Which letter of the alphabet did your last poop resemble?

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Bilgepump's picture
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Mine more resembled the Japanese letter "D", which I cannot, unfortunately, duplicate here.

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Frank2401's picture
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_Since The Summer Stoolstice arrived one day late for me, this morning it looked like the whole alphabet in one big mess.______<

Anal About Poop's picture
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Mine looked like the dot's that dot the i and the j. I hate rabbit poop. grrr.

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Just like Mr. Hankey. Kinda hard and knobly at the top but then smoothing out into a nice tapered dropoff. Would that be an "l"? Ah hell, most the time it's just a gelatinous load of nasty poo.


What's so funny 'bout poop, love, and understanding?

What's so funny 'bout poop, love, and understanding?

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Mine is "other" in that it resembled the American Sign Language letter "R" (the index and middle fingers wrapped around each other with the rest folded down). Big head and evenly swirled tail-- a very nice attempt at my first Stoolstice-- and an amicable nod to the braided heads of my hippy/pagan kindred sprirts who worship this day.
(I have yet to #2 on this date that suggests #2 twice).

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'Hey that sounds pretty nasty, how about a courtesy flush over there?' (AP1)

Postman's picture
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I chose other. My crap this morning looked more like a cursive E, or like a backwards 3. Maybe eventually I'll be able to write a whole sentence.

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Had to choose "other". Today's crap looked like a lot of periods and commas.

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What if everyone farted at once?

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Mine resembled a comma more than anything else.

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LiquiShit = "other". Yuck.


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The ring of fire.

And it burns, burns, burns -
The ring of fire.

Chuck's picture
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I took a satisfying dump that looked like an exclamation point: one long log and a short chunk below it. I thought,"How appropriate."

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I just returned from taking a dump, and it looked sort of like a cursive capital G, or maybe an ampersand. I seem to be pretty good at shitting in cursive, and I'm not bad at punctuation marks either.

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I have been shitting out alot of "J"'s lately.

Very long and firm, so they curl up the bowl to form a J.

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Anyone else ever have an X shaped crap? As Sherlock Hemlock said- "two straight lines crossing over in the middle". I'm not sure how exactly I managed that; life sure is full of oddities...

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Something written in arabic. Maybe it was the arabic word for poop.


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The Shit Volcano's picture
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An exclamation point today. The period at the bottom refused to flush with the big part. I ended up flushing the toilet about three times before it went down. Damn those punctuation marks!!!

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lolz... punctuation marks are annoying. You don't wanna know.

Chuck's picture
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Once I had diarrhea from eating alphabet soup. Pat and Vanna, I want to buy a vowel movement.

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My crap was mathematical today. It looked like pi.
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Deja Poo - Because this shit's so strange, it couldn't ever have happened before.

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im taking blood pressure pills and every day i have the runny poop havent had a normal hard to get out poop in a long long time. I may start having to use a butt plug to help stop it. Any suggestions please.

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Mine had to be a G, Like a slight O but with a little tail that hangs limp to one side...

I'm here to prove that girls poop.

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This morning, mine spelled out "Happy Birthday Dave".

Mary Queen of Scats's picture
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You must've almost OD'ed on all that fiber, Frank.

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What do you mean you didn't see it? It was right next to the toilet!

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mine does not make letters. but instead i get the hershey squirts.

Postman's picture
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This mornings dump looked exactly like a lower case b. I've achieved almost all of the letters, and even a couple of numbers and punctuation marks. One I haven't gotten yet is a dollar sign.

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mine was more like the night sky you could see all the STARS and there was even a NIGHT sky, and a MOON
basically diahreeah followed by bits and peices and then the finale!!!

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Mine are usually in HUGE BALLS. I always wonder how the hell that came out. It did feel like it was coming out sideways too. Damn.
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My last one was an I. Postman, so you have achieved most of the alphabet.

That is cool, as I don't get much beyond I's, exclamation points, and J's.

You could say that you have had almost everything from A to Z come out of you.
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Postman's picture
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You're exactly right. You know the old english "D" on the Detroit Tigers uniform? That's pretty much what it looked like today.

GottaGoGirl's picture
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(off-topic, but)... I think "Brownbubbles" is a great moniker!

Toots N. McCrack's picture
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Usually, it's exclamation point poops for me.... but I DO fart letters in Morse code....

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'Hey that sounds pretty nasty, how about a courtesy flush over there?' (AP1)

'Hey that sounds pretty nasty, how about a courtesy flush over there?' (AP1)

turdfan's picture
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My turd this morning (unfortunately) was just real short and straight, like a small "l" When I have dropped some larger ones, they can curl around and resemble anything from a C to an O. I think I once had the good fortune of having two C's.

turdfan's picture
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Since it just occurred to me that this poll can be answered as often as we want (or as often as we can based on our regularity) I thought I would report in on this today even though I did so yesterday as well. (Hope I'm not overdoing this) Anyway, my last poop (just a few minutes ago) unfortunately did not resemble any letter. Just a mass of small loose floaters that were propelled out by a couple of major farts. Pretty smelly also. I think I'll have to leave the exhaust fan on for another few hours.

turdfan's picture
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I hope I'm not wearing this poll out, but I just wanted to report that this morning during my session, I had one perfectly shaped S shaped turd, and two C shaped ones. I think it's the first S shaped one I can remember, and it maintained its form until it started to break up when I flushed.

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Mine was like a bunch of Qs with some P all around it.
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SamDamnit!
The Emir of Crapistan

SamDamnit!
The Emir of Crapistan

turdfan's picture
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Hey, that's really funny (and clever) Sam Damnit. Q's with P all around it!!!
In that case, today I produced a huge U with a little P in the middle.

Miss Simone Scat's picture
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SamDamnit, Too funee!!!!
turdfan, U 2 are funee.
Thanks for the laugh.
Producing waste since 1967

Producing waste since 1967

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This morning, it said to order "another T-shirt"_______
Press on warts, who would buy those? -Well, hags mostly.

Miss Simone Scat's picture
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Frank2401, Poop-O-Gram from Dave perhaps?
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Producing waste since 1967

poopcrayon's picture
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lower case j. with the dot and everything!

all aboard the farty train to pooterville

prarie doggin's picture
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I went to a Chinese resteraunt and the poop letters spelled "that wasn't chicken" MEOW

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I can only poop in morse code : (

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El Scumbag and Spatacus, who both may possibly be francophobes, will be happy to hear that my morning movement spelled out the words to 'La Marseilles'.
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And it probably smelled like a Frenchman's breath too...

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This morning my turds looked like two interlocking question marks, or perhaps a double helix; quite an unusual and symmetrical design. Felt perfectly ordinary, though.

Bilgepump's picture
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MSG, you weren't shitting on your Ab-Rocker again, were you?


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The proper order is kiss me, then go smell the other dog or cat's butt. I cannot stress this enough.

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Deja Poo's picture
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Usually when shit is all wrapped around itself like in a double helix, it's copulating. That's some mighty powerful shit, though, if it gives a fuck.
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Yo quiero Taco Bell.

Postman's picture
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Today mine was just a lot of gibberish.

prarie doggin's picture
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Today was a rough one. I shit out several ancient Egyptian letters. Unfortunately they were still on a stone tablet.

Mrs. Mad Crapper's picture
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I swear I shit out the perfect shape of an Aunt Aunnies Pretzel...complete with cheese dipping sauce.
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Postman's picture
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I went to Aunt Annie's website and saw a picture of one of their pretzels. That must have hurt like hell.