Which letter of the alphabet did your last poop resemble?
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Mine more resembled the Japanese letter "D", which I cannot, unfortunately, duplicate here.
"One of the founding members of the Front Page Hyena Pack, and runs as its alpha male when the urge strikes him, which is often." Daphne (one perceptive chick)
Mine looked like the dot's that dot the i and the j. I hate rabbit poop. grrr.
Just like Mr. Hankey. Kinda hard and knobly at the top but then smoothing out into a nice tapered dropoff. Would that be an "l"? Ah hell, most the time it's just a gelatinous load of nasty poo.
What's so funny 'bout poop, love, and understanding?
What's so funny 'bout poop, love, and understanding?
Mine is "other" in that it resembled the American Sign Language letter "R" (the index and middle fingers wrapped around each other with the rest folded down). Big head and evenly swirled tail-- a very nice attempt at my first Stoolstice-- and an amicable nod to the braided heads of my hippy/pagan kindred sprirts who worship this day.
(I have yet to #2 on this date that suggests #2 twice).
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'Hey that sounds pretty nasty, how about a courtesy flush over there?' (AP1)
'Hey that sounds pretty nasty, how about a courtesy flush over there?' (AP1)
Had to choose "other". Today's crap looked like a lot of periods and commas.
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What if everyone farted at once?
I found Jesus! He was behind the sofa the whole time!
Mine resembled a comma more than anything else.
LiquiShit = "other". Yuck.
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And it burns, burns, burns -
The ring of fire.
And it burns, burns, burns -
The ring of fire.
Anyone else ever have an X shaped crap? As Sherlock Hemlock said- "two straight lines crossing over in the middle". I'm not sure how exactly I managed that; life sure is full of oddities...
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...and they all lived crappily ever after!
...and they all lived crappily ever after!
An exclamation point today. The period at the bottom refused to flush with the big part. I ended up flushing the toilet about three times before it went down. Damn those punctuation marks!!!
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What if everyone farted at once?
I found Jesus! He was behind the sofa the whole time!
lolz... punctuation marks are annoying. You don't wanna know.
im taking blood pressure pills and every day i have the runny poop havent had a normal hard to get out poop in a long long time. I may start having to use a butt plug to help stop it. Any suggestions please.
Mine had to be a G, Like a slight O but with a little tail that hangs limp to one side...
I'm here to prove that girls poop.
You must've almost OD'ed on all that fiber, Frank.
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What do you mean you didn't see it? It was right next to the toilet!
Bad kitty! Bathtubs are NOT litterboxes!
mine does not make letters. but instead i get the hershey squirts.
mine was more like the night sky you could see all the STARS and there was even a NIGHT sky, and a MOON
basically diahreeah followed by bits and peices and then the finale!!!
Mine are usually in HUGE BALLS. I always wonder how the hell that came out. It did feel like it was coming out sideways too. Damn.
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The Thunderous Crapper 63 Enjoying home toilet advantage since 2004!
AHHHHHEMMMMMMMMMM JUST CLEARING MY THROAT!! ;)
My last one was an I. Postman, so you have achieved most of the alphabet.
That is cool, as I don't get much beyond I's, exclamation points, and J's.
You could say that you have had almost everything from A to Z come out of you.
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"Thunder in March betokens a fruitfull year" .Or is it "Thunder in March, frost in June"?
"Two percent of the population think; three percent of the population think they think, and 95 percent of the population would rather die than think."
(off-topic, but)... I think "Brownbubbles" is a great moniker!
Usually, it's exclamation point poops for me.... but I DO fart letters in Morse code....
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'Hey that sounds pretty nasty, how about a courtesy flush over there?' (AP1)
'Hey that sounds pretty nasty, how about a courtesy flush over there?' (AP1)
My turd this morning (unfortunately) was just real short and straight, like a small "l" When I have dropped some larger ones, they can curl around and resemble anything from a C to an O. I think I once had the good fortune of having two C's.
Since it just occurred to me that this poll can be answered as often as we want (or as often as we can based on our regularity) I thought I would report in on this today even though I did so yesterday as well. (Hope I'm not overdoing this) Anyway, my last poop (just a few minutes ago) unfortunately did not resemble any letter. Just a mass of small loose floaters that were propelled out by a couple of major farts. Pretty smelly also. I think I'll have to leave the exhaust fan on for another few hours.
I hope I'm not wearing this poll out, but I just wanted to report that this morning during my session, I had one perfectly shaped S shaped turd, and two C shaped ones. I think it's the first S shaped one I can remember, and it maintained its form until it started to break up when I flushed.
SamDamnit, Too funee!!!!
turdfan, U 2 are funee.
Thanks for the laugh.
Producing waste since 1967
Producing waste since 1967
Frank2401, Poop-O-Gram from Dave perhaps?
Producing waste since 1967
Producing waste since 1967
lower case j. with the dot and everything!
all aboard the farty train to pooterville
I went to a Chinese resteraunt and the poop letters spelled "that wasn't chicken" MEOW
El Scumbag and Spatacus, who both may possibly be francophobes, will be happy to hear that my morning movement spelled out the words to 'La Marseilles'.
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Eat chilies and feel the burn!!
How long a minute is depends on what side of the bathroom door you're on!
And it probably smelled like a Frenchman's breath too...
MSG, you weren't shitting on your Ab-Rocker again, were you?
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The proper order is kiss me, then go smell the other dog or cat's butt. I cannot stress this enough.
"One of the founding members of the Front Page Hyena Pack, and runs as its alpha male when the urge strikes him, which is often." Daphne (one perceptive chick)
Today was a rough one. I shit out several ancient Egyptian letters. Unfortunately they were still on a stone tablet.
I swear I shit out the perfect shape of an Aunt Aunnies Pretzel...complete with cheese dipping sauce.
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Earth, insane asylum for the universe.
Earth, insane asylum for the universe.
my butt is leaky
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