They need to know. They WANT to know!

I voted lots of people. It's not that I can't contain my enpoosiasm. It's just that, when I'm talking with my husband and/or certain members of my extended family, the conversation tends to turn towards poop.

I agree, tell everyone.

I tell my roommate a lot--which is why a lot of the time when I come out of the bathroom, she will instantly tell me that she does not want to know about how I pooped. But sometimes it is just to great to hold back...like the time I pooped so much that my side hurt really bad afterwards..

I find it to be a good conversation starter, for me and my friends.

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I poop because I am...I am because I poop.

I don't go running around telling just anybody, but I do tell Mr. Motherload, my mother and my grandmother.
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Always looking out for number two!

When I'm home, I don't have to tell anyone verbally. My ass does it for me.
I don't tell anyone at work however. That sort of thing would not go over well at all with the people I work with.
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Yes, those are my brown spots. Yes, those are your walls.

Well I didn't vote because 3 choices apply to me.

1) I tell the people I live with.

2) I have a good friend at work and we live to talk about our shitting habits (but strangely enough I have never turned him on to PoopReport).

3) The "people" on poopreport. I really don't have many "friends" here...I'm the outcast.

Doniker, don't be so glum. As soon as I can get my hands on a micrometer, I'll post a link in the forums to a picture story I have in mind concerning one of your comments in my only Poop Report submission. Not everyone here hates you.
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Yes, those are my brown spots. Yes, those are your walls.

I have no problem with you, doniker. IM me sometime.

I feel as if PoopReport is about the only place I can talk about a really good shit (which I haven't had one worthy of telling lately). I do have a couple of others I can talk to, but very few.

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"Double the flush, double the fun" --The Amazing Anus

My enthusiasm cannot be contained. But regaling one's turd stories requires a likeminded audience. I compare the situation to when my mom starts talking about antiques. She enjoys finding a rare or valuable collectible, but it bores me to tears. Similarly the women in my family are unimpressed (or unappreciative) of my water closet achievements.

When I've had a belting shit I've to tell anyone within ear range - Get me and my older sister on a conversation about shits and we can go on for hours about ones we've had. We're a strange family

I usually wait until i really have to go, but some times i run to the toilet with clasped butt cheeks.
I tell every one when i take a dump. All my friends tell me too. The longer the dump the better. I even dump in stalls at work. i'm a woman!

I just gotback from a fifteen minute shit dump with a dingleberry. I told my room mate she tells me also.

So many completely shameless people... good on you all!

I find that if I tell people, I come across as narcissistic or egocentric. Far be it from me to draw such attention to my self. When I work up a movemnet worthy to be considered along side Beethoven's 5th, I simply leave it in the bowl for others to cherish and derive inspiration from. And no, that does not make me a turd terrorist. I'm a maestro of merde, a shit impresario. Its all in the motivation. Damn I love this site.

Reading this page makes me laugh, because my best friend talks about poop CONSTANTLY and I get a kick out of it. but our other friends think its weird, and their boys. maybe its because we're girls and we like talking about shit. I dont know but its funny.

As of now, I only tell my friends on PR.
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Jammin' lo'flo's since 1977.

I don't have anyone I can brag to. That's why I like this website so much, and that's why I think it would be neat to have a standing poll that says "How was your last poop?" That way, everyone could chime in and brag whenever they wanted. Conversely, it would be an appropriate place to complain to others if and when your last session on the pot was very dissapointing.

Usually I'm the only one up at my house when I take my morning dump. And that sucks when I drop a fantastic bowl curler and have nobody to tell. I could wake my wife up and tell her, but she'd probably not give a fuck.

I could wait until I get to work and tell my friends, but how do you work this subject into a conversation?

Postman, I usually wait until the water cooler conversation turns to jelly filled donuts, then regale my audience with the morning's performance.

Thanks, Bilgepump. Come to think of it, this subject has come up when I've been to lunch with some of my co-workers. While people are eating is the best time to talk about shit.

My dumps are legendary but I have noone to share them with unless I go to my sisters house and nuke that bathroom. THEN I have something to talk about.
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The Thunderous Crapper 63 Enjoying home toilet advantage since 2004!

I usually don't tell anyone....but if they ask...I give plenty of details...heheheh...BTW, this is my first comment...I like this site, I may move here someday...LOL _______
Swirly.....out

I send a picture on my phone.

i want to do a poo at pauls house

I voted for "my friends here at PoopReport".
Up until the time I was diagnosed with you-know-what, I used to regularly shock people with random comments about pooping.
Non-sequitor stuff, e.g. during a lull in a conversation about the current Reserve Bank interest rate, I might chime in with "...six point two-five percent, eh? That reminds me, I had a really good shit last night."
These days, though, I'm not so inclined to tell people in general about the contents of the mystery bag, but I know its (sort of) OK here at PoopReport.
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The white zone is for loading and unloading only- FZ.

I'm going to tell you people. I just got back from unleashing a massive snake in the toilet. I would have loved to get a measurement on it, but it was too coiled up for that.

Everyone, most of the time. My favorites are people I just met. Great way to size 'em up., and if I detect offense, I just say "oh, you're not a pooptalker are you ? Beg your pardon.
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And in the end, the shit you take is equal to the shit you make
GIVE POOS A CHANCE

I voted my friend's here at poopreport. If I tell anyone else, I get flack for it.
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...And their flesh like dung. Zeph. 1:17

I took such a wonderful shit this morning that I briefly considered calling a local radio station and asking them to make a public announcement. I then could have stood outside my dwelling with a megaphone and directed all interested parties to my Sanctum Sanctorum where they could have gazed upon the effort of my bowels as it lay enshrined in porcelain in all its glistening glory.

My wife however thought it would be better to just flush it.

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Eat chilies and feel the burn!!

Postman, you are a very lucky man. When those massive snakes are in the coiled position, it usually means they are about to strike.

I agree BM, interest rates are often a good ice breaker when it comes to introducing some poop talk into a conversation. Politics in general also provide excellent segways. ("uh, speaking of pieces of shit")

Chief, I'm going to side with your wife on this one.

I tell anyone that will listen,and still tell some of the ones that won't

How can it be that here on PoopReport, "No one - My poops are a private affair" is WINNING??

I voted for the people I live with, butt of course I tell y'all, too...

I'm just thankful to be able to say I've had a GOOD shit!

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How I beat IBS

I usually tell my boss about it. He has chronic constipation and I know that he loves living vicariously through my shit stories.

Now, if only the tightwad would give me a raise.
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Yo quiero Taco Bell.

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...And their flesh like dung. Zeph. 1:17

So Chief is she unwilling then to let you post an obituary for your flushed friend?
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Earth, insane asylum for the universe.

It is good enough to comment on, it is best to share it with friends that appreciate the work.

i tell my friends sometimes and believe it or not i sometimes tell my girlfriend . . ive even got her farting in front of me now and thats not something she did she's a lady hahaha