They need to know. They WANT to know!

I voted lots of people. It's not that I can't contain my enpoosiasm. It's just that, when I'm talking with my husband and/or certain members of my extended family, the conversation tends to turn towards poop.

I agree, tell everyone.

I tell my roommate a lot--which is why a lot of the time when I come out of the bathroom, she will instantly tell me that she does not want to know about how I pooped. But sometimes it is just to great to hold back...like the time I pooped so much that my side hurt really bad afterwards..

I find it to be a good conversation starter, for me and my friends.

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I poop because I am...I am because I poop.

I don't go running around telling just anybody, but I do tell Mr. Motherload, my mother and my grandmother.
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Always looking out for number two!

When I'm home, I don't have to tell anyone verbally. My ass does it for me.
I don't tell anyone at work however. That sort of thing would not go over well at all with the people I work with.
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Yes, those are my brown spots. Yes, those are your walls.

Well I didn't vote because 3 choices apply to me.

1) I tell the people I live with.

2) I have a good friend at work and we live to talk about our shitting habits (but strangely enough I have never turned him on to PoopReport).

3) The "people" on poopreport. I really don't have many "friends" here...I'm the outcast.

Doniker, don't be so glum. As soon as I can get my hands on a micrometer, I'll post a link in the forums to a picture story I have in mind concerning one of your comments in my only Poop Report submission. Not everyone here hates you.
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Yes, those are my brown spots. Yes, those are your walls.

I have no problem with you, doniker. IM me sometime.

I feel as if PoopReport is about the only place I can talk about a really good shit (which I haven't had one worthy of telling lately). I do have a couple of others I can talk to, but very few.

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"Double the flush, double the fun" --The Amazing Anus

My enthusiasm cannot be contained. But regaling one's turd stories requires a likeminded audience. I compare the situation to when my mom starts talking about antiques. She enjoys finding a rare or valuable collectible, but it bores me to tears. Similarly the women in my family are unimpressed (or unappreciative) of my water closet achievements.

When I've had a belting shit I've to tell anyone within ear range - Get me and my older sister on a conversation about shits and we can go on for hours about ones we've had. We're a strange family

I usually wait until i really have to go, but some times i run to the toilet with clasped butt cheeks.
I tell every one when i take a dump. All my friends tell me too. The longer the dump the better. I even dump in stalls at work. i'm a woman!

I just gotback from a fifteen minute shit dump with a dingleberry. I told my room mate she tells me also.

So many completely shameless people... good on you all!

I find that if I tell people, I come across as narcissistic or egocentric. Far be it from me to draw such attention to my self. When I work up a movemnet worthy to be considered along side Beethoven's 5th, I simply leave it in the bowl for others to cherish and derive inspiration from. And no, that does not make me a turd terrorist. I'm a maestro of merde, a shit impresario. Its all in the motivation. Damn I love this site.

Reading this page makes me laugh, because my best friend talks about poop CONSTANTLY and I get a kick out of it. but our other friends think its weird, and their boys. maybe its because we're girls and we like talking about shit. I dont know but its funny.

As of now, I only tell my friends on PR.
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Jammin' lo'flo's since 1977.

I don't have anyone I can brag to. That's why I like this website so much, and that's why I think it would be neat to have a standing poll that says "How was your last poop?" That way, everyone could chime in and brag whenever they wanted. Conversely, it would be an appropriate place to complain to others if and when your last session on the pot was very dissapointing.

Usually I'm the only one up at my house when I take my morning dump. And that sucks when I drop a fantastic bowl curler and have nobody to tell. I could wake my wife up and tell her, but she'd probably not give a fuck.

I could wait until I get to work and tell my friends, but how do you work this subject into a conversation?

Postman, I usually wait until the water cooler conversation turns to jelly filled donuts, then regale my audience with the morning's performance.

Thanks, Bilgepump. Come to think of it, this subject has come up when I've been to lunch with some of my co-workers. While people are eating is the best time to talk about shit.

My dumps are legendary but I have noone to share them with unless I go to my sisters house and nuke that bathroom. THEN I have something to talk about.
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The Thunderous Crapper 63 Enjoying home toilet advantage since 2004!

I usually don't tell anyone....but if they ask...I give plenty of details...heheheh...BTW, this is my first comment...I like this site, I may move here someday...LOL _______
Swirly.....out

I send a picture on my phone.