I voted for "boss". I don't mind who goes into the bathroom after me, but I would be least comfortable with my boss going in there.
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Jammin' lo'flo's since 1977.

I can't say I would be embarrassed about any of these people using the potty after me. I might if it were a certain ravishing English celebrity that's on t.v. tuesday nights on Fox... but since the chances of that happening are next to none, I don't have to worry. :-)

I actually try to time it so that I use the john right before the landlord comes to "fix" anything in our slummy apartment. It's like revenge. But I'd just about die if my boss went in there after me.

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An apple a day keeps the ExLax away!

My mother-in-law can smell my eau de crap 'till she passes out!

Visiting chold, just because children can be the most brutal. Really, any guest would be worst. Luckily I have my own bathroom that only I use (and sometimes my sister--it's lots closer to her bedroom at 6am).

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I'm so good at clogging up toilets, I can make mine back up when there's nothing in it.

I voted for the kid, too. Kids not only are, well, kids, but my children would have to hear "your mom stinks" for forever.
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.....hugging bunnies since 1969
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I voted for the maintainence person simply because there was no answer for no one. I really don't care who uses the bathroom after me. Take a whiff!

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"That was a very disappointing party. I showed up and everyone left!"- Camille

What H1 said. A boss going into the crapper after your Katrina would be kind of awkward.

Damn it, LOH, you made me laugh Snickers out my nose. My KATRINA?!? Ah ha ha ha ha!!!!!

Okay, you guys may lame me now.

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"That was a very disappointing party. I showed up and everyone left!"- Camille

This one was tricky! I also chose the "judging peer" of the SO's hot friend. Mothers in law and other old people all have their shit problems and will almost be sympathetic. And kids, well, who cares about them in this case.

I might not even flush if I knew my Mother in Law was going to be in there next.........

I chose significant other's friend. Really just because there was no option for no one. It doesn't bug me if someone walks in after me. We all stink, and I take pride in my little fudge factory.

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Number One . . . I order you to take a number two.

It doesn't matter who follows you. Just use that classic line that Ellen Degeneres used in one of her HBO specials: "There's an odor in there, but I didn't do it!"

And smile.

Kids for sure. They are brutally honest and don't know when to shut up.
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Sir SamDamnit!
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If anyone is stupid enough to go in following one of my movements...sorry, appalled isn't the word...perhaps superiority, knowing that if it was me, I wouldn't go in there....dumb bastards.

I voted for SO's hot friend. My wife has become best friends with the new neighbor. And she is HOT. She's about twenty years younger than my wife and I, but she is truly a beautiful girl. And single. Did I mention she's single? I'd rather die of shit poisoning than drop a load where she'd smell it. I couldn't score on her if I was the last man on earth, but I don't want to screw up my chances just in case. ;)