I voted for "it depends". With IBS, poop can happen at any hour of the day. The toilet's on call 24/7!
Wow. For once in my life, I am in the majority. Bow down to my will, you night poopers!_______ Sir SamDamnit! The Emir of Crapistan Join The Poop Reporter's Lounge
You`re right Sam - night-time is for sleeping and humping, not dumping.
Thunderbox, lol. I a also a morning pooper.
When things are working properly, I pinch a fresh loaf at about the same time every morning, like clock work. _______ It's not nice to fool mother nature.
I'm a morning pooper. 5:30 each day regular as clockwork. Damn shame I don't wake up until 6.
Right now I'm the after school kind of crapper, but something might happen, and I'll soon be something else.
I always go late at night. Everyone is asleep then so I can take my time.
wake-up drive to work, coffee, poop
everyday like clockwork.
Good morning, Starshine! Since long before the Age of Aquarius, I've been rising and shining in homage to where the sun don't shine!
I wake up, go for a run and then take a massive dump. Running somehow gets everything moving in the morning and I don't have to worry about it the rest of the day.
_______An apple a day keeps the ExLax away!
About 10 minutes after I have my first meal. It's nice to know my body is efficient. _______Number One . . . I order you to take a number two.
thanks for the support of my first poll
Usually in the morning, here. I have an off day here and there, but not too often.
Come to think of it, my "off" days are usually those that I don't work out first thing in the morning...
I don't really have a time of day. Some days I don't poop at all, especially after having Gordon. I can go for up to three or four days without pinching a chocolate loaf.
My mother, on the other hand, has to shit every morning. Same with my sister. Gilbert varies. Gordon... well, there was no option on this poll for "all the time". _______I was a category five! Category five, I tell you! Get it right or I'll be back to PROVE IT!!!!- Katrina
I'm mainly an AM shitter. By 9am I've made my contribution to the septic tank. Little shitwit also does his business in the morning too. Which is much to my chagrin at the moment b/c I work nights and take care of him in the mornings while my husband works, so I'm generally the one stuck with the nasty poop diapers. Currently my "morning" sickness (ha! more like 'round the clock!) is so intense that just the sight and smell of dookie diapers turns my stomach. I'd love it if he'd change his shit schedule to coincide with daddy's watch! I know that's not a nice thing to wish on one's spouse.... but really - mommy can't keep anything down! In some ways I'm surprised I have anything to poop out at all!
_______Rock-n-roll! Poopy-poo!
My schedule is very unusual compared to the majority of the people posting here. As long as I can remeber, I take a long dump right before I go to bed, around 8-9 PM.
_______fred kruega!
First thing in the morning after four ice cold glasses of water that dump is practically running for the door._______The Thunderous Crapper 63 Enjoying home toilet advantage since 2004!
Always in the morning, hopefully within an hour after I finish the third cup of coffee.
I'm normally up by 4:30 or 5 a.m. and often poop within 15-20 minutes of getting up. If not, then it will be after breakfast, by about 6 a.m.; very rarely any later.
I arise early, drink a large cup of tea (gunpowder, earl gray, Japanese, or Ceylon black), eat a bowl of oatmeal with two large jalapenos chopped in it. Drink a cup of black coffee then take my morning dump. Actually I don't take it, I "leave it" in the bathroom.
_______Eat chilies and feel the burn!!
Often the urge waks me up in the middle of the night. Most often it wakes me up real early in the morning when the sun is just coming up or before the sunrise. I will go every few minutes somedays when the spasms are bad. If I don't take miralax, I would go at all.
(correction)I would not go poop at all.
In the morning. Depends on what time I have that first cup of coffee.
Usually around 8:30-9 in the morning which sucks since I have classes then. I've been trying to regulate it so I could do it earlier or much much later but it never works.
You could set your watch by my 5.a.m. dump, in fact they do, what do you think GMT stands for...
"Good Morning Turd!"
_______Did I just fart?.... Oh shit! NO!!
I am definitely a morning shitter. I actually just finished my morning dump. I believe that is a good way to start the day. The best part is, that usually I have my biggest dump in the morning, before my shower. Shitting after I get out of the shower sometimes gets awkward. Usually after my morning poop, I am usually good for one to two more during that day. In most cases my second or third dump is before I go to bed.
_______In search of the ever evasive BM
So BVC, if you come to the US, will you dump at 0500 EST, or due to jet lag, shit in your pants while having lunch.
PD, good point, albeit I did live in P.A. for a while , I cant remember what effect jet lag had on the pants.
The one thing I do recollect is that its 9 hours to get to P.A. and eleven to get back. Could it be that everyone on the outbound is farting so much as to cause the journey to be shortened?
Also, could some of this, go a short way to explaining why yanks have 1024 bathrooms per house, and we Brits only need 256?
The only time I have ever shit my pants while eating lunch on a plane was leaving Cleavland Ohio, after eating some imported clams.
To this day I still wake up, in the middle of the night 'spitting' at my shorts.
BVC, the plane ride back is full of Brits that have just spent weeks consuming foreign food. It may be that the flight just SEEMS to be 2 hours longer.
BTW, I only have 350 bathrooms here at Casa d' PD so I guess I'm below poverty level.
PD, No way man! I know when I'm due to poop, either they move the USA west when you arrive, or use cheap planes to get you back home .... I dunno!
Continental Drift. Regular planes, cheap liquor.
Pd, is that the same or similar to Incontinental Drift?
350? hmmph.... my arse! I've seen the photos you sent your parents years ago... is the noise of a fart still a problem as it echoes down that massive hallway? or have you lined the hall with elephant tampons in a vain attempt to quell the audio butt fodder?
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Twenty minutes after whenever I wake up, the poop makes its presence known!
Typical morning routine for me: slap the alarm clock into silence, get a cup of coffee (love pre-set coffee makers), have a coffin nail, savor a few "precursor" farts (the kind that really reek because: guess what's right behind them!), enjoy the Good Morning Poop, then into the shower. Then I can face the day. Haven't missed out on the Good Morning Poop in quite some time; it is my internal timekeeper and daily companion.
In thirty years, when I am old and constipated, I am sure that I will miss my old friend, the Good Morning Poop.
----Captain Craptastic!!!
Hey, Captain, take comfort in your early visits to the comfort station. At 66, I still have the early morning poops that have helped me get into the day for so many years. If anything, I am more likely to have a brown day-breaker than I was at, say, 25. Keep on pooping on!
I voted 'In The Morning', but actually it's within the first 30 minutes after I wake up... could be in the afternoon. ;| _______You have the right to remain Silent but Deadly....
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