those called?

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Nair on the hiney hole is a bad idea.
Tweezing the hiney hole area is extremely hard to do using a mirror or expensive video equiptment.
Hiring an illegal alien to trim ass hairs is probably the best solution , for $30 and lunch most illegal aliens are more than happy to pluck or mow unwanted ass weeds .
Ramone and his wife gloria have landscaped my backyard for years .

Double Flush's picture
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Can I add the obvious here? Pink taco.

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doniker's picture
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actually it's "Tuna Taco".

I've always hated it when chicks call their vaginas "cookie". One of my old girlfriends used to say it and it sounded so stupid.

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That`s what I was trying to get to above doniker - it`s generally either tuna or cheese.

Daphne - considering Thing One`s bizarre shape, have you thought of auditioning him for a role in South Park?

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GottaGoGirl's picture
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doniker, would you prefer "woofer" and "tweeter"?


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doniker's picture
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never heard either term to describe a vaginer...I guess since I don't have one I'm not up on all the slang.

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Good one GGG - but would he have a hard drive to support it?

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GottaGoGirl's picture
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Not according to my system's specifications.

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I never thought I'd share this with complete strangers. If I had a knickel for every time i said that.. but anyway I have experienced the butthole shaving. I did indeed, shave the pinkie part as well. Don't do it. It grew back stubbly and when your butthole is stubbly and those buttcheeks are rubbing each other it is the worst feeling you could imagine. I had to stick tissues in my butthole so that my buttcheeks wouldn't touch. Oh - I'm female, too.

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A clean shaved winky is a very nice feeling. But unless you keep it slick as snot and shaved smoother than a babys arse, the stubble gets itchy. After my one shaving adventure, I walked around itching my ass hole for 2 weeks. That part was really annoying. So, I shave what I can easily reach on a regular basis and the rest is what it is.

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i like it shaved back there but that scratchy stubble is the worst!! and working out causes ingrowns (not a pretty picture). there just needs to be a better way to get rid of that stuff. really it wouldn't be so bad if they didn't get so long. don't want one of those caught in someones teeth!

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Sorry in advance....

My dog is so ugly, I shaved her ass and taught her to walk backwards.
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Have you hair around your ass?
Does it grow like black quack grass?
Does it need a trim or mow -
Would it appall both friend and foe?
Take action now! my friend I say,
Do not neglect it one more day.
Soak the shit with gasoline,
Burn it til its nice and clean.
Rip it out with clenched fist -
Reef on it like you're really pissed.
Rip it out til your butt's all bare,
And glue to your head if you're bald up there.

Kids - PLEEASE don't try this at home.

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I don't know about elsewhere, but I just thought of something in Raleigh. There are people who use pulsing lasers in a series of treatments (because of the way the hair grows, it requires multiple visits) to remove body hair from anywhere, including your butt or your genitals. Lots of women get their arm pits and legs done, and men go too! If I had the money, I would.

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I don't want some one aiming at my stink sink, saying "FAZERS ON KILL!"
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I shave my ass for a number of reasons. One- it gets sweaty and after a rigorous hike it gets pretty rank down there (and in the middle of the wilderness there are no showers). Two- it makes wiping easier, especially for pee, because girls have to wipe off the pee and don't have a winky to shake off. Three- I hate "pube pull", when my hair gets caught in a pad or underwear elastic. Finally- During my period I can't stand the way all the clots get stuck in the pubes and take forever to get out. I really don't have the time or the desire to deal with a rug in my crotch.

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Cyanocobalamin has it ass backwards! It should be Ass Cheek Yes and Ass Hole No. You can't even see your asshole but anyone can easily see your ass is hairy.

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I love women with a hairy crotch and hairy ass. The beauty is in a natural woman. More visually appealing and fun to play with. Lets get passed this shaving era. Keep it real ladies!!!