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Which type of poop smells worst

Posted 09.29.2006 by Bunga Din (1239)





healthy 1 (1426) -- 09.30.2006

Yeah, 1st post. I am split between diarreah, and million wiper. Diarreah always smells nasty.
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The Big Wiper (2245) -- 09.30.2006

I don't think the worst-smelling poop is listed as an option. On the few occasions when I've eaten something that was spoiled and got a case of food poisoning as a result, the subsequent ass-piss was the worst-smelling of my career. Bottoms down!

Nine Inch Log (358) -- 09.30.2006

I'm with healthy on this one. Caught between diarreah and the wiper. Both have nearly knocked me out on several occasions.

When your skiing through the gates making brown figure eights, diarreah (cha cha cha)
When your sliding into first and you feel your pants a burst, diarreah (cha cha cha)

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clean colon (not verified) -- 09.30.2006

when youre climbing up the ladder and you feel somethings the matter diarrhea

Northy (107) -- 09.30.2006

I went with the Million Wiper as they ALWAYS smell, Diarrhea only smells if its a beer shit.

Double Flush (602) -- 09.30.2006

Diarrhea (either LiquiShit, chunky, paste, or butt pee) is usually the worst for me. There's more surface area exposed, plus the poop not being formed means there's something wrong. The wrongness just adds to the stench.

Though I voted Diarrhea, I've had some really nasty Million Wipers too. Though, is it a Million Wiper if I use m GhettoBidet instead of wiping?

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Hoof Hearted (not verified) -- 09.30.2006

I actually did all 5 in one sitting.

daphne (3608) -- 10.01.2006

I agree with Northy. Those million wipers are terrible. They seem to be the result of no fiber, which in my mind is a great poop de-stinker.

Then again, the Big Wiper has a real point with food poisoning poop.

When Thing One was a baby and started eating pork, his poop went from "aww, how cute" to "ohmygodI'mnotchangingthatdiaperyoudoit". May I nominate baby pork poop for honorable mention.


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the log of hazzard (184) -- 10.01.2006

I voted big log. If it is big enough to stick above the water, you will agree with me.

Chuck (286) -- 10.01.2006

Whatever exposes more turd to the air does it for me. Diarrhea is the usual culprit with the million-wiper a close second.

Thunderbox (837) -- 10.02.2006

I voted diarrhea, but an excessive night of curry/chilli with beer stinks like hell the next morning no matter if it`s runny, pebbledashing or semi-logs.

Anonymous Coward (not verified) -- 10.02.2006

As a nurse I feel I can state with authority that the worst I've ever smelled is from a GI bleed. Its beyond nauseating, even for healthcare professionals.

The Big Wiper (2245) -- 10.02.2006

I repeat: FPP (Food Poisoning Poop) should be classified as a biological warfare weapon.

The New #2 (not verified) -- 10.02.2006

Diarhheah is always the worst, and food-poisoning diarrheah (FPD) is the worst of the worst. I've had some food-poisoning experiences where the gas could kill a herd of yak. I don't know what came out, but it burned like lava-spiked acid and smelled like some kind of paper mill runoff mixed with industrial cleaner. Horrible.

GottaGoGirl (2616) -- 10.02.2006

Daphne, pork or no pork, I'm pretty sure I never said, "Oh, how cute!" about my kids' poop. You're a better woman than I. :)

sharty mcfly (211) -- 10.03.2006

beer shits always smell the worst and they are usually play doh fun factory diarrhea, hence i voted that option.

SamDamnit (1192) -- 10.03.2006

Any poo that is some one elses, smells the worst. I don't care what shape it takes.
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runninggrrl2 (170) -- 10.03.2006

I think the worst smelling poo I've ever had was after a night of beer and sauerkraut. Liquidy, squishy, and it smelled honestly like death. Most diarrhea smells awful, especially if it's caused by germs...they don't call them "odor causing bacteria" for nothing.


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healthy 1 (1426) -- 10.03.2006

Yeah, I recently had a close relative who died of a GI bleed. The smell in the room was unbelieveale. I compared the smell to rotten tomatoes, or an old landfill being dug up. It was just gross.
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bowlfiller (54) -- 10.03.2006

I think your missing 'The Hangover poop'
This can have many shapes and sizes, and comes in varying consistancy - but It always has one element that never changes - it f'in Stinks!

Stange as it may seem :o we (being me and my housemate) Kept a small sample of a hangover poop in a Doctor issued 'Bio hazard' scoop&tube (the tube you take your doctor a stool sample in)
Its now nearing 8 weeks old, The smell is past its most seering, but is still potent enough to clear a room within seconds of the Bio hazard being opened.

Were still deciding on its final resting place, One Idea is to leave it on the back of a shelf opened in out local corner shop, and to watch what happens, kinna payback from them selling me out of date food.

Bunga Din (1239) -- 10.03.2006

Credit for this poll should go to AB2K, she was instrumental in it's conception. And being that people have pointed out potential flaws in the choices I rest this soley on her shoulders.

I think the smelliest dumps are almost always someone elses, not because I smell great (quite the contrary) but because it's an unanticipated smell. Also I probably should have included a dump left unflushed in the poll because I've walked into a public facility where someone has left an offering to season and it just seems to multiply in intensity. Ok, the polls flaws are mine.

The Shit Volcano (3740) -- 10.04.2006

I chose million wiper. Those poos smell absolutely horrible. Diarrhea at least has times where the smell dissipates soon after it comes out. But million wiper poo... ew! That stuff sticks around for fucking ever!

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loaf pincher (72) -- 05.02.2007

the shits the smell is always worse each time you have them it's like your body saves some from the time before just to add to the already horriffic tradgety that has befell you

The Thunderous ... (687) -- 05.02.2007

My vote was for the million wiper although nearly 99.999999999% of the dumps I take could peel paint or wall paper off the walls.
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The Thunderous Crapper 63 Enjoying home toilet advantage since 2004!

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fartqueen (54) -- 05.02.2007

BIG LOGS ALWAYS HAVE THE WORST SMELL!ALMOST MAKES YOU WANNA GAG!KINDA LIKE THE TRASH DUMP SMELL,YA KNOW?
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fartqueen

turdfan (158) -- 07.08.2007

For me it's the loose collection of floaters that I usually blast out with a pretty major fart.

Mr. Gase (not verified) -- 01.09.2008

Well, one time this snow storm knocked out of small town (Topeka, Kansas) power out for 9 days back in 96'. I held my feces in for one week since all the water was frozen and couldn't flush. I tell you, after the city got the power on, when I used the bathroom, I just know I had a good 10 pounds of poop in the toilet, it smelled worst as the oldest poop came out. But I love the smell of my poop.

prarie doggin (2110) -- 01.09.2008

Volcano, I found the smell from the million wipers dosen't stick around as long if you throw the paper IN the bowl.

poopcrayon (69) -- 01.18.2008

i think i too would have voted for someone else's poop being the smelliest had it been an option on here. . . to be more specific it would have to be 5 dudes in a band on tour who have not eaten anything but gas station food and beer for 2 and a half weeks. when they get to your house, they go straight to the bathroom...one by one. i have these dudes at my house at least once a month. sometimes it's 2 bands. worst poop smell ever. they also fart a lot.


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