What sound does your poop make as it is actually emerging from your bottom?
Submitted by MSG on Tue, 03/04/2008 - 15:51// 122 Comments
A soft hiss, like ffffffffff
13% (161 votes)
A moist sliding sound
31% (373 votes)
8% (97 votes)
An explosive blast
18% (216 votes)
No sound but the plop in the water
30% (360 votes)
Total votes: 1207
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Musician (composer, organist, former college teacher) and now retired high school English teacher; have lived in the Midwest, the South, and now the mid-Atlantic coastal region. I enjoy gardening, reading, and travel. I've been interested in pooping as long as I can remember.
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