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On what day of the week do you poop the most?

Posted 06.02.2008 by Inspector Pu P.... (41)







Anonymous Coward (not verified) -- 06.02.2008

I shit the most on Sundays largely due to a propensity to drink and eat way too much on Saturday.

The Shit Volcano (3740) -- 06.03.2008

I don't change my eating habits on the weekend, but for some reason I shit more often on Sundays. Not sure exactly what causes it, unless for some reason my toilet has become my church...

Great, now I just opened up a whole new can of worms with that one!

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Born right the first time.

MSG (745) -- 06.03.2008

Normally I don't notice any difference among days of the week; however, yesterday, a Monday, I had four (4) fairly large and normal bowel movements. I don't know why; but thinking back, on some other Mondays I also have had more poops than usual. Gotta go now . . .

phatmanxxl (197) -- 06.03.2008

Are you kidding me? I take mad dumps on a daily basis! Eat your mini wheats people!

daphne (3680) -- 06.03.2008

Sundays and Saturdays for me. Wine shits, you know. Chateau Eyegogh. Two forty-nine a bottle with a screw-on cap and some toilet paper attached to the price tag.


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Postman (375) -- 06.03.2008

I never really noticed. I pretty much shit the same every day of the week, but if I have to pick one, I'd say Monday. Only because it is the shittiest day of the week.

shitake boy (96) -- 06.03.2008


I voted for Mondays. My bowels tend to be less regular on the weekends. Also, I notice that my first shit of the day on a Monday, is always the biggest, and keeps me on the toilet for the longest time. I have been known to sit on the toilet for at least 30 minutes on a Monday.

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In search of the ever evasive BM

ChiefThunderbutt (923) -- 06.03.2008

I picked Sunday but there is really little diference for me on the other days of the week. I eat and drink excessively
every day so that doesn't cause any daily change in my pooping habits.

I eat tons of fiber so there is no straining or extended sitting on the pot.

I rush to the bathroom with tightly clenched cheeks, sit, blast one (or two or three) out, wipe, wash and then leave.

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Eat chilies and feel the burn!!

baron von crapalot (614) -- 06.03.2008


Its got to be Sunday. Beer and pickled onions on a Saturday night would dictate so.

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Did I just fart?.... Oh shit! NO!!

Frank2401 (190) -- 06.03.2008

Pooping is different every day for me depending on my nerves and/or dehydration level. Total gamble, crap shoot...

The Big Wiper (2245) -- 06.03.2008

I don't see how this can be predictable unless you eat the same thing every day, every week.

Pulling My Pants Down For Peace, Plop and Posterity!

shitwit (571) -- 06.03.2008

I've gotta go with Mondays. I'll always make a few extra trips to the shitter at work on a Monday. Not sure why. I still shit like mad all weekend, not like I'm saving it or anything.

On a side note- lil' shitwit #1 is mostly potty trained now but his new trick is "saving it for another day". That's what he tells me when he doesn't want to take a dump. That cracks me up! "Mommy, I save my poop for later, OK?" He's actually really good at shitting on the toilet, but he doesn't always stop to pee so he still has some work to do before we officially call him potty trained.

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Rock-n-roll! Poopy-poo!

doniker (1534) -- 06.06.2008

I didn't vote on this one.

My shiting volume basically coincides with my drinking and eating schedule, which changes every college semester.

I am currently attending class on Tues/Wed/Thurs mornings, so I don't drink alcohol at all or overeat on Mon/Tues/Weds. During those 3 days my asshole locks right up....even though I drink about a gallon of water per day.

I blow it out on Thursday nights, and by Saturday I am shitting my brains out like there is no tomorrow.

This will completely change during the fall semester...

Crazy Shitter (not verified) -- 06.07.2008

I tend to shit the same everyday, but if I had to chose one I'd say Monday because I tend to eat big meals on Sundays.

Anonymous Coward (not verified) -- 06.09.2008

sunday sunday sunday all the way. Must have something to do with being raised Catholic. Maybe its the i don't have anywhere to be today feeling or the warm sunny free feeling of sunday. Who knows ? the sun certainly does'nt shine out of my ass on that day though :)

MondayMonday (not verified) -- 06.09.2008

Mondays. I don't move around very much on Sunday, my relaxing day, and never really get the bowels moving. Once I start walking around at work on Monday morning, I gotta poo!

Captain Craptastic (85) -- 06.10.2008

I like to cook a big batch of food on Sundays so i can just reheat a portion during the week. Sundays, I usually have a double portion with obvious results the following morning.

Great way to start the week: a THREE-POUNDER!!!----Captain Craptastic!!!

MSG (745) -- 06.10.2008

Yesterday was another Monday, and I had three fairly large, quite normal bowel movements, at 5:30 a.m., 10:30 a.m., and 7 p.m. I don't know why this happens; maybe it's because I'm eating at home Saturday and Sunday.

baron von crapalot (614) -- 06.10.2008


Msg, you pretty much have the same timing as my good self. I wonder if there is something in the air causing this phenomenon, or, even, a mathematical equation that describes why peeps poop, at the same time?

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Did I just fart?.... Oh shit! NO!!

prarie doggin (2290) -- 06.10.2008

Tell me why I don't like Mondays
Tell me why I don't like Mondays
Tell me why I don't like Mondays
I'm gonna poo-oo-oo-oop the whole day long.

Bob Geldof

americanPoop (12) -- 06.11.2008

For me its probably Saturday, because I am awake the longest that day. It's pretty much equal though.

Angela (not verified) -- 06.11.2008

I mainly take ashit on wednesday thats when im constapated but on tuesday its all runny on monday its like pelets and on thursday its like shitting out a rhino friday is normally the worst because im on the toilet for about 3 hours the weekends i dont shit
from angela

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