Mine more resembled the Japanese letter "D", which I cannot, unfortunately, duplicate here.
_Since The Summer Stoolstice arrived one day late for me, this morning it looked like the whole alphabet in one big mess.______
Mine looked like the dot's that dot the i and the j. I hate rabbit poop. grrr.
Just like Mr. Hankey. Kinda hard and knobly at the top but then smoothing out into a nice tapered dropoff. Would that be an "l"? Ah hell, most the time it's just a gelatinous load of nasty poo.
What's so funny 'bout poop, love, and understanding?
Mine is "other" in that it resembled the American Sign Language letter "R" (the index and middle fingers wrapped around each other with the rest folded down). Big head and evenly swirled tail-- a very nice attempt at my first Stoolstice-- and an amicable nod to the braided heads of my hippy/pagan kindred sprirts who worship this day. (I have yet to #2 on this date that suggests #2 twice). _______'Hey that sounds pretty nasty, how about a courtesy flush over there?' (AP1)
I chose other. My crap this morning looked more like a cursive E, or like a backwards 3. Maybe eventually I'll be able to write a whole sentence.
Had to choose "other". Today's crap looked like a lot of periods and commas. _______What if everyone farted at once?
Mine resembled a comma more than anything else.
LiquiShit = "other". Yuck.
_______And it burns, burns, burns - The ring of fire.
I took a satisfying dump that looked like an exclamation point: one long log and a short chunk below it. I thought,"How appropriate."
I just returned from taking a dump, and it looked sort of like a cursive capital G, or maybe an ampersand. I seem to be pretty good at shitting in cursive, and I'm not bad at punctuation marks either.
I have been shitting out alot of "J"'s lately.
Very long and firm, so they curl up the bowl to form a J.
Anyone else ever have an X shaped crap? As Sherlock Hemlock said- "two straight lines crossing over in the middle". I'm not sure how exactly I managed that; life sure is full of oddities... _______...and they all lived crappily ever after!
Something written in arabic. Maybe it was the arabic word for poop.
_______.....hugging bunnies since 1969 www.daphneszoo.com
An exclamation point today. The period at the bottom refused to flush with the big part. I ended up flushing the toilet about three times before it went down. Damn those punctuation marks!!! _______What if everyone farted at once?
lolz... punctuation marks are annoying. You don't wanna know.
Once I had diarrhea from eating alphabet soup. Pat and Vanna, I want to buy a vowel movement.
My crap was mathematical today. It looked like pi._______Deja Poo - Because this shit's so strange, it couldn't ever have happened before.
im taking blood pressure pills and every day i have the runny poop havent had a normal hard to get out poop in a long long time. I may start having to use a butt plug to help stop it. Any suggestions please.
Mine had to be a G, Like a slight O but with a little tail that hangs limp to one side...
This morning, mine spelled out "Happy Birthday Dave".
You must've almost OD'ed on all that fiber, Frank. _______What do you mean you didn't see it? It was right next to the toilet!
mine does not make letters. but instead i get the hershey squirts.
This mornings dump looked exactly like a lower case b. I've achieved almost all of the letters, and even a couple of numbers and punctuation marks. One I haven't gotten yet is a dollar sign.
mine was more like the night sky you could see all the STARS and there was even a NIGHT sky, and a MOON basically diahreeah followed by bits and peices and then the finale!!!
Mine are usually in HUGE BALLS. I always wonder how the hell that came out. It did feel like it was coming out sideways too. Damn._______The Thunderous Crapper 63 Enjoying home toilet advantage since 2004!
My last one was an I. Postman, so you have achieved most of the alphabet.
That is cool, as I don't get much beyond I's, exclamation points, and J's.
You could say that you have had almost everything from A to Z come out of you. _______ "Thunder in March betokens a fruitfull year" .Or is it "Thunder in March, frost in June"?
You're exactly right. You know the old english "D" on the Detroit Tigers uniform? That's pretty much what it looked like today.
(off-topic, but)... I think "Brownbubbles" is a great moniker!
Usually, it's exclamation point poops for me.... but I DO fart letters in Morse code.... _______'Hey that sounds pretty nasty, how about a courtesy flush over there?' (AP1)
My turd this morning (unfortunately) was just real short and straight, like a small "l" When I have dropped some larger ones, they can curl around and resemble anything from a C to an O. I think I once had the good fortune of having two C's.
Since it just occurred to me that this poll can be answered as often as we want (or as often as we can based on our regularity) I thought I would report in on this today even though I did so yesterday as well. (Hope I'm not overdoing this) Anyway, my last poop (just a few minutes ago) unfortunately did not resemble any letter. Just a mass of small loose floaters that were propelled out by a couple of major farts. Pretty smelly also. I think I'll have to leave the exhaust fan on for another few hours.
I hope I'm not wearing this poll out, but I just wanted to report that this morning during my session, I had one perfectly shaped S shaped turd, and two C shaped ones. I think it's the first S shaped one I can remember, and it maintained its form until it started to break up when I flushed.
Mine was like a bunch of Qs with some P all around it. _______SamDamnit! The Emir of Crapistan
Hey, that's really funny (and clever) Sam Damnit. Q's with P all around it!!! In that case, today I produced a huge U with a little P in the middle.
SamDamnit, Too funee!!!! turdfan, U 2 are funee. Thanks for the laugh.Producing waste since 1967
This morning, it said to order "another T-shirt"_______Press on warts, who would buy those? -Well, hags mostly.
Frank2401, Poop-O-Gram from Dave perhaps?Producing waste since 1967
lower case j. with the dot and everything!
I went to a Chinese resteraunt and the poop letters spelled "that wasn't chicken" MEOW
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